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Hey what you reading

你在读什么呢

A magazine

杂志

Oh Making a collage for school

学校做拼贴画要用吗

No just reading it

不是啊就随便读读

Look at that

看看

Maybe Sheldon isn't the only bookworm around here

或许谢尔顿不是家里唯一一个小书虫

Which magazine

什么杂志

Cosmopolitan What

-《时尚》 -什么

It's a magazine for today's woman

是一本面向现代女性的杂志

Hey I was about to find out what turns a man on

我正要知道什么能让男人性致盎然呢

Where'd you get this

你从哪弄来的这杂志

Heather I traded a Fruit Roll Up for it

我用水果糖卷跟海瑟换来的

Well this is going in the garbage ‭ You sure

-这东西要进垃圾桶了 -你确定吗

It's got some great tips on how to spice up your marriage

里面有不少让你婚姻升温的好秘诀呢

My marriage is fine thank you

我的婚姻温度适宜谢谢你啊

And you are not to bring filth like this into our house again

以后不允许你再把这种污秽读物带进家里

That's not fair Sheldon reads dirty stuff all the time

这不公平啊谢尔顿也整天读脏脏的书

and you don't say anything

也没听你说过他啊

He does not

他才没有

Check out the comic book on his desk

那你看看他桌上的漫画

What

什么鬼

Oh my goodness

我的老天啊

Oh my

要命了

Hold on

等等

No No

不行不行

Th This blue man's backside is all over the place

这个蓝色男人的"后面"都露出来了

On page 112 you get to see his front side

翻到112页你能看到他的正面

I'll be back Where you going

-我会再回来 -你要去哪里

To give the owner of that comic book store

去给漫画店的老板

a piece of my mind Cool

-"说说"我的意见 -厉害

And then I'm calling Heather's mom

然后我要打给海瑟的妈妈

Are there any Vietnamese superheroes

有任何越南裔的超级英雄吗

There's one called Half Face

有一个叫半脸的

Why

为什么

The communist government forced him to build bombs

越共逼他制造炸弹

and one blew off half his face

而其中一个炸掉了他半边脸

The left half or the right half

是左半边还是右半边

The bottom half

是下半边

That's an important half

那是很重要的半边呢

Excuse me Did you sell this to my son

不好意思你把这个卖给我儿子了吗

I don't know Who's your son

我不知道啊你儿子是谁

The little boy in the corner

角落的那个小男孩

Which one Sheldon Cooper

-哪一个 -谢尔顿·库珀

Oh Yeah

卖了

Look at him

你看看他

He is the same size as one of the dolls you sell here

他就跟你这里卖的娃娃一样大小

Those are action figures

那些是人形公仔

Where is your sense of responsibility

你这个人没有一点责任心的吗

Have you looked inside this book

你看过这书的内容吗

Because I have

我看了

At that moment

在那一刻

I felt a subtle heat rising through my body

我感觉到了一股热气隐隐往我脸上升

I was used to being humiliated by my siblings on a daily basis

我已经习惯了每天被我的兄弟姐妹羞辱

but from my mother

但被我妈妈

This was new territory

这还是头一遭

Mom you're embarrassing me

妈我要被你丢死人了

Oh is that right

是吗

Well guess what I don't care

你猜怎么着我才不管你

And if I catch you doing it again

如果我再抓到你卖给他

I'll be back with my husband he is way scarier than me

我下次就带我老公来他可比我可怕多了

I doubt that Let's go

-哪有人能比你可怕 -走吧

But I came here with Tam

我是跟丹一起来的

Tam you coming or not

丹你要一起走吗

I'm good

没事

As you can see I'm not related to them

你也看出来了我跟他们没血缘关系

And in local weather

本地天气

the tornado watch issued Tuesday is still in effect for the area

周二发布的本地龙卷风预警还将持续

Stay right here for updates as we get 'em

不要转台我们将随时为您更新新资讯

I don't understand why you'd even be interested

我都不懂你为什么会对

in a book like that

那种书有兴趣

One of the characters is a scientist

其中一个角色是个科学家

who worked on the Manhattan Project

他曾经参与过曼哈顿计划

二战期间研发与制造原子弹的一项大型军事工程

Well it's filled with violence and nudity

书里面充满了暴力与裸露

and you are done looking at it

不许你再看那些东西

But comics are a form of art

但漫画也是一种艺术

You wouldn't forbid me from looking

你难道会因为有裸露

at Michelangelo's David just because he's nude

就禁止我看米开朗基罗的大卫像吗

When a statue of your naked blue fella

等你书里的蓝色裸体男的雕像

is on display at the Vatican we'll talk

在梵蒂冈展示时我们再谈

Actually David is at the Accademia Gallery in Florence

其实大卫像是在佛罗伦萨学院美术馆展示

Doesn't matter I don't want you looking at his bottom either

无所谓我也不想你看他的屁股

Where's Mom

妈妈呢

Chewing out the guy who runs the comic book store

去把漫画店老板给生吞活剥了

Why

为什么

She found an inappropriate comic

她发现谢尔顿有少儿不宜的漫画

that Sheldon had and went ballistic

然后就爆发了

She also took my Cosmo

她也没收了我的《时尚》

What's a Cosmo

什么是《时尚》

A magazine for today's woman

是一本面向现代女性的杂志

Sucks for you

那你太倒霉啦

You know if I had something in my room she might disapprove of

如果我的房间里有她不会同意的东西

I might be looking for a real good hiding place

我觉得现在赶快去找个好的藏匿点

right about now

会是个好主意

I think I'm okay

我觉得我应该没事

Your air vent

你的通风口吗

Boys are dumb

男生都是笨蛋

D u m b

竹本疋虫

Dumb a

笨蛋虫吗

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Confiscating your comic books

没收你的漫画

You can have them back when you're 18

等你满18岁了再还给你

You're taking Casper the Friendly Ghost

你连《鬼马小精灵》都不放过吗

Ghosts are sacrilegious Nothing friendly about that

鬼是亵渎神明的算什么好小精灵

Very well

很好

There's one more book that belongs in the box

这里还有一本应该被一起收走的书

filled with adultery genocide and even human sacrifice

里面充满了通奸种族灭绝还有活人生祭

You think you're so smart

你觉得自己可聪明了吧

《圣经》

I do And yet you continue to treat me like a child

是啊但你还是一直把我当个孩子对待

You know what

这样吧

You want me to treat you like an adult you got it

你想我把你当成人对待我满足你

From this moment on I am done mommy ing you

从现在开始我再也不当你妈咪伺候你

Wonderful Does that mean I can have my comic books back

太棒了那你能把我的漫画都还给我了吗

Comic books are for children You're an adult

漫画是给小孩看的你是大人了

My new adult responsibilities began that night

那晚开始我正式担起我新的成人责任

Luckily a cookbook is nothing more

幸好食谱不过就是

than a set of instructions

一连串的指令

And if there's one thing I shine at

而要说到我的强项

it's following instructions

那跟随指令就是其中之一

What's Sheldon doing

谢尔顿在干嘛

Cooking his own dinner ‭Why

-做自己的晚饭 -为什么

He wants to take care of himself like an adult

他想像大人一样自己照顾自己

I plan on putting that off for as long as possible

我计划把这件事拖得越久越好

Really It's a plan

真的吗还计划上啦

Maybe I should go keep an eye on him

我去看着他吧

No Let him handle this on his own

别让他自己处理

I wouldn't mind watching

我也不介意去看看

Let's just say grace

我们来祷告吧

I can't I got to go in there

我做不到我得去看看

If she's going I'm going

姥姥要去我也要去

No one's going anywhere

谁都不许离开

If he needs help he can ask

他如果需要帮忙他可以开口

I don't need help

我不需要人帮忙

Everything's under control

一切都在我掌握之中

You're really holding the line on this one

你这次真的立场很坚定啊

I'm sorry but he just pushed my buttons

抱歉但这是他逼我的

Don't be sorry I'm diggin' it

不用道歉我就爱这御姐风范

‭Gross

恶心

I agree

我同意

Pretty gross

还挺恶心的

Y'all are mean

你们这些人嘴真毒

How was your chicken

你的鸡肉如何

Not bad The dish soap gave it a nice lemony flavor

还不错洗碗精给了它美味的柠檬味儿

All right bedtime

好啦睡觉时间到了

Night Mama Night baby

-晚安妈妈 -晚安宝贝

Have sweet dreams

做个好梦

Love you ‭ Love you too

-爱你 -我也爱你

Sheldon I assume you don't need to be tucked in

谢尔顿应该不用我帮你盖好被子了吧

I can handle it thank you

我可以自己来谢了

Okay

好吧

Wow No good night kiss

没有晚安亲亲吗

That's up to your brother

这得看你弟弟

That won't be necessary

不需要了

Fine

行

Had enough You gonna back down

够了没要服软了吗

没呢

He's real smart but he needs to learn

他很聪明但他得学会

he doesn't know everything

并不是什么事他都懂

Woman you are getting sexier by the second

女人你真是每秒都越来越性感啊

Hey now that you're treating him like an adult

现在你们把他当大人对待了

can I have his allowance

他的零花钱能给我吗

That allowance is for chores which you already don't do

那个零花钱是因为帮忙做家事你压根就没做过

Come on We all know I'm your favorite

别这样我们都知道我是你最爱的孩子

You're not even his third favorite

你都不是他第三爱的孩子

Making my school lunch the next morning

隔天早上我给自己做带去学校的午餐

proved no easier than dinner

并没有比前一晚的晚餐容易

Maybe you're turning it the wrong way

或许你转错方向了

Don't you have anything better to do

你没有别的更值得做的事情了吗

Not better than this

没有比这个更值得的了

This is nothing a little science can't fix

只需要小小的科学就能解决这个

All I need to do is break the pressure seal

只需要破坏压力封闭就行了

I don't think that was enough science

看来小小科学还不够用啊

Morning Missy

早安啊米希

Morning Sheldon ‭ Morning

-早安啊谢尔顿 -早安

Morning Mary

早安啊玛丽

Mom you need to sign this consent form

妈你得签这个同意书

What's it for

这是干嘛的

Field trip

校外教学

Where Museum

-去哪里 -博物馆

Which one Does it matter

-哪个博物馆 -有差别吗

It's not like I'm gonna learn anything anyway

反正我去哪个都不会学到什么

It's the planetarium at the science museum

是自然科学博物馆的天文馆

And I need you to sign mine too

我也需要你签一下我的

Oh It's interesting that an adult

你都是个大人了

would need his mother to sign a consent form

居然还要母亲签同意函真是有意思

And here we go

好戏再度上演

I don't need you to sign it the school does

我不需要你签是学校要你签

So you're saying even the school doesn't think

那你意思是连学校都不认为

that you're mature enough to make all your own decisions

你足够成熟到可以自己做决定

In that moment

在那一刻

I was so angry with her I almost opened the jar

我内心充满对她的怒火几乎把罐子打开了

辅导老师办公室

I'm ready to go to college

我准备好上大学了

Okay Where you thinking

好吧你想去哪儿

Somewhere with a good science program

有好的科学项目的地方

but far enough away

但得够远

to make my mom cry herself to sleep every night that I'm gone

让我妈在我走后每晚哭着睡着

You're applying to college out of spite

你申请大学是为了泄愤吗

I see why you're the guidance counselor

我明白你为什么是辅导老师了

Okay let's see

我们来看看

What about Caltech in Pasadena

帕萨迪纳的加州理工怎么样

I can't see myself living in California

我无法想象自己住在加州

I don't trust their carefree lifestyle

我不信任他们逍遥自在的生活方式

Okay Um

好吧

How about MIT in Boston

那波士顿的麻省理工呢

Do they have a strong physics program

他们有优秀的物理项目吗

They're more of an engineering school

这所大学偏向工程

下一所

There's always Harvard

哈佛任何时候都是个好选择

Hmm I don't like cold weather but I do look good in maroon

我不喜欢寒冷的天气但我穿褐红色很好看

哈佛校服颜色是褐红色

All right Harvard it is Thank you for your help

好吧那就哈佛了谢谢你

Are you interested in applying to a safety school

你要不要申请一所保底学校

in case you don't get in

以防你没考进哈佛

Safety school You're funny

保底学校你真幽默

So how was everyone's day

大家今天过得怎么样啊

I cut open a frog at school

我在学校切开了一只青蛙

For science class

科学课的项目吗

Sure

你说是就是

We should put a lock on the knife drawer

我们应该给放刀的抽屉上把锁

What are you eating

你在吃什么

An English muffin with ketchup and spray cheese

英式松饼配番茄酱和芝士酱

No fair

不公平

Lucky

好幸运

Sorry I spent an hour making meatloaf

我花了一小时做烘肉卷真是对不起了

So Moonpie

小饼饼

how's adult life treating you

大人生活过得还好吗

Very well actually

其实挺顺利的

I'm working on my application to Harvard

我在准备哈佛大学的入学申请

Is that so

是吗

Yes And I'm planning on transferring there

嗯而且我计划

as soon as possible

尽快转学过去

You're not going away to Harvard

你不能去哈佛

I don't believe you have a say in this

我想这事不是你说了算

Okay well

好吧

Harvard's real expensive

哈佛学费很贵的

How do you plan on paying for it

你打算怎么支付

Oh I'm sure I'll get a scholarship

我相信我会得到奖学金的

Oh are you Yes I am

-是吗 -对我坚信

Okay Okay

好了好了

Let's just take a deep breath and talk about something else

大家都深呼吸然后换个话题吧

Fine

行

I want to hear about that frog

我想听那只青蛙的事

A different something else

这话题不行

I just realized something

我刚想到一件事

College applications cost money just to send in

递交大学申请就要花钱了

They do ‭$50 $60 a pop

-真的吗 -每次50 60美元

I don't believe you have that kind of money do you

我想你没那么多钱对吧

Will you excuse me

失陪一下

I have to go take a cold shower

我得去洗个冷水澡"冷静"一下

Hello Randall I would like to apply for a job

兰道尔我想应聘一份工作

You would ‭ Yes

-真的吗 -对

I need to earn money so I can apply to Harvard

我需要赚钱才能申请上哈佛

I thought about going to Harvard

我也考虑过去念哈佛

but then I realized The Shack is my passion

但我又意识到睿侠才是我的热情所在

So can I work here

那我能在这儿工作吗

Excuse me How much RAM does this computer have

请问一下这台电脑的内存是多少

Um I can check on that for you

我帮你查一下

It comes with 640 kilobytes but it's expandable up to 768

出厂时是640KB 但可以扩展到768KB

Well

怎么样

Do you even have a résumé

你有简历吗

No but I have a report card that'll knock your socks off

没有但我有张能让你惊呆的成绩单

And what's the processor speed

处理器速度是多少

It has the Intel 8286 so ten megahertz

处理器用的是因特尔8286芯片所以是10兆赫

Sorry Sheldon

抱歉谢尔顿

I think it's against company policy to hire little kids

公司规定不能雇用小孩子

But people say I'm like an old man all the time

但人们总说我像个老头一样

Hey I'm one of 'em but the answer's still no

我也这么说啊但还是不行

When people wonder

当人们想知道

why Radio Shack eventually went out of business

睿侠为何最终会倒闭时

you can point to this moment

你们可以指向这一刻

Meemaw

姥姥

Meemaw

姥姥

Hey Looking sharp

看起来好帅气呀

You're not gonna try to sell me a set of knives are you

你不是想给我推销一套刀具吧

No ‭It's a joke

-不是 -我是在开玩笑

'Cause of the suit

因为你穿西装好像推销员

Okay

好吧

I need money for my Harvard application

我申请哈佛需要钱

and was wondering if there are any jobs I could do

想问问有没有我可以做的工作

Hmm My yard could use a little weeding

我的院子需要除除草

I'm not terribly fond of outdoor work

我不太喜欢户外工作

Plus that garden gnome terrifies me

再说那只花园侏儒雕像好吓人

Ernesto has that effect on people

欧内斯托是会有这效果

How much does the job pay

这份工作有多少酬劳

Well let me think How about a dollar an hour

我想想每小时一美元怎么样

How about five dollars an hour How about 50 cents an hour

-每小时五美元怎么样 -每小时五毛怎么样

Wait a minute What just happened

等等刚才发生了什么

I'll tell you what I'll give you a dollar ‭Thank you

-这样吧我付你一美元 -谢谢

You know how you think I can't do anything for myself

你不是觉得我无法独立完成任何事吗

I do think that yes

我是这么想

Well I have something I'd like to show you

我有样东西要给你看

You did some chores

你干家务了吗

Come see for yourself

你自己来看

I don't know if I'm ready for another heart attack

我不知道我是否准备好再来一次心脏病发

but here we go

不过好吧

Feast your eyes

让你一饱眼福

You did all this

都是你自己收拾的吗

I did

没错

You shoved everything in the closet didn't you

你把东西都塞进衣柜里了对吧

Take a look

去看看啊

I'm impressed

我很佩服

You should be

你应该佩服

There may be hope for you yet

也许你还有得救

I thought that showed ingenuity

我认为那表现了我的足智多谋

Okay here you go

好了开工了

I got you a shovel and a bucket and some gloves

我给你拿了铲子和桶还有手套

Did you check the gloves for spiders

你检查过手套里有没蜘蛛了吗

Is this my first day as Meemaw

我第一天当姥姥吗

It's not

不是吗

No It's duck hunting season

不现在是猎鸭时节

That sir is an in mitigated fabrication

先生那纯属捏造

It's wabbit season Duck season

-现在是兔子季节 -是鸭子季节

Not again

别又来了

What's wrong baby

怎么了宝贝

I'm trying to hear about duck season and wabbit season

我想听鸭子季节和兔子季节的事

but they keep talking about this stupid tornado

但他们一直在讨论龙卷风

The National Weather Service has issued a tornado watch

国家气象局对以下各县

for the following counties Angelina

发布了龙卷风警报安吉利那...

Hey Shelly how's it going over there

谢利进行得怎么样了

I hate everything about this

我讨厌死这活儿了

You need to come home with me

你得跟我回家

No I'm working

不我在干活

There is a tornado watch Let's go

有龙卷风警报我们走吧

Oh come on Mary We've had a watch

得了吧玛丽这两个月来

every day for two months nothing ever happens

我们天天都有警报什么都没发生

I think you're just worried

我想你只是担心

I'm earning the money to send in my college application

我在赚递交大学申请的钱

I am worried it is not safe out here Let's go

我担心外面不安全走吧

I can worry about my own safety thank you

我可以担心自己的安危谢谢

I don't care if you think you're an adult

我不管你是否认为自己是大人

I'm your mother and you will do as I say

我是你妈你得照我说的做

Well that ain't good

这可不妙

You believe me now

这下你相信了吧

Mom

妈妈

I'm scared It's gonna be okay

-我好害怕 -不会有事的

Georgie

小乔治

Help me get this in front of the window On it

-帮我把这个摆在窗户前面 -来了

Is this my bed ‭ Yeah

-这是我的床吗 -是的

Aw it took me an hour to make it

我铺了一小时才铺好的

You okay Moonpie

你还好吧小饼饼

I'm all right

我没事

I'm not This is scary We're gonna be fine

-我不好太吓人了 -我们不会有事的

This'll blow through in a few minutes

几分钟后风就过了

I need to pee

我要尿尿

Can you hold it baby

能忍住吗宝贝

We'll find out

等会就知道了

I'm not all right anymore

我现在有事了

Flashlights guys

大家开电筒

What if it hits us and we all die

万一龙卷风击中我们我们全死了怎么办

It's not gonna hit us I might hit you

不会击中我们的我倒有可能暴打你

But first I'm gonna hold you

但我会先抱住你

In the name of Jesus I place a hedge of protection

奉耶稣之名我在这所房子和我家人周围

around this house and my family

布下保护罩

I command this storm to skip over our home in Jesus' name

我奉耶稣之名命令这场暴风跳过我们家

I wish peace to every single person in this room

我奉耶稣之名祈祷这个房间里的人都平安

and declare that not one of us will get hurt

并声明我们都不会

in this storm in Jesus' name

在这场暴风中受伤

Pray harder

更用力祈祷

Okay

好的

The good news was most of our neighborhood was spared

好消息是我们社区大部分地方都未受波及

The bad news my mother thought

坏消息是我母亲认为

she had something to do with it

这有她的功劳

Looks like your house is okay

你的房子看起来没事

You were just worried I might have to come live with you

你只是担心我可能得搬过来跟你们住

Oh I think the word you're looking for is "terrified "

我想你要说的不是"担心"是"害怕"

Hmm Better go check on it

我过去看看吧

I'll come with you

我陪你一起去

Be careful

小心点

Mom

妈妈

Yeah baby

什么宝贝

You would not believe the pee I just took

你不会相信我刚才撒的尿有多大泡