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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Would you teach me how to throw a baseball

你可以教我怎么投球吗

What's bringing this on

怎么突然想学了

I don't know You Coach Ballard

-不知道 -你是巴拉德教练吗

That'd be me

是我

My daughter's here to try out

我女儿来参加选拔赛

She made the team

她被选进球队了

Congratulations

恭喜啊

And Meemaw got a date with the coach

而且姥姥要跟教练去约会

I was married for 18 years

我曾经结婚过18年

and I got to tell you those were the two best years of my life ‭

我得承认那是我这辈子最美好的两年

Practice running late

练习超时了吗

Yeah

是啊

The Sparks kid got himself stuck in the bathroom

斯巴克斯家那个孩子把自己卡厕所里了

How'd that happen

怎么发生的

Well the door's a push and he was a pulling

那门是推开的而他一直想拉开

Look at him out there

看看他那样子

Billy's my grandson

比利是我孙子

I am so sorry I

真的是太抱歉了我...

I mean not that he's your grandson

我不是说你孙子令人感到抱歉

I'm just I'm a stop talking now

我只... 我还是闭上嘴吧

I'm messing with you

我跟你闹着玩呢

You got me all right

被你给吓死了

Ah no

不是啦

That one's mine over there Evan

那个才是我孙子埃文

Oh I isn't that the coach's grandson

他不是教练的孙子吗

So you must be Coach Ballard's ex wife

那想必你就是巴拉德教练的前妻啦

Yeah Why

是啊怎么了吗

No reason

没怎么

Growing up

在成长期间

I had an aversion to any type of group

我十分厌恶各种团体

For example rock groups

比如说摇滚乐团

I'll restrict my drug use to Rolaids thank you

我如果要嗑药那也只吃胃酸药谢了

Group costumes

集体变装

I'll tell you who really didn't have a heart my mother

我来告诉你《绿野仙踪》里谁真正没有心我妈妈

for making me wear a funnel on my head

因为她逼我在头上戴个漏斗

But of all the groups I didn't like

但在我所有不喜欢的团体之中

by far the worst was

最差劲的就是...

Group projects

团体报告

Yeah You heard me

是的你没听错

This would be a lot more fun with margaritas

要是有玛格丽塔酒喝看这个会有趣许多

What isn't

是任何东西都会变有趣吧

Then you'd love the way I ran the PTA

那看来你会很喜欢我举办的家长会

And you'd love the way I show up at church

那相比你也会喜欢我上教堂时的模样

You're fun

你真有意思

We ought to go out for drinks one night

我们改天一定要一起出去喝一杯

I'll give you my number

我给你我的电话号码

Oh yeah Oh well

这个嘛好吧...

All right I'm around tomorrow if you're free

好啦我明晚会去你有空要来啊

Uh sure

行吧

You should know something though

不过有件事你应该先知道

Um I'm kind of dating your ex husband

我貌似正在跟你前夫交往

You waited till now to tell me

你拖到现在才跟我说吗

You're sneaky I like that

你很贼我喜欢

That is not the feedback I usually get

我通常得到的反馈可不是这样

Well since we're being honest

既然我们现在要坦诚相对

I knew who you were the whole time

其实我早就知道你是谁

That's why I came over here

所以我才坐过来

Damn Nicely played

靠高手啊

So we're still on for drinks

那我们还去喝两杯吗

Oh hell yeah

那必须的

Can't we just do this individually

我们不能自己写自己的吗

Why are you complaining I'm the one stuck working with a kid

你有什么好抱怨的我才是被迫跟屁孩一组的人

Hey When it comes to physics I'm practically a coot

若要论物理领域我也算是老师傅了

Which is an old person word for someone who's old

这是老人说别人老的时候用到的词

Tell him

你跟他说

It is Let's just go to a coffee shop and get this over with

-的确是 -我们就去咖啡店赶紧弄完吧

I can't go now I have to get home for my bath and bedtime

我现在去不了是我回家洗澡上床的时间了

Which is also something an old person does

这也是老人才会有的习惯

That we do

我们的确会

Can I at least switch groups

那我能换个组吗

Sorry I assigned this project because it's important

抱歉我会分配这个作业就是因为

for scientists to learn how to collaborate

科学家必须得学会如何与人合作

If we must work together here's my proposal

如果我们必须合作我有个提议

I do everything by myself and put their names on it

我独自写好整份报告后把他们的名字加上

No What's going on

-不行 -怎么回事

Dr Sturgis is forcing us to collaborate

斯特吉斯博士逼我们得合作

And we wanted to get it done tonight

而我们想今晚就写完它

but apparently there's a bedtime and shower conflict

但貌似会与什么洗澡就寝时间有所冲突

Bubble bath

是泡泡浴

Oh right it's bath night

对哦今晚是泡澡夜

How about we work in my dorm tomorrow

那明天到我宿舍一起写怎么样

Um I don't know

我不确定

if a dormitory is the right environment for someone his age

大学宿舍适不适合他这年纪的人出入

If you're worried about the beer drinking

如果你是担心我会想偷喝酒

Dad has thoroughly desensitized me

爸爸早就让我对这事彻底感到麻痹

How about you all come work at our house

那你们都来我们家写如何

I guess if that's our only option

只有这个可行的话我们也别无选择

It'll be fun I'll make food

会很有意思啦我会做吃的

You can even bring your laundry

你还可以带脏衣服来我帮你们洗

That actually would be great

这点还真的很不错

Now this man's soiled underpants will be in my kitchen

这位仁兄的脏内裤要出现在我家厨房了

Thank you

谢谢您啊

I I just don't understand why you want to go out with her

我只是不懂你为什么会想跟她出去玩

You don't She seems like fun

你不想吗她感觉很有趣啊

Well yeah she is until you marry her

是啊是好玩但娶了就不一样了

and then you find her sleeping upside down in the closet

接着你会发现她在衣柜里倒立睡

‭No I mean seriously

不我是说认真的

You don't think that having drinks

你难道不觉得

with my ex wife is a little weird

跟我前妻一起出去喝酒会有点怪吗

You went camping with John

你还和约翰去露营了呢

Oh it was weird

那个可是真的很怪

Trust me Learn from me

相信我吸取我的教训

She spent 18 years with you I'd rather learn from her

她跟你在一起18年我宁愿吸取她的教训

So you can dig up a little dirt on me

这样你可以挖到我的脏料吗

Mm yeah

是吧

Well let me spoil it then

那我给你剧透一下

She's gonna tell you about the time

她肯定会跟你说

I had a little too much to drink on Halloween

有一年万圣节我不小心喝太多

and I ended up puking in my son's candy bucket

最后吐在了我儿子要糖的糖果罐里

I bet she tells it better

我敢说她说的一定更生动

Then there was the time we had a fight

还有一次我跟她吵架

and I locked her out in a hailstorm ‭Damn

-我在外面下冰雹时把她锁门外了 -太狠了吧

But in my defense when I locked her out it it was raining

但你听我解释我一开始把她锁外面时只是在下雨

The hail was heaven sent

后来的冰雹是老天开眼

You're a charmer

您可真是人帅心甜

那...

You didn't do anything you regret when you were married

你婚姻期间就没做过后悔的事吗

Oh lots of stuff

那可太多了

Feel free to grab a shovel

只要你有兴趣

and go have some drinks with my dead husband

欢迎你带着铁铲去跟我亡夫饮酒聊天

Oh that's dark

这哏太黑暗了吧

Not as dark as my secrets

我的秘密们比这个还黑暗

Oh you you You are so hot

你... 你可真是太辣啦

Ooh chocolate chip

巧克力碎饼干

Just one The rest are for Sheldon's friends

只准吃一个剩下是给谢尔顿的朋友的

Ready to go ‭Yep ‭Go where

-准备好走了吗 -走去哪里

The mall

商场啊

What happened to asking for permission

这年头出门不用申请了吗

I asked Dad

跟老爸申请了

You know that doesn't count

你知道跟他申请并不算数

That's what he said

他也这么说了

Bye

再会

Love you ‭

爱你啊

Keith Sam come in

基思珊姆请进

Sheldon your friends are here

谢尔顿你的朋友们来啦

Let me put that laundry in for you Oh thank you

-我来帮你拿去洗 -谢谢

None for you

你没有吗

That's okay I can do my own laundry

没事的我可以自己洗

Oh Okay

好的

Hello Sam Keith

你好珊姆基思

big bag of dirty underpants

一大袋脏内裤

Hey there

你好啊

I hope you don't mind I started without you

希望你不介意我没等你就开始喝了

Not at all

完全不介意

Is this one for me or am I gonna be carrying you home tonight

这杯是给我的还是我今晚得扛你回家

It's all yours

是给你喝的

Cheers

干杯

I like your blouse Oh you do

-我喜欢你的上衣 -是吗

Truth be told I changed my outfit three times

说实话我换了三套衣服呢

For little old me

为了我这个小老太婆吗

Well I've never gotten drinks with a boyfriend's ex wife

我毕竟从来没有跟男友的前妻喝过酒

Do you try to look hot

不知道是该比辣

or do you try to look like you're not trying

还是要打扮得看起来没努力打扮

Well clearly you went for hot

那很明显你选择了比辣

I wasn't even trying

人家都没努力打扮呢

I think we can explain the additional electrons

如果我们假定势垒带有斜度

if we assume the barrier has a slope to it

我们就能解释额外的电子

That won't work

这行不通

‭Okay well what if the electrons are a product of

那假设那些电子是...

We need to consider that the electrons

我们必须考虑到那些电子

are actually moving backwards in time

实际上是在时光中倒流

No that math's gonna take forever

不那样要算超久

Let's just do it my way

还是按我的方法来吧

Can you write on the board

你能写到板子上吗

You probably have the best handwriting

估计这里你写的字最好看

Why Because I'm a girl

为什么就因为我是女生吗

I'm sure it's better than mine

我敢肯定比我的强

I only learned to write six years ago

我6年前才开始学的写字

Well we've covered football and grandkids

我们聊了橄榄球与孙子们

Our favorite Golden Girl

电视剧《黄金女郎》中最爱的角色

Did not peg you for a Dorothy

完全没想到你会喜欢桃乐西

What have we left out

还有什么没聊

Hmm I don't know

不知道耶

Maybe we've run out of stuff to talk about

或许我们已经把能聊的都聊完了

Oh wait We forgot about your ex husband

等等我们忘了你的前夫

The one you're dating

你在交往的那个

What do you want to know

你想知道些什么

Well I know not to piss him off during a hailstorm

我知道不要在冰雹时惹他生气

He told you that

他跟你说这件事了吗

He wanted to throw himself under the bus

他想抢在你前面

rather than let you push him

先捅自己这刀

Well did he tell you that I was naked when he locked me out

那他告诉你我当时浑身赤裸的吗

No Why did he do that

没他为什么这么做

'Cause I was trying to hit him with a golf club

因为我当时想拿高尔夫球杆打他

What were you doing naked with a golf club in a hailstorm

你在冰雹中光身拿着高尔夫球杆是搞什么鬼啊

Uh you know it was the '70s

你懂疯狂的70年代嘛

I remember What else you got

我还记得还有什么

Hey there's my man

我们的好兄弟

The doctor's in the house

博士大驾光临啦

Hello y'all Oh boy

-大家好啊 -娘啊

Connie

康妮

Hey John

约翰

How

什么情况

We used to date

我们以前交往过

So you dated him and Dale

你跟他还有戴尔交往过吗

You don't have a type do you

你可真是生冷不忌啊

What are you doing here

你在这里做什么呢

Me What are you doing here

还问我呢是你来这里干嘛

Well this is where I hang out now

我现在都来这里玩呀

I grade papers

我在酒吧批改作业

I chat with the other patrons

和其他熟客聊天

The people who like to bet on football rub my head for luck

喜欢赌橄榄球的人都会摸我的光头祈求好运

John this is June

约翰这位是琼

Hi ‭ June

-你好 -琼

After Juno wife of Jupiter and queen of the gods

你名字取自丘比特的老婆众神女王琼诺吧

No after the fact that my mom got knocked up in June

不是因为我妈是在六月[琼]被搞大肚子的

Ribald Wonderful ‭

用词直接真棒

‭So um

那么

how do you two know each other

你们是怎么认识的呢

Well June here actually is Dale's ex wife

琼其实是戴尔的前妻

And I am Connie's ex boyfriend

我是康妮的前男友

Is that fun or weird

这算有意思还是尴尬呢

Yeah

嗯

Okay ‭ Okay

-行吧 -行吧

Okay

行吧

All right something's not working out here

肯定有什么地方不合理

Perhaps it's the way you're pacing

可能是你走来走去的方式不对

Pick a number of steps and stick to it

你应该选好固定步数然后贯彻到底

Maybe it's because you two aren't helping

可能是因为你们俩没帮忙

Oh really But I'm writing with my prettiest handwriting

是吗但我已经用最好看的手写字写黑板了

Don't be a child Hey

-别像死小孩一样 -过分

Oh you were talking to her

原来你是说她啊

Who wants pigs in a blanket

谁想吃香肠卷呀

Actually do you have coffee

有咖啡吗

I just made a pot help yourself

我刚泡了一壶你自己倒吧

Anything I could get you I need a cigarette

-我能给你准备点什么吗 -我得去抽根烟

So how's it going

进行得怎么样了

Great Now that those two are gone

很好现在那两人走了

I can finally get some work done

我终于可以完成点正事了

They call it "Hot Dog on a Stick "

他们管那叫"热狗串"

but that's not the only food on a stick they sell

但他们不只卖那一种用棍子串起来的食物

It's not

是吗

They also got cheese on a stick Oh no

-他们还卖芝士串串 -糟了

You hiding from that guy ‭No

-你在躲那个男生吗 -不是

Oh I get it you like him

我懂了你喜欢他

Shut up

闭嘴

Aren't you a little young for that

你现在就暗恋男生不会太早吗

How old were you when you started liking girls

那你开始喜欢女生时是几岁

Buh bye Bye

-拜啦 -再见

Hey everybody free drinks on the house

各位酒水免费招待哦

Dang

辣爆了

Way older than you

比你现在大多了

Doesn't matter he doesn't like me anyway

无所谓了反正他也不喜欢我

Sorry

我很遗憾

I liked it better when you wanted to marry ALF

我比较喜欢你以前想嫁给《家有阿福》里的阿福

一只长得像猪的外星人

I still kind of do

我现在还是有点想

So you went camping with Dale How'd that go

你和戴尔去郊游了玩得怎么样

Oh I hesitate to speak ill of him

我不想说他坏话啦

I divorced him Say what you want

我和他离婚了你什么坏话都可以说

Then it was terrible ‭ Ah ha

-其实糟透了 -我就知道

All right come on let's talk about something else

好了我们聊点别的话题吧

Okay

好

A lot of people here like to talk about the game

这里很多客人都喜欢聊球赛

Really You speak sports now

真的吗你现在还会聊运动话题了

I sure do Check this out

当然瞧我的

Hey ref I suggest you go back to referee school

裁判我建议你回裁判学校重读

and this time pay attention in class

这次要认真听课哦

You tell him Doc

呛得好博士

You're a doctor

你是博士

He has his PhD in physics

他有物理博士学位

but his specialty is quantum chromodynamics

但他的专长是研究量子色动力学

Wow that sounds interesting

听起来真有趣啊

Oh it is And I would tell you more about it

的确很有趣我也想多给你介绍介绍

but I'm lucky I remembered the quantum chromodynamics

但我能记得量子色动力学就很走运了

And you didn't even have to rub his head

而且你不用摸他的光头就有这运气了

Well it's here if the mood strikes

你要是想摸我随时奉陪啦

Ugh come on Bucky

拜托巴基

try throwing it to someone on your own team

球能不能投给自己队友啊

Is that the Aggie game

这是农工大学队的比赛吗

Yeah we're down by ten

是的我们落后10分

You like A&M

你喜欢农工大学队吗

I was raised a Cornhusker but when in Texas

我是土生土长的内布拉斯加州人但来到德州...

Huh science and sports Didn't know that was a thing

同时喜欢科学和运动我不知道还有这种人

It is possible to be a scientist and a normal guy

既是科学家也是正常人这是有可能的

May your team be victorious

愿你的球队获胜

Not my experience

反正我没见识过

I brought you some coffee

我拿了咖啡给你

You don't have to keep waiting on us

你不用一直招待我们的

I'm sorry is there a problem

不好意思有什么问题吗

I'm just frustrated Is it Sheldon

-我只是很沮丧无力 -是因为谢尔顿吗

It's Sheldon and Keith and every other guy in our field

因为谢尔顿和基思还有我们学科所有男人

which is basically everyone

基本上就是所有人了

There were only three other women

除了我只有三个女性

and one of them just dropped out to get married

其中一人还退学去结婚了

Oh good for her

那是好事啊

O Or bad bad for science bad for women

是坏事才对对科学和女性来说是坏事

None of the guys in my class take me seriously

我班上所有男生都不把我当回事

and honestly it doesn't help when women like you

老实说像你这样的女性忙东忙西

run around doing their laundry and making them snacks

帮他们洗衣服准备零食也是帮倒忙

I'm just being a good host

我只是想当个好客的主人

Yeah and raising another boy to think that all women

你还把另一个男孩教养成认为所有女性

are just notetakers and mommies

都只是记笔记和当老妈子的

I'm sorry I'm making life so hard for you

很抱歉我害你的人生如此艰难

And for your information

而且告诉你一声

Sheldon does not look down on women

谢尔顿才不会瞧不起女性

he looks down on everyone

他是瞧不起所有人

Friday the Thirteenth Part VIII

《黑色星期五8: 杰森侵入曼哈顿》

Jason Takes Manhattan might be the best one

应该是该系列最好的一部

Muppets also took Manhattan

《大青蛙布偶秀》的布偶们也侵入了曼哈顿啊

There he is again

又看到他了

Why don't you go talk to him

你为什么不去跟他说话

Are you crazy Look how beautiful he is

你疯了你看他多俊美啊

Sorry the only guy I'm calling beautiful is me

不好意思我觉得俊美的男人只有我本人

And maybe David Hasselhoff

可能还有《霹雳游侠》的大卫·哈塞尔霍夫吧

I understand that you want to be appreciated for what you do

我明白你希望自己所做的事能得到赏识

but so do I

但我也一样啊

This is my home and taking care of my family

这里是我家照顾我的家人

is the choice that I've made and I am proud to do it

是我所做的选择我为此很自豪

Okay

好吧

It is okay

的确很好

And I am sorry if me baking cookies

如果我烤饼干会给女性

says something bad about women

带来负面影响我很抱歉

but if you think that Sheldon is difficult to work with now

但如果你以为现在谢尔顿就够难搞了

you should try him with low blood sugar

你应该见识一下他低血糖时的嘴脸

he is a monster

他简直是魔童

Someone's got to be in charge

必须得有人掌控大局

but when you step up and do it everyone gets upset

但如果你主动站出来大家都会不爽

So your problem is a woman's mad at you

所以你的烦恼就是一个女人生你气了

and Sheldon thinks you're dumb

谢尔顿又认为你很蠢吗

Yeah Welcome to my life friend

-是的 -欢迎体验我的日常生活朋友

W What do I do

我该怎么做

You you quit complaining

你别再抱怨了

You're young you're smart

你还很年轻又聪明

you're not tied down

又没有家累

This is as good as it gets

人生最好的时候也就这样了

It is

真的吗

Yes

真的啊

I wish I was 20 again

我多希望重返20岁

Eating and drinking and being skinny

可以大吃大喝又还没发胖

Now go back in there finish your project

现在回里面去完成你的报告

and get your ass to a keg party

然后滚去参加桶装啤酒派对

快去啊

Somehow my parents calmed everyone down

我父母莫名让所有人冷静下来了

and got us back on track

并帮我们重新投入到报告中

We listened to each other's thoughts

我们聆听对方的想法

and we worked as a team

共同学习一起摸索

for almost four whole minutes

持续了快整整四分钟呢

All right that doesn't make any sense

这根本说不通啊

Because you don't understand it

那是因为你不懂

It makes total sense Keith

这明明很有道理基思

Please just take your underpants and go

拜托你拿上你的内裤走吧

Just say hi keep it casual

就打声招呼随意一点

pretend like you don't care that much

假装你不是很在乎他

But I care the most

但我很在乎啊

See that's gonna freak him out

你这饥渴样会把他吓跑的

How do you know ' Cause it's freaking me out

-你怎么知道 -因为我都快被你吓跑了

Now go

去吧

No touching That's right you heard me

不准摸她没错你听到我说的了

Hello

喂

Hi Connie

你好康妮

Hi John

你好呀约翰

It was a nice surprise running into you the other day

那天碰巧遇见你真好呢

It was

是啊

Anyway question

我就想问问

Do you think your friend June is interested in me romantically

你觉得你朋友琼对我有那方面的意思吗

Oh I

我...

Gee I don't know

天我不知道

I only ask because I'm not good at knowing

我问你是因为我不擅长判断

what other people are feeling

其他人的感觉

I'm aware

这我知道

So could you ask her for me No

-你能帮我问问她吗 -不行

You're right I should probably do it myself

你说得对我应该亲自问她的

Can I have her number

你能给我她的电话吗

Well you won over a whole bar

既然你能迷倒整个酒吧的人

maybe you could win over June too

也许你也能迷倒琼吧

Hello

喂

Hi June John Sturgis here

你好琼我是约翰·斯特吉斯

We met the other day

我们前几天见过

I'm uh the scientist who won over the whole bar

我是那个迷倒全酒吧的科学家

Oh sure I remember you

我当然记得你

Good good Anyway

那太好了是这样的

I was wondering if you had any romantic interest in me

我想问问你对我有没有那方面的意思

Well you don't beat around the bush do you

你这人说话都不绕圈子的是吧[敲打灌木丛]

In medieval times

中世纪时

hunters used to hire men to beat the area around bushes

猎人会雇请男人用棍子敲打灌木丛

with sticks in order to flush out game

目的是为了把猎物赶出来

so no I guess I don't do that

我想我的确不做那种事

John

约翰

you're a really sweet guy

你是个很讨喜的男人

but I didn't feel like

但我不认为

we had that kind of connection

我们之间有那种火花

Oh I see

我知道了

I'm sorry

我很抱歉

No that's all right Um

不没关系

You know the truth is

说实话

I'm I'm still kind of heartbroken over Connie

我还在为和康妮分手了难过

and uh I was hoping if someone else liked me

我本来希望如果有其他人喜欢我

it might make it hurt less

也许能减轻我的痛苦

Well I don't know either one of you very well

你们两人我都不太了解

but I wouldn't write off Connie just yet

但我觉得你和康妮还有戏

Why Did she say something

为什么她说什么了吗

No but uh it's just the way she looked at you

没有但她看你的眼神让我觉得余情未了

See That's what I'm terrible at

你看我就是不会判断这种事

How do you people do it

你们怎么做到的啊

Look I know she's with Dale right now

我知道她现在和戴尔在一起

but we were married for a long time

但我和他当了很多年夫妻

Trust me he's gonna screw this up

相信我他会搞砸的

Follow up question Should I mention any of this to Connie

那我再问个问题这些话我该告诉康妮吗

Mm I wouldn't

劝你不要

Excellent

太好了

Bye

再见