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Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

We are at capacity It's time to expand

这里已经人满为患是时候扩张了

Where The video store right behind that wall

-扩去哪里 -这面墙的另一边的录影带出租店

just lost its lease

租约空出来了

So you're telling me there's nothing weird going on back there

你意思是那小房间里没藏什么见不得人的事

Oh my God

我的老天啊

Is it legal

这合法吗

Yes No

-当然 -不合法

Too bad there's not a comic book database

真可惜世界上没有一个漫画资料库

so I can search through it and find what I'm looking for

让我可以直接搜索我想要的资料

Well CERN has something similar

欧洲核子研究组织有类似的东西

You can search a database of scientific papers

你可以在他们的资料库里搜索文献

But there's no database for comic books

但世上并没有漫画版的资料库啊

You should make one Somewhere else

你应该自己建立一个去别的地方做

Could it be used to catalog other things

这能用来编目其他东西吗

Yes the applications are endless

可以应用是无止境的

Ooh there could be ones for scientific grants

也可以给科研补助金建一个

Funding grants is such a time consuming process

找补助金这个过程十分耗时

If there was a centralized database

如果有集中式资料库

it would change the research landscape entirely

就能彻底改变科研的景象

Do you see what this could do for the scientific community

你明白这对科学界有什么益处吗

We could charge an access fee to every university on the planet

我们可以向全球所有大学收取使用费

then I could retire on a yacht in the Bahamas

然后我就能在巴哈马的游艇上度过退休生活

You're missing the point

你搞错重点了

Yeah yeah yeah

对对对

Uh good for science I love it

对科学界很有用我很喜欢

People say French is the language of love

人们说法语是爱的语言

but for me nothing is sweeter than the exhilarating sounds

但对我来说没有任何语言比令人兴奋的

of legalese Ooh la la

法律术语更美妙了

条款与条件

The same could not be said for my parents

但对我父母来说就不是这样了

And which one are we

我们是哪一方

"The the party of the first part"

"契约的甲方"

or "The party of the second part"

还是"契约的乙方"啊

The first part

甲方

but either way it's a party

但无论哪一方都是场派对[方]啦

Speaking of which can I get you a beer

说到这里我能帮您拿瓶啤酒吗

Y You're a Lone Star man right

感觉您爱喝的是孤星啤酒吧

Matter of fact I am George

-我还真是呢 -乔治

She offered I don't want to be rude

人家都问了拒绝多没礼貌

It's 11 00 A M

现在是早上11点呢

Well you just let me know

您有什么需要尽管说

We'll get you anything you want

我们一定会满足您

We're fine thank you

我们没事谢谢

So you really think this invention of Sheldon's

你觉得谢尔顿的这个发明

could be worth something

能有不少价值吗

Oh who knows Uh most of the time

谁知道呢大多数时候

these things don't pan out

这种事都不会一飞冲天

Could be something probably nothing

可能有点成果但多半是颗粒无收

Uh that's just a formality

这就是走个流程罢了

But you said my grant database

但你说我的大数据库

would make the university "boatloads of money "

可以成为大学的"金母鸡"

Well that doesn't mean anything

这话不代表什么啊

Boats can be small

鸡也可以很小啊

Ever hear of a canoe

听过小鸡吗

Anyway who needs a pen

好啦有人需要签字笔吗

What's this about the university

这条有关大学占九成

owning 90% and Sheldon only owning ten

而谢尔顿只占一成的条款是怎么回事

Oh that's just standard boilerplate

这是指标准的样板而已啦

Did you know that boilerplate originally

你们知道样板这个词最早是指

referred to the roll of steel

被用来当模板

used as a template to create steam boilers

来制作蒸汽锅炉的一卷钢铁吗

but then was adapted to the legal profession

但后来被法律界拿去用来形容

to describe the way companies use fine print to get around the law

公司透过条款来躲避法律的行为

Ugh that fact is just so fun

这个冷知识可真有趣

You see It is a party

你们看这就是场派对

And what's a party without Yoo hoo

派对怎么可以没有巧克力饮料呢

Can I get you a cold one

我给你拿一瓶冰的吧

Yes please

好的谢谢

No We want to make sure that Sheldon is being treated fairly

不我们想确保谢尔顿有受到公平的对待

Yeah maybe we should get our own lawyer

是啊或许我们应该自己请个律师

to take a look at this before we sign anything

在我们签字之前先过一遍

Can we afford a lawyer

我们请得起律师吗

Okay w we're gonna need some time to get back to you

我们需要一点时间才能给您答复

Of course You take all the time you need

没问题你们慢慢来

You know just because of all

我也懂哪怕我们大学

the nice things we've done for your son and for your family

为您儿子与家庭付出了那么多

no need to start trusting us now

也没有必要现在就信任我们啊对吧

She took that better than I thought

她接受得比我想象中还好呢

Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

年

少

谢尔顿

Dang it's busy in here for a weekday

天啊工作日生意也这么忙吗

Social Security checks landed

大家刚收到社保的钱

Hm Getting paid just to be old must be nice

当个老人就能收到钱感觉一定很爽

I ain't complaining

我反正没啥抱怨的

Listen this cash box is full Take some of this up

这个现金箱满了把这些钱

and stick it in the register in the video store

塞进录影带出租店的收银机里

You got it

没问题

And don't be flirting with Mandy

别浪费时间跟曼蒂调情

I need help back here

我这边需要人帮忙

Okay but she might flirt with me

行啊但她有可能跟我调情

This shirt really brings out my eyes

这衣服真的很衬托我的眼睛

How's it going Figure everything out

情况怎么样熟悉工作了吗

People give me money I give them movies

别人给我钱我给他们电影

I think I got it

我应该学会了

Smart pregnant you're the whole package

聪明又有孕在身你真是要啥有啥呢

I'd like to return this movie

我想还这部电影

Okay thank you Come again

好的谢谢欢迎再次光临

I can't believe you would rent this filth

我真不敢相信你们会出租这种脏东西

It's not filth It's Basic Instinct

哪里脏了这不是《本能》吗

Well my husband was watching it

当时我老公在看这部

and there was a woman in there who showed her hoo ha

结果里面有个女人露出了她的"小妹妹"

Yeah she does

是的是露了

Come on I mean you don't see the whole thing

拜托又没有露出全部

At most you see a "Hoo "

最多也就是看到了个"小"

If you see the "Hoo " the "Ha's" right there

能看到"小"的时候 "妹妹"也近在咫尺了

Whatever it was it's sinful

无论如何这是罪恶

Why don't you pick out something else On the house

要不你再去选一部别的吧不收钱

I don't know why you'd carry something like this

我不知道你们为什么会备有这种影片

People like it

因为大家喜欢看啊

I've seen it three times

我都看了三遍

Do you really want to bring your baby

你真的想要让你的孩子

into a world where this is considered entertainment

降生在把这种东西当成娱乐的世界吗

Lady why don't you let me worry about my baby

女士我的孩子我来担心

and uh you worry about what your husband's watching

你就多担心你老公都看些什么吧

Easy she's still a customer

别这样人家还是顾客

Not anymore

以后不是了

And I'm gonna tell my prayer group

我会跟我的祷告小组的人说

not to come here either

让他们别来这里

Okay you do that We have family entertainment as well

-去就去呗 -我们也有适合阖家观赏的片啊

Sound of Music No one shows nothing

比如《音乐之声》这里面什么都没露

Three times really

还看三遍你不是吧

I'm 17

我17岁

Well I don't know you're the lawyer

我哪知道你才是律师不是吗

You know if this invention's big

如果这个发明能大发利市

mama wants a taste

老娘绝对要分一杯羹

President Hagemeyer a word

哈格迈尔校长借一步说话

Here's a word out

给你一句话出去

I understand you're moving forward

我知道你正在推进

with Sheldon's grant database

跟谢尔顿的大数据库立合同的事情

I was an intrinsic part of that

我也是其中不可或缺的一部分

Hm Sheldon didn't mention you

谢尔顿没提到你啊

Of course he didn't that pint sized little credit hog

他当然没有啦这个抢功劳的小豆丁

Do I need to redo these contracts

我需要重新写一份合同吗

You betcha All right just hold on

-那当然 -先别轻举妄动

This is good for the university

这件事是为了大学谋利益

This isn't about everybody getting a piece of the pie

不是为了让大家来分大饼的

Oh really In that contract does she get a piece of the pie

是吗那她有在这份合约里分到饼吗

Uh Don't answer that

别回答

attorney client whatever

不是有律师与当事人的保密协议吗

Uh technically my services are paid for by the uni

准确来说雇我的人是大学...

Shut up Ken

闭嘴吧你肯

Linda be reasonable

琳达你要讲道理

I am

我讲啊

After all the Sheldon I've put up with I deserve this

我忍受谢尔顿这么多折磨这是我应得的

You deserve this My office is basically his clubhouse

你应得吗我的办公室都快成他的社团基地了

Okay I tell you what I'll do

行我接下来这么做吧

If Sheldon's okay with it

只要谢尔顿不介意

you're welcome to part of his cut

我很欢迎你从他那边分钱

That's not you doing anything

这里面你屁都没做啊

Hi there Connie

康妮你好

Pastor Jeff What can I do for you

杰夫牧师找我有何贵干

I was hoping we could chat about your video store

我是想来跟你聊聊你录影带出租店的事

What about it

怎么了

I'm just so glad

我很庆幸

it's in the hands of a good Christian woman

那家店的店主是个好基督教女性

Where you headed here padre

牧师你到底想说什么

Well some of my flock

教会里有些信众

have concerns about the movies y'all rent

对你所出租的影片有些疑虑

You know the ones with the sexual content

你懂吧就是有性爱内容

and whatnot

以及这类东西的影片

If they don't want to see whatnot

如果他们不想看到那些东西

then they shouldn't rent whatnot

那他们就不要租那些东西

I hear you God gave us free will

我理解主给了我们自由意志

But you're renting temptation

但你在出租引诱

And you know who tempts us

你知道还有谁会引诱我们吗

The devil

恶魔

So that's who's making me want to slam this door in your face

原来是他在引诱我把门甩你脸上啊

I'm just here to give you a heads up

我只是先来给你提个醒而已

People are upset

很多人很不满

and I'd hate to see your business suffer

我也不想你的生意因此受到影响

Are you threatening me

你是在威胁我吗

No uh I'm sorry

没有抱歉啊

Uh let me just take off my pastor hat

让我拿下牧师的帽子

put on my neighbor cap

改戴上邻居的帽子

and start again

重新再跟你来一遍

I'm gonna put on my hat too

我也要戴上我的帽子了

It's got a big foam finger on top of it

是举起一根手指的泡沫塑料加油帽

Guess which one

你猜它举了哪根手指

The naughty one

不乖的那根吗

Bingo

答对了

Mr Vance thank you for taking the time to see us

万斯先生谢谢你愿意抽时间见我们

Oh no problem

不用客气

You know I don't ordinarily handle

我其实平常是不太接

intellectual property contracts

知识产权的案子

I'm more of a slip and fall guy

我通常是接滑倒赔偿的

I have seen your face on those park bench ads

我在公园凳子上看过你的广告

Oh you fall in the park this is the first thing you see

你在公园里跌倒这就是你第一个看到的脸

So as I said on the phone

诚如我在电话里说过的

our son invented something that his university's interested in

我们儿子发明了一件他大学感兴趣的东西

but we feel they might be trying to keep

但我们感觉他们似乎是想要

the lion's share for themselves

霸占大头

You really think it's gonna be worth something

你们真觉得那东西能值钱吗

University seems to think so They want 90% of it

反正大学是这么觉得的它们想要占九成

Oh is that so

是这样吗

What's the invention

是什么样的发明

We don't really understand it

我们也不太理解

Oh you know it's a computer thing

就是电脑那类的东西

Adding machine and carbon paper got me this far

只凭计算器与碳式复写纸也让我混到这样啊

What what am I smelling

我闻到的是什么味道啊

Beef and broccoli

西兰花牛肉

Chinese place downstairs

楼下的中餐馆做的

Ooh do they have good chop suey I can never find good

他们家的杂碎做得怎么样我一直都找不到...

George You were saying

-乔治 -你刚才说到...

Sheldon we need to talk

谢尔顿我们得谈谈

You should keep your voice down This is a library

那你得小声点这里是图书馆

Do you remember when we came up with the idea

你还记得我们一起想出

for that grant database

大数据库的点子的时候吗

I remember when I came up with the idea

我记得我想出这点子的时候

Uh in my office

当时在我办公室里

In my brain

在我脑子里想出

Which was in my office

脑子当时位在我办公室里

And as I recall

而且我还记得

I was the one who suggested you build a database

是我跟你建议做一个数据库

No you suggested I build a comic book database

不你是跟我建议去做一个漫画数据库

Which was the underlying idea

那是这发明的基石嘛

Fire is the underlying idea for the nuclear power plant

核电厂的基石还是火呢

and no one credits the caveman

难道有人把功劳归于原始人吗

Son

孩子

and I call you son because I think of you as family

我叫你孩子是因为我把你当成家人

Is this the way you would treat your own family

你是这么对待自己家人的吗

Not my mom Everyone else is on their own

不这么对我妈剩下的人自求多福

Thank you for saying no to sin

感谢你对罪恶说不

Oh you got to be kidding me

这是在逗我吧

What are you doing

你们在干嘛

We're just asking people to sign our petition

我们只是在请别人签我们的连署

if they agree that sin has no place in cinema

看他们同不同意电影里不该有罪恶

Huh Clever Thanks

-真机智呢 -谢谢

And God doesn't want us seeing people's private parts

上帝也不想我们看到别人的私密处

Didn't he make people's private parts

私密处不就是祂做出来的吗

He did and then he made clothes to cover 'em right up

是啊然后祂做了衣服来遮住它们

You are scaring away my customers

你们把我的客人都吓跑了

You know what's scarier Hell

你知道什么更吓人吗地狱

Look you can't just sit here in front of my store

你们不能这么坐在我们店门口

Freedom of speech We're allowed

言论自由我们可以

And we're allowed to rent whatever movies we want

我们也有出租任何电影的自由

People can choose for themselves

顾客可以自己做决定

They sure can

他们当然可以啦

If you love God and hate the devil sign here

如果你爱上帝且恨恶魔请在这里签字

Where is your halo 'Cause you are an angel

你的光环藏在哪里啊你不是天使吗

Let's just see what the people think about this

让老娘看看大家对这个有何想法

Yeah

滚吧

What are you doing We just finally got those killjoys out of here

你干嘛啊我们好不容易才赶走那些扫兴鬼

Yeah it was amazing

对啊超爽

Have you two lost your minds

你们俩疯了吗

We do not need this kind of attention

我们不能吸引这种不必要的关注

Attention's good

有关注不是很好吗

Like free advertising

等于免费打广告呢

We're running an illegal gambling room in the back

我们在后面经营着非法赌窝

Oh that'll be fine For you

-不会有事的啦 -你当然没事

If we get arrested y'all go to lady jail

如果我们被捕你俩会被关进女士监狱

I have to go to scary jail I'm too pretty for scary jail

我则会进恐怖监狱我这种花美男会沦为菊花男

No more prison movies for you

你别再乱看监狱主题电影了

So you're saying we should just give in

难道你要我们投降吗

after what that holy rolling Muppet

那个上帝的布偶

has done to your whole family

可是对你家人做了很多过分的事

He does look like a Muppet

他长得确实像布偶人

All I'm saying is we need to remember

重点是我们必须牢记

where the real money's coming from

真正的大钱从哪来

If we want it to keep coming you got to back off

如果我们想继续赚钱你就得服软

Okay fine I'll behave

知道啦我会老实的

When did you start to be the responsible one

你几时变成最可靠的人了

Hey I don't like it either

你以为我喜欢当吗

Ah just the young genius I was hoping to see

我正想找你呢小天才

Look I've heard from your parents' lawyer

你爸妈的律师联系我了

and I'm a little concerned

我有点担心

that this whole thing is getting out of hand

整件事会变得难以控制

How so Well you know lawyers get involved

-怎么会 -律师一插手

and everything slows down and well I'm just worried

一切就会慢下来我担心

that someone else might come up

在此期间会有其他人

with the same idea in the meantime

想出和你同样的点子

I didn't think of that We should get started

我之前没想到这点我们应该立刻开始

I agree but well we can't get started

我赞同但我们必须等文件都签署好了

until the paperwork is signed

才能开始

Ugh Those darn lawyers

可恶那些律师真碍事

Well how can we fix this

我们怎么解决呢

Hmm Well I guess

我想

if you could well convince your parents to sign

要是你能说服你爸妈签名

then we could get rolling

那我们就可以开展工作了

And to make it worth your while

为了酬谢你

how about we put your name on one of these buildings

我们用你的名字命名其中一栋教学楼怎么样

How would you feel about "Sheldon Cooper Science Center"

"谢尔顿·库珀科学中心"听起来如何

I'm sorry Did you say "Sheldon Cooper Science Center "

不好意思你刚是说"谢尔顿·库珀科学中心"

or "Sheldon Cooper's Science Center"

还是"谢尔顿·库珀的科学中心"

Well which do you like

你喜欢哪个呢

I prefer the possessive

我更喜欢所有格

It makes it much more mine

显得更加属于我

Then "Sheldon Cooper's Science Center" it is

那就这么定了 "谢尔顿·库珀的科学中心"

So do we have a deal

那我们说好了

Okay Excellent

-好的 -太棒了

Now get out of here before I pinch those cheeks

你快走吧不然那我要忍不住捏你的小脸蛋了

I will remind you my wife is a police officer

我提醒你我老婆是警察哦

I've just come with a little peace offering

我是来送你示好礼物的

My last copy of Basic Instinct

我最后一盘《本能》录像带

So there you go No more naked ladies

我给扯烂了再也没有裸女

no more Michael Douglas'

也没有迈克尔·道格拉斯的

bare butt giving me impure thoughts

光裸翘臀让我心生邪念

The town is safe again

小镇又安全了

Well thank you for seeing reason

谢谢你这么通情达理

Well what kind of good Christian woman would I be if I didn't

要是不通情达理我还配当虔诚的基督徒吗

So we square

所以我们两清了吗

It's not about you and me being square Connie

康妮重点不在于你我两清

It's about you and El Jefe Grande

而是你要对上面那位老大交代

Well goodbye

再见了

You know I'd be happy to come down

我很乐意去店里

and let you know what other movies are objectionable

指教你还有哪些电影会引起反对

so we don't have another situation on our hands

避免你重蹈覆辙

You want to take more movies out of my store

你还想继续减少我店里的电影

Again not me but there's a guy with a thumb

都说了不是我而是那位大拇指比脱口秀演员

二人在节目海报里的形象即竖起大拇指

a lot bigger than Siskel or Ebert's

西斯科和伊伯特还要大得多的男人

Sheldon thank you for coming in

谢尔顿感谢你过来

I want to apologize for our little tiff earlier

我想为我们之前的争执道歉

You're forgiven

我宽宏大量地原谅你了

Oh Great

太好了

I found something that might be of interest to you

我找到一样你可能感兴趣的东西

An authentic signature from Richard Feynman

诺奖得主理查德·费曼的签名真迹

Where did you get this

你从哪弄来的

Details aren't important

这种细节不重要

Is this a restraining order Not important

-这是限制令吗 -都说不重要了

That's actually a really good way to get autographs

这其实是获得亲笔签名的好办法

I'll have to keep that in mind

我得记好了

Well it's yours from one scientist to another

现在归你了科学家之间的传承

and that's my point really

这正是我要说的

You and I we need to stick together Why

-你和我必须团结一致 -为什么

Because this university is filled with people

因为这所大学充斥着想要利用我们的科学观点

who want to exploit our ideas

为己谋利的坏人

That's not my experience

以我的经验来看并非如此

President Hagemeyer just offered me my own building

哈格迈尔校长刚刚才提出要用我的名字命名教学楼

You're being manipulated you don't even know it

你被她操纵了你都没意识到

Sheldon I've seen this a thousand times

谢尔顿这种事我见过无数次了

a brilliant young mind like yours taken advantage of

像你这样聪慧的年轻人被占便宜

But isn't that what you're trying to do

但你不就是想占我便宜吗

Absolutely not

当然不是

President Hagemeyer's was a bribe

哈格迈尔校长是贿赂

That is a gift from one peer to another

是我作为同行送给你的礼物

So what do you say

你怎么说

Are you a scientist

你到底是科学家

or are you a pawn of the administration

还是管理部门的棋子

A scientist

科学家

Yes you are

你当然是

So we have a deal

那我们说好了

Okay

好的

I'd like to order five more copies of Basic Instinct

我想追加订购五盘《本能》

and a couple more of Fatal Attraction

再加两盘《致命诱惑》

Anything else Ooh uh get a Last Temptation of Christ

-还要什么吗 -来一盘《基督最后的诱惑》

That'll really piss people off

可以气死那群人

And a copy of The Last Temptation of Christ

再加一盘《基督最后的诱惑》

to really piss people off

为了气死那群人

Thank you

多谢啦

What are y'all doing

你们在搞什么

Well I tried to be nice but he kept pushing

我示好过了是他逼人太甚

Yeah so now we're pushing back

所以现在我们要反击

Why do you care

你们干嘛在意他

Because I don't like anybody telling me how to run my business

因为老娘不喜欢别人对我的生意指手画脚

especially him

尤其是那家伙

This is not your business

录影带店哪是你的生意啊

That room back there with the shady piles of money

后面那间黑钱成堆的暗室

that's your business Your secret illegal business

才是你的生意你不可告人的非法生意

So what are we just supposed

难不成我们要变成

to become a Christian video store now

迎合基督徒口味的录影带店吗

You know what In this town I

其实在这个小镇我倒觉得...

No I am not gonna let that man win

不行我绝不能让那男人赢

Hi I'm with Channel 7 news

你们好我们是七台的新闻节目

Can I help you

有何贵干

A local pastor has put together a petition of citizens

一名本地牧师召集居民签了一份连署书

concerned about the vulgar content of your video store

他们担心你们店的录影带有下流内容

Would you care to comment

对此你有什么看法吗

Damn straight I would I want him to know

老娘当然有看法告诉那家伙...

Give me Give me No give me that I want

给我麦给我不还给我我要...

I can assure you there's nothing immoral

我向各位保证本店没有任何

or indecent going on here

伤风败俗或下流的内容

Mm So we were talking to the lawyer

我们刚和律师谈完

Here comes the divorce

离婚这一天终于来了

We are not getting divorced

我们没要离婚好吗

Then why do we have a lawyer

那我们为什么找律师

Sheldon invented something

谢尔顿发明了一样东西

that the university's interested in

大学可能感兴趣

and it could be worth some money

那东西也许值点钱

You always were my favorite brother

你一直是我最偏爱的哥哥

This morning you licked your finger and put it in my ear

你今早才把舔过的手指插进我的耳朵里

That means I like you

那代表我喜欢你

Anyway the lawyer wants to sit down with you

总之律师想先跟你谈谈

before he gets into it with the university

再和大学那边详聊

I don't know I hear lawyers slow things down

这样真的好吗我听说律师会拖慢进度

What

什么

Shelly this is for your future

谢利这是为你的未来考量

We're just trying to make sure that you're taken care of

我们只是想确保你得到妥善照顾

I don't care about money

我不在乎金钱这种俗物

Well someday you might when you have your own wife and kids

有一天你可能会在乎等你有了妻儿

I don't see that happening

我想这是不可能的

No one sees that happening And I say that with love

没人觉得会有这么一天我是带着爱意说的哦

Sheldon this is important to all of us

谢尔顿这对我们全家都很重要

Uh you got to think about your family

你必须为家人考虑

Shelly he's right

谢利爸爸说得对

Did you put extra hot dogs in this spaghetti

你是不是在意粉里放了比平时多的热狗丁

I did

是的

Okay I'll talk with the lawyer

好吧我会和律师谈谈

You're good

老妈还是你厉害

Well I'm I'm so glad that we can all sit down together

很高兴我们能一起坐下详谈

And I have a feeling we are gonna come to a quick agreement

我有预感我们很快能达成协议

I have a feeling we are

我也有此预感

So I have redrawn the contracts

我重拟了合同

Sorry we're late

抱歉我们迟到了

What are you doing here And who's he

你来干什么他又是哪位

I'm his cousin And lawyer

-我是他的堂弟 -也是我的律师

Really Grant

真要来这招吗格兰特

Yeah really Let me talk for you

-没错 -让我替你发言

Yeah really

没错

Okay Fine fine Stay

好吧那你们留下吧

It really doesn't make any difference because

反正也没有什么区别啦

Sheldon agrees that this is in the best interest of everyone

因为谢尔顿同意这合同符合所有人的利益

You said that Yes

-你说过这话 -是的

Hold on Sheldon told me Grant

-等等谢尔顿跟我说... -格兰特

Sheldon informed my client

谢尔顿告知我的委托人

that their interests were aligned

他们的利益是一致的

You told him that Yes

-你跟他说过这话 -是的

You told me he was on our side

你跟我说他是站我们这边的

Didn't you tell them that

你不是这么跟他们说的吗

Yes

是的

Which is it Sheldon

到底是哪样谢尔顿

Yeah Sheldon Whose side are you on

是啊谢尔顿你到底站在谁那边

Shelly

谢利

I don't know and I don't care

我不知道我也不在乎

I just want to build the database

我只想建数据库

Why can't this just be about the science

为什么不能单纯只关于科学呢

W Why are you making it all about the money

你们为什么都把重点放在金钱上

This was supposed to be exciting and you're ruining it

这事本来能让我很兴奋现在都被你们给毁了

I'm telling you I can do it on my own

告诉你我一个人也能干成

Shelly

谢利

I don't want to be in the middle anymore

我不想再被夹在中间

I know I I came out to apologize

我知道我是出来道歉的

We made that all about us

我们都只为自己考虑

and it should be about what you want

但其实应该以你的想法为重

Thanks

谢谢你这么说

So why don't you take a little time

不如你好好思考一下

and figure out what's gonna make you happy

什么才能让你快乐

I will

我会的

Okay I did

好我思考完了

Oh All right Well what did you decide

好啊那你有什么决定

I'm cutting everybody out and doing this myself What

-我要把所有人踢出去独力完成 -什么

I don't need the university and I don't need Dr Linkletter

我不需要大学也不需要林克莱特博士

How are you gonna pay for all this

你怎么支付研发费用呢

I'll find private investors

我会找私人投资者

They can pay for it on the condition I'm left alone

在不打扰我的条件下他们可以支付费用

Are you sure you don't want to think about this a little more

你真的不再考虑一下吗

Perhaps you're right

或许你说得对

Done I'm good Where you going

-好考虑完了 -你要去哪

My dorm I have some calls to make Love you

回宿舍我要打几通电话爱你哦

Love you too

我也爱你

Don't you have Die Hard

你们这没有《虎胆龙威》[狠死]吗

Not anymore Why

-现在没了 -为什么

It had that bad word in it

因为标题有不好的字眼

What "Yippee ki yay " Etcetera

-什么字眼 -斯伊丝第三声

This store sucks

你的店真没劲

We know

我们自己知道

Maybe you'd like The Singing Nun Nope

-你可能会喜欢《仙乐飘飘处处闻》[欢唱的修女]呢 -不了

Has anybody ever rented The Singing Nun

真有人租过《仙乐飘飘处处闻》吗

Just Pastor Jeff

只有杰夫牧师一个

That figures

想到了

Wait a minute

等一下

You can see all the movies

你能看到杰夫牧师租过的

that Pastor Jeff ever rented

全部录影带吗

You can see any movie everyone's rented

任何人租过的任何电影都能看到

Well let's just see

那我们倒要看看

if he's as pious as he pretends to be

他是否真如他装的那么虔诚

Let's find out

一查便知

Jesus Christ Superstar

《耶稣基督万世巨星》

Jesus of Nazareth

《拿撒勒的耶稣》

The Blood of Jesus

《耶稣之血》

Good Lord How many Jesus movies are there

老天到底有多少部关于耶稣的电影啊

Oh what about his wife

不如查查他老婆的记录

Oh Mm

机智

Show me show me Mm

给我看看给我看看

Hello Pastor Jeff

杰夫牧师你好啊

Hey there Connie

你好康妮

What brings you by

什么风把你吹来了

I just wanted to drop off a little gift

我就想给你送份小礼物

Dirty Dancing

《辣身舞》

I think you know how I feel about this movie

我对这部电影的看法你想必已经很清楚了

I do

确实清楚

I also know how your wife feels about it

我还知道你妻子对此有何想法

What

什么

She's rented it five times

她租了这部五次哦

That's a lot of shirtless Patrick Swayze

男主角帕特里克·斯威兹裸露了好多次上半身呢

Must be some mistake

肯定是搞错了吧

There isn't Shall we talk about Fatal Attraction

没搞错要继续聊聊《致命诱惑》吗

Do we have to Six times

-非聊不可吗 -六次

Are you blackmailing me Yeah

-你是在要挟我吗 -是啊

Well it's not gonna work

你这招不好使

I'm a man of principles and I stand by them

我是个有原则的男人并且坚守到底

And I respect that

我敬重你这点

So let's talk about what your church elders are renting

再来聊聊你们教会的长老租了什么电影

Oh come on Want to know

-别这样 -想知道吗

Is it bad

很下流吗

It's Porky's bad

有《留校查看》那么下流哦

青春性喜剧有裸露镜头

How your principles feeling now

你的原则还坚定吗

I'm going to end this story

我要结束这故事了

so you don't have to see a grown man beg for mercy

避免让你们看到一个大男人跪地求饶

Connie please

康妮你大发慈悲