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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Living in a small Texas town

住在德州的小镇

a few things are guaranteed

有一些事是一定会有的

someone nearby will have chickens

比如一定会有养鸡的邻居

George ‭Yeah

乔治 -怎么了

Go shoot those chickens

去把那些鸡给射爆了

Everyone will know your business

大家都会知道你的私事

You sure you want to eat that

你确定你要吃那个吗

Why not

为什么不吃

I heard your triglycerides are through the roof

我听说你的甘油三酯高到破表啊

Who told you that

谁跟你说的

My brother plays poker with your doctor

我兄弟跟你的医生是牌友

But on the brighter side in a small Texas town

但住在德州小镇也有好处

people take care of each other

人们会互相照顾

Oh I'm so sorry

我很遗憾

You know that Veronica Duncan girl

你记得那个维罗妮卡·邓肯女孩吧

The one that Georgie likes ‭ Yeah

-小乔治喜欢的那个女孩吗是的

I was thinking about having her stay here for a couple days

我在考虑让她来我们家住几天

Is it Georgie's birthday or something No

-小乔治要生日吗这么大礼 -不是啦

She's just having a rough time at home

她在家里挺惨的

What's going on

怎么回事

Her mother's boyfriend has a drinking problem

她妈妈的男朋友酗酒

and things have been getting out of hand

最近情况越来越失控了

You waited till I had a beer to tell me this story didn't you

你是故意等到我拿着啤酒才开始说的对吧

You always have a beer

你什么时候手边没酒了

So good news

好消息

We're gonna have a houseguest for a couple days

我们家有客人要来住几天

Oh not Aunt Ruth

别又是露丝姑姑

Her beard is very scratchy

她的胡子很扎人

My sister doesn't have a beard

我妹妹才没有胡子

Did she shave it

她剃掉了吗

It's not Aunt Ruth

不是露丝姑姑

It's Veronica Duncan

是维罗妮卡·邓肯

And while she's here

她来家里做客期间

I expect y'all to be on your best behavior

我希望你们都有最好的表现

Why are you looking at me

你为什么要看着我

Was I

我有吗

Yeah and you still are

有啊现在还在看

Where is she going to sleep

那她要睡哪里啊

She can have my room I'm fine on the couch

她可以睡我房间我不介意去睡沙发

Thank you

谢谢

Why is she staying with us

她为什么要来跟我们住

Because she needs to be out of her house for a few days

因为她需要离开家里几天

Why

为什么

Because her family is dealing with

因为她的家人在处理一些

some personal business

家庭里的私事

What personal business Well

-什么样的私事啊 -这个嘛...

I heard her mama's boyfriend is a drunk

我听说她妈妈的男朋友是个酒鬼

Where did you hear that

你从哪听说的

Mom told you outside and I heard it

妈在外面跟你说的时候我听见了

Let's sweat

来流汗吧

I plan on it Richard

正有此意理查德

Hello

哈喽

Did you know that word "Hello" wasn't used as a greeting

你知道"哈喽"这个词是直到电话发明后

until the invention of the telephone Hi John

-才被用来当问候语的吗 -你好约翰

To end a phone call

而要结束电话

it was suggested to say "That is all "

最初的建议是说"就这些了"

Is that all John

就这些吗约翰

No I wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow night

没我是想邀请你明晚共进晚餐

Great Where we going

很好我们去哪吃

I can't tell you that It's a surprise

我不能告诉你这是个惊喜

You want to give me a clue so I'll know how to dress

那你要给我个提示我好知道怎么打扮吗

Well dress as if you were going to a Mexican restaurant

就打扮得像是要去墨西哥餐厅就行了

Oh we're going to Puerta Roja

我们要去红门[西语]餐厅啊

I can't tell you that it would ruin the surprise

我不能告诉你会破坏惊喜

John you do realize that I'll be the one driving us there

约翰你知道到时候是我来开车吧

Fine we're going to Puerta Roja but everything else

行去的地方是没错但其他的细节

is a surprise

都会是惊喜

That is all

就这些了

One more time Come on

再来一次来吧

Sorry Axl You'll be back

抱歉了埃克索尔之后再挂回来

摇滚乐团枪与玫瑰的主唱

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Documenting This may never happen again

拍照留念可能今生再也见不到了

What's in there

里面是什么

Don't open it But what's in there

-别打开 -但里面是什么啊

Don't open it

别打开

Are you wearing cologne

你擦了古龙水吗

Georgie I have the olfactory senses of a polar bear

小乔治我的嗅觉堪比北极熊

They can smell a seal through three feet of ice

它们能闻到一米厚坚冰下的海豹气味

Mind your business

少管闲事

He's exhibiting Zahavian signaling theory

他在演示信号理论

Is that from Star Trek No biology

-这是《星际迷航》的东西吗 -是生物学

He's trying to communicate his more desirable qualities

他在展示值得被人喜爱的优点

in order to attract Veronica

来赢得维罗妮卡的青睐

Too bad he doesn't have any desirable qualities

可惜他没有任何值得喜爱的优点

Be the Danza Be the Danza

像电视里的丹扎一样帅像他

Be the Danza ‭ What a doofus

-像丹扎一样 -真是个二货

Hey there

你来啦

Thank you for having me Mrs Cooper

谢谢你收留我库珀太太

Hey Veronica

维罗妮卡

Hi Let me take your bag

-你好啊 -我来帮你提包

Are you wearing Old Spice ‭Don't worry about it

-你擦了古龙水吗 -别担心

Here let me show you around

来我给你介绍一下

Oh O Okay

好

Of course you remember the living room

你肯定还记得我家客厅吧

where we have our prayer group

祷告小组活动就是在这里进行的

Oh my Lord

我的老天啊

And this is the dining room That's where we'll dine

这里是饭厅我们就在这里吃饭

But in the mornings we dine in the kitchen

但早上的时候我们会在厨房吃

Of course if you'd like a snack

当然啦如果你想吃零食

that'd be in the refrigerator or the pantry

零食会在冰箱里或者在食物柜里

You know where your snack foods would be ‭Sure

-你懂的就是正常储存零食的地方 -没问题

Washer dryer

洗衣机烘干机

Plus we got those little sheets that smell nice

而且我们家还有那种洗衣片气味芬芳

and fight static cling

还能够减少静电

And here's our entertainment room Hey guys

-这里是我们的客厅 -你们好啊

Hi ‭Hello

-你好 -你好啊

We don't have cable but we do have

我们家没有有线电视不过也能看到

all three major broadcast networks

三大广播电视台呢

Here's the bathroom for hygiene and whatnot

这里是卫生间你搞卫生之类的地方

And here's where you'll be sleeping

还有... 这里就是你睡觉的地方

Did I take your room ‭ Yes

-我是不是占了你房间 -是啦

but I'll be on the couch

不过我睡沙发上

Which is right near the TV and the kitchen

那里靠近电视又靠近厨房

so I'm peachy

所以我也挺滋润

Hello I'm John Sturgis

你好我叫约翰·斯特吉斯

We have a reservation

我们订了位

Follow me

请跟我来

Was a reservation really necessary

你看这里像是需要订位吗

I didn't want to take any chances ‭

我不想冒任何风险嘛

Oh no no no no no

不行不行不行

I sit in that seat

你坐那张椅子

You sit here

我坐这张

Oh uh okay

好吧

What's going on

到底是怎么一回事

Don't you remember

你不记得吗

John I don't even remember where I just parked

约翰我连我刚才车停哪里都要记不住了

I'm recreating our first date

我是在重演我们的初次约会

The same restaurant the same table

同样的餐厅同样的桌子

the same jacket

同样的外套

Different eyelashes though because

不同眼睫毛因为呢

they regenerate every two to three months

它们每两三个月就会长一批新的

Mine are the same actually

我的就会一样

They're fake

因为是假睫毛

I wanted this night to be special

我希望今晚能很特别

because it's the one year anniversary of that date

因为这是我们初次约会的一周年纪念日

Is that a thing that people our age celebrate

我们这年纪的人还有在庆祝那个的吗

No idea I've never been this age before

不知道我还没有这个年纪过

And I've never dated anyone for a whole year

而且我有一年没跟别人约会了

Well

好啦

Happy anniversary ‭

周年纪念快乐

Sorry for the mess

抱歉房间那么乱

I emptied out this drawer so you can put your stuff away

我清空了这个抽屉来让你放东西

Where are your clothes

那你本来的衣服呢

I threw most of them out

我把大多数都丢了

You didn't have to do that

你不需要这么做的

It's okay They were old and full of holes

没事啦反正它们又旧又一堆洞

And it worked out great

丢了也挺好的

I found some firecrackers and a bag full of my baby teeth

我因此找到了一些鞭炮跟一袋我的乳牙

Thank you

谢谢

Oh I also hung a cross over the bed for you

我还在你的床头帮你挂了十字架

It's just Popsicle sticks and glitter I glued it together

是我用冰棒棍与亮粉当材料

in Sunday school when I was a kid

小时候在主日学校时粘的啦

Is is it too much I can take it down

会太过头吗我可以帮你拿下来

No it's

没太...

it's really sweet

太贴心了

Why are you crying

你怎么哭了

Did Georgie bring up your unfortunate home life

小乔治提起了你不愉快的家庭生活吗

Uh no

没有

Good My mom said not to

那就好我妈妈说别提

so that you would be comfortable

这样你会感到舒服一点

Thank you

谢谢

Are you comfortable

你舒服吗

And I remember how cute you looked

我还记得你当时看起来有多可爱

in your little pearl snap shirt with your bolo tie

你的珍珠色衬衫与饰扣式领带

Well I'd say it wasn't my first rodeo but it was

我想说那也不是我第一次了但真是我第一次

Thank you for a wonderful year

谢谢你带给我这美好的一年

To many more ‭To many more

-敬未来无数年 -敬无数年

Which leads me to the final surprise of the evening

接下来到了我今晚最后的惊喜

What are you doing Hang on I don't want to spoil the surprise

-你在干什么 -等等我不想破坏惊喜

Getting down on one knee it makes it pretty damn clear

你都单膝下跪了这已经明摆着了

Surprise

惊喜

Connie will you do me the honor of being my wife

康妮你愿意当我的妻子吗

Oh John I don't know

约翰我也不知道了

How can you not know It's a binary decision

你怎么能不知道答案只有要或不要

It's more complicated th than that

实际上比那复杂多了

I don't see why We're compatible

我不懂为什么我们很合啊

I know We enjoy each other's company

-我知道 -我们也很享受对方的陪伴

I know ‭ And we've become extremely proficient in the bedroom

-我知道 -而且我们的房事也十分愉悦

There's very little wasted effort

不费吹灰之力就能"宾主尽欢"

John sit back down

约翰给我坐下

and lower your voice

然后你小声点

Little help

帮个忙吧

Down is easier than up Sure

-下去比上来容易多了 -行

Thank you God for this food we're about to receive

感谢主赐予我们桌上的食物

and for the nourishment of our bodies

为我们的身体提供营养

and bless the hands that prepared it

也保佑准备这餐点的人

And an extra special thank you for allowing us

今天还要额外谢谢您

to share our home with our friend Veronica

让我们能和朋友维罗妮卡同住一家

Amen Oh yeah

-阿门 -是的

That's a big amen on that one

最后这件事要来个大大的阿门

All right everybody dig in

好啦大家快开动吧

Would you like a dinner roll

你要餐包吗

Mmm Sure

好

I find it really rounds out the meal

我觉得它十分配我们的晚餐

Mom Yes honey

-妈 -怎么啦宝贝

Do I have to sit downwind of Georgie's cologne

我一定得坐在小乔治香水的下风处吗

So Veronica I understand that you're a junior

维罗妮卡所以你是11年级吗

Mm Yes sir

是的先生

Do you have any plans for after high school

你对高中毕业后有什么计划了吗

I'm hoping for a scholarship to Baylor

我希望能得到奖学金

so I can get a teaching degree

去我们德州的贝勒大学攻读教育学位

I like kids

我喜欢小孩子

Really Kids Ugh

真的假的孩子吗

You're so tall and pretty you should be Vanna White

你又高又漂亮你应该当范纳·怀特[女星]

How can she be Vanna White

她怎么能成为范纳·怀特

Vanna White is Vanna White

范纳·怀特才是范纳·怀特[白色]

Fine She can be Vanna Blue

行吧她可以成为范纳·布卢[蓝色]

See This is the kind of nonsense you have

瞧身边全是孩子时

to deal with when you're around kids

你就得听这些胡言乱语

He does have a point

他说的不无道理

No I I love this

不我喜欢这样

We never eat dinner together at my house

我们家从来没有一起吃晚饭

You eat alone

你一个人吃饭吗

Mostly Yeah

大多数时候是的

Lucky duck

真幸运

John

约翰

I've already been married once

我已经结过一次婚了

I wasn't really planning on ever doing it again

我真的没打算再结一次

Why not

为什么

I was somebody's wife for a long time

我做别人老婆做了很长时间

I just like being Connie Tucker now

我现在只想做康妮·塔克

Not Mrs

不是某太太

somebody else's name

跟老公的姓

Well what if I took your name

如果我跟你姓呢

John Tucker it sounds great

约翰·塔克听起来不错

Like a football player or an astronaut

像橄榄球员或是太空人

You're missing the point

你没听明白

I just think it's important for people to know

我觉得让大家知道我们是一对

that we're an official couple

这很重要

We don't have to be married for that

不用结婚也可以的

Buy a billboard take an ad out in the paper

在广告牌报纸上打广告

I understand Thank you

我懂了谢谢你

Are we good

我们没事吧

Yes

没事

But if I should pre decease you

但如果我比你先去世了

戒指归你

Fine It'll be in the

-好 -戒指会放在

top right corner of my dresser drawer

梳妆台抽屉的右上角

Got it ‭ Under my tube socks

-知道了 -在我的筒袜下面

Veronica Veronica

维罗妮卡维罗妮卡

Come in

进来

Hey Sheldon what's up

谢尔顿有什么事

I printed out my bathroom schedule

我打印出了我使用卫生间的时间表

I can't speak for anyone else in this family

我不能代表我的家人发言

but you can count on it being occupied

但在这些时间里

during these times

浴室肯定有人

Thank you

谢谢

This is very helpful

非常有用

I know

我知道

Is there anything else

还有事吗

There is but I'm not allowed to ask about it

有但我不准问

Oh it's okay You can ask me anything

没事你什么都能问

Oh good I don't like cats

很好我不喜欢猫

but I share their curious nature

但我和它们一样有好奇的天性

What do you want to know

你想知道什么

Your mom has a boyfriend

你妈妈有男友吗

Yeah

是的

Where is your father

你的父亲呢

I don't know

我不知道

Why do you not know

你为什么不知道

Well he left when I was really young

我很小的时候他就离开了

and I never heard from him again

自此再也没有他的消息

And why are you staying here

你为什么住在这里

My mom's boyfriend isn't very nice

我妈妈的男友不太好

I understand My sister isn't very nice

我明白我姐姐也不太好

So you get it

所以你明白

I do thank you

是的谢谢

Okay well talk to you later

好的回头再聊

But not between 7 00 and 7 12

7点到7点12分之间不行

Yup I see it right here

对我看到了

So how about

不如...

I make us a pot of tea and we'll get cozy

我煮一壶茶我们放松一下

Sure sounds good

好很好

Just make yourself comfy I I'll be right back

请便我马上回来

Mint tea

薄荷茶行吗

Or would you like to go crazy and have a little hibiscus

还是你想疯狂一下放点木槿

Ah damn it

靠

Hey can I join you

我可以一起看吗

Sure

当然

What you watching

你在看什么

Charles in Charge

《查尔斯当家》

It's kind of like Who's the Boss But with Chachi

有点像《谁是老板》但里面有恰奇

They should have called it Chachi in Charge

应该叫《恰奇当家》

Cha Chi in Charge

恰奇当家

That's three cha's I like it

有三个"查"的音我喜欢

Georgie you're so funny

小乔治你真搞笑

Really

真的

Not everybody gets me

不是所有人都懂我

I get you

我懂你

Oh Mom If you're sleeping with the man

妈如果你和这个男人上床

you should be married to him

你应该嫁给他

Why do I come here

我为什么来这里

I got to find a cooler chick to talk to

我得找个更酷的妹子谈这个问题

You know I'm right

你知道我是对的

I know no such thing

我不认为是这样

It's my life I don't have to do anything

这是我的人生我不必因为我"应该去做"

'cause I'm "Supposed to "

而去做任何事

I do it because I want to and right now

我去做是因为我想那样做而现在

I don't want to end of story

我不想结婚就是这样

Good morning Can I get you some breakfast honey

-早上好 -要我给你做早餐吗亲爱的

Yes please

好谢谢

How was your anniversary date with Dr Sturgis

你和斯特吉斯博士的周年约会怎么样

You knew about that

你知道吗

Yes So you knew he was gonna propose

-是的 -所以你知道他打算求婚吗

Propose No that's wonderful

求婚不知道啊那太好了

Although it's a little disconcerting he didn't tell me

不过他没告诉我有点令人不安

I thought we were closer than that

我以为我们关系好到他会说的

Well we're not getting married any time soon

我们短期之内是不会结婚的

You should You're old you don't have many years left

你应该结你老了没剩下多少年了

I really need to meet a whole new group of people

我真的需要重新认识一帮人了

Hey what you doin'

你做什么呢

Helping your mom with laundry

帮你妈妈洗衣服

Oh yeah That's usually my job

是这通常是我的工作

Uh maybe when you're done we can go down to the mall and hang out

也许你做完后我们可以去商场一起玩

Oh I promised your sister I'd take her out for some girl time

我答应你妹妹要带她出去享受女生时光

Maybe I can come along

也许我能一起去

Then it wouldn't be girl time

那就不是女生时光了

No not entirely but it would be mostly

不全算但大部分是

Take a hint dummy

这是暗示笨蛋

Greetings

你好

You've reached Dr John Sturgis

你已拨通约翰·斯特吉斯博士的电话

Leave a message and I'll be in touch

留下口信我会联系你

Thank you very much

非常感谢

Hey that rhymed

居然押韵

John I know you're there pick up

约翰我知道你在接电话

If you don't pick up I'm gonna get really mad

如果你不接电话我会很生气

I'm getting really mad

我很生气了

Call me back

回我电话

Sorry I know this isn't the most fun thing in the world

抱歉我知道这不是全世界最好玩的事

I was happy just riding

能坐在副驾驶位

in the front seat of your car ‭

我就很开心了

You probably hear this a lot

你可能听过很多人这样说

but you're like princess pretty

你美得像公主

Oh I don't know about that

我不知道

But you are definitely princess material

但你绝对有做公主的条件

Well until I'm allowed to wear makeup

在我能化妆之前

this is as hot as I get

这就是我最漂亮的样子了

You don't need makeup

你不需要化妆

I hope you're right Mom says I have to wait till I'm 16

希望你是对的妈妈说我必须等到16岁

That'll get here sooner than you think

那一天的到来会比你想象中更快

Sure doesn't feel like it

我可没有这种感觉

Don't be in a rush

别着急

Honestly

说真的

I'd rather be your age again ‭Really

-我宁愿像你这么大 -真的吗

Yeah

是的

Being a grown up is uh

做成年人

complicated

很复杂

Maybe if we make a wish at the same time

也许如果我们同时许愿

we could switch places

我们能互换身体

You think It's worth a try

-你觉得可以吗 -值得一试

Okay

好

What do we need to do

我们要怎么做

We close our eyes and at the exact same time say

我们闭上眼睛一起说

"I wish I could switch places "

"我希望可以交换身体"

Ready

准备

One two three

一二三

I wish I could switch places I wish I could switch places

-我希望可以交换身体 -我希望可以交换身体

Well

怎么样

I'm still here You

我还是我你呢

Same That's too bad

-一样 -太遗憾了

I really wanted to drive home

我很想开车回家呢

Can I anyway Sure

-我能开吗 -好

Really No

-真的吗 -不行

Please can we keep her

求你了我们能留下她吗

No we cannot keep her

不我们不能留下她

We don't have a dog 'cause of Sheldon

因为谢尔顿我们不能养狗

why can't I have Veronica

又是什么原因不能留下维罗妮卡

I'm not participating in this conversation

我才不要跟你聊这件事

We could give Sheldon to Veronica's mom

我们可以把谢尔顿给维罗妮卡的妈妈

Like a trade

交换一下

I'll get it Mrs Cooper

我去开门库珀太太

Look how helpful she is Come on

看她多会帮忙拜托

Out

走开

What do you want

你想做什么

Grab your stuff your mama wants you home

收拾东西你妈要你回家

Yeah well when she wants me to come home

她要我回家时

she can call me

她可以打电话

Damn it Veronica

靠维罗妮卡

I'm in no mood

我可没这心情陪你闹

What's going on

出什么事了

I'm taking her home

我来接她回家

She's not going anywhere with you

她不会跟你走的

What'd you say Clint stop

-你说什么 -克林特住手

You mind putting down my kid

你能放开我的孩子吗

We were just playing around

我们只是闹着玩

This is my mom's boyfriend Clint

这是我妈妈的男友克林特

Hello Clint What can we do for you

你好克林特有什么能效劳

I'm here to pick up Veronica

我来接维罗妮卡

Come on

快点

You want to go with this man

你想和这个男人走吗

No sir

不想先生

You heard her

你听到了

Thanks for stopping by

谢谢你来

You really want to mess with me

你真的想和我作对

Sure

当然

Why not

有何不可

What's going on out there

外面出什么事了

You might want to call the police Why

-你最好报警 -为什么

There's a bum sleeping on our front porch

有个流浪汉在我们家门廊上睡着了

What's this

这是什么

Connie Tucker is proud to announce

康妮·塔克骄傲地宣布

that she is sweet on Dr John Strugis

她爱上了约翰·斯特吉斯博士

and they are officially a romantic couple

他们正式在谈恋爱

Oh boy

天啊

I'm back in business

我重返情场了