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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

You got a roommate

你有室友吗

No it's a single

没有我这是单人间

I have a chaperone

我有个监护人

Why do you need a chaperone

你为什么会需要监护人啊

Maybe they think I'm like some kind of troublemaker

可能他们觉得我是个捣蛋鬼吧

As the owner of the face you punched they're right

身为被你揍过的那张脸的主人我同意

Do you play D&D

你玩《龙与地下城》吗

No I actually just sit in my dorm room

不我平常就自己坐在宿舍里读书

and study because I have no friends

因为我没有朋友

That's a bummer Yeah

-那也太扫兴了吧 -是啊

I think I'm gonna go

我想要走了

Bye

再见

You should go after her

你应该去追人家

Why She's a bummer You just said so

为什么她就是个扫兴鬼你自己才说过

Many cultures throughout the world

世界上有很多文化

relied on percussion to send messages across long distances

都凭借打击乐来与远处互传信息

For example the West African dundun

举例西非的墩墩鼓

was used to imitate human speech

就是被用来模拟人类的说话声

while I used my fist the wall of my dorm

而我用我的拳头击打我宿舍的墙

and Morse code to send a message

来发出摩斯电码信息

安静

That's just the letter "H " What does that mean

他回了一个"H" 这是什么意思啊

Yeah

有事吗

I'm here to talk to you about your music

我是来跟你谈谈你的音乐声

and your abysmal Morse code skills

还有十分差劲的摩斯电码技术

What

什么

Four dots is just the letter "H "

四短就只是"H"的意思

Was your message "Huh"

你想发的难道是"蛤"吗

What

什么

Paige

佩吉

Sheldon

谢尔顿

You know him

你认识他啊

Yeah no we go way back

对啊我们认识很久了

What are you doing here

你在这里做什么

Would you believe me if I told you I was working on

如果我跟你说是在工程系

a femtosecond laser in the engineering department

做飞秒激光的东西你会相信我吗

Yes Then that

-会啊 -那我就是在做这个

You know she's not old enough to drink beer

你知道她还没到可以喝酒的年龄吧

I'm not old enough to drink beer

我也还没到可以喝酒的年龄

Yeah one second

失陪一下

Come here

过来

Did I convince you that drinking is wrong

我成功说服你喝酒是错误了吗

Good for me

我真棒

Just leave me alone

别来烦我

But what are you doing here

但你到底在这里干什么呢

I'm trying to have fun

我就是想找点乐子

and I don't want them to know how old I am Why

-我也不想要他们知道我几岁了 -为什么啊

Because I want them to think that I'm cool

我想要他们觉得我很酷啊

But you're smart What's cooler than that

但你很聪明啊还有什么比这个更酷的呢

Just go away

快走开啦

Hey we're fixing to play some beer pong You in

我们准备玩投酒杯球你想玩吗

You should know she is not

跟你说她还没...

Not had dinner I have not had dinner yet

还没吃晚饭我还没吃晚饭啦所以

so we are going to go get some food

所以我们打算去吃点东西

We are

是吗

Do you have cash Of course

-你有现金吗 -当然

I always have an emergency 20

我身上总会带着紧急备用的20块

plus four quarters for the telephone

还有四个打电话用的25分硬币

21 bucks Okay you're buying

你有21块啊那你请客

We're going the wrong way

我们走错方向了

Okay well I'm drunk You lead

我醉了嘛你带路吧

What am I watching

这是什么鬼节目啊

It's called Dinosaurs

这个是《恐龙家族》

而《摩登原始人》是1960年上映的喜剧卡通

《恐龙家族》是1991年上映的人偶剧

It's like The Flintstones only with dinosaurs Come on

就跟《摩登原始人》很像但是是恐龙版

Well that's dumb

这也太蠢了吧

Well they talk he's got a job It's fun

他们会说人话他还有份工作很有趣的

Wasn't The Flintstones just The Honeymooners

《摩登原始人》不就跟《蜜月期》差不多吗

这三部除了设定上不同核心都是家庭喜剧

《蜜月期》在1955年上映的情景喜剧

Huh I never even thought about that

我压根都没想到这点

Well see you just kind of ruined it for me

你看啦节目一下就让你给毁了

Good

那太好了

Hey

我回来了

Please tell me you brought some movies home

求你告诉我你有带些电影回来

Tootsie Ooh thank you

-《窈窕淑男》 -太谢谢你了

Really We're supposed to believe

拜托我们真的要相信

Dustin Hoffman is a woman

达斯汀·霍夫曼能是个女人吗

他为了筹钱将自己打扮成女人去演戏

该知名演员十分帅气在这部电影中

But we believe talking dinosaurs

但相信恐龙会说话就可以吗

Okay I'll leave you to it

我先不打扰你们了

Little late to start a movie

这个点开始看电影有点太晚了吧

It's 8 00

现在才晚上八点呢

We're saying the same thing

我们俩说的话不是一个意思吗

So you want to go home

怎么那你要回家吗

Well I don't know I stayed here last night

不好说我昨晚在这里过夜了

所以呢

So two nights in a row

连续过夜两晚

At what point are we living together

到哪一步我们会变成同居啊

Fine Go home

行你回家吧

Oh I'm okay with staying You're the independent one

我不介意留下啊你才是独立自主的那个

If you want to stay stay If you want to go go

你想留你就留你想走你就走

Fine I'll stay if you're gonna beg

行你如果求我我就留下

Are you still inebriated or can we have

你还醉到不清醒还是我们能有

an intelligent conversation

高智商的对话

Both

两者皆是

You do realize that alcohol kills brain cells

你知道喝酒会杀死脑细胞吧

Ah but it also makes life tolerable

但那也会让生活不那么难以忍受

What do you mean

你这话怎么说

Well talking to you is usually annoying

比如平常跟你说话是很烦人的

So you're what's called a mean drunk Noted

所以你是醉后毒舌的那一型记下了

I'm messing with you

我跟你闹着玩呢

It's just sometimes life sucks

只是有时候人生真的好烦啊

and it's easier not to deal with it

逃避比较轻松

Could you be more specific

你能说更详细一些吗

Um well I have no friends

比方说我没有朋友

I don't fit in anywhere and I dropped out of college

我也融不进任何地方我还从大学辍学了

but I'm too young to get a job

但是年纪又太小找不到工作

so killing brain cells makes it easier

所以杀掉我的脑细胞让这一切好受许多

Go ahead smart guy fix me

来吧聪明人治好我的问题

Well give me a minute

给我一点时间想想嘛

Well how do they not see that's Dustin Hoffman

他们怎么可能看不出这是达斯汀·霍夫曼

I buy it

我能相信

So if I put on a wig and lipstick

所以如果我戴假发画口红

you'd think I was a chick

你也能觉得我是个小妞吗

Only one way to find out

想知道答案只有一个方法

Nice try

想得美

You do have some pretty nice legs though

不过你的腿倒是挺美的就是了

Well if you want we could pause the movie

如果你想要我们可以把电影暂停了

and I'll let you touch 'em

然后我让你摸摸我的腿

Lucky me

我可真幸运啊

So I'm assuming you haven't taken the DARE pledge

我推测你应该还没有发勇敢之誓

The what

什么东西

DARE It's an acronym

勇敢[DARE] 是个缩写

It stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education

全文意思是抗药物滥用教育

It's not too late You can take it now

还不算晚啊你可以现在起誓

I promise not to do drugs to avoid violence

我保证绝不使用毒品反对暴力

to be responsible and to make responsible choices

当一个负责任的人做负责任的选择

Now you say it

换你复诵一遍

不要

I dare you

我看你是不够"勇"哦

Clever right

很聪明的双关吧

Because I still have all my brain cells

因为我所有的脑细胞都还在

Sheldon just eat your pizza

谢尔顿闭嘴吃你的披萨

Hey You guys going to a party

你们要去参加派对吗

Uh Gamma Kappa house

伽玛贝塔学生会

Cool

Mm you know Officer McDaniel was in charge

跟你说麦克丹尼尔警官负责了

of our DARE program

我们学校的勇敢项目

One time he even brought in his drug sniffing dog Alfie

有一次他还带了缉毒犬阿尔菲来

Which I didn't care for but it was nice to see

虽然我对狗没什么兴趣但是看到一条狗

a dog gainfully employed and off the streets

能被人聘请从此不用再流浪这事还是很棒

Really You're gonna leave your socks on

你不是吧你要穿着袜子是吗

My feet get cold

我的脚会冷嘛

Take 'em off What do you care

-脱掉 -你管这么多干嘛

It feels like a lack of commitment

感觉你不够全身心投入

Aw fine

行行行

When was the last time you cut your toenails

你上一次剪脚趾甲是什么时候啊

I don't know

我哪记得

Seriously you look like something

我说真的你看起来

that could swoop down and pick up a squirrel

随时能够从空中俯冲下去抓走一只松鼠

Look who's here Come on in

看看是谁来了快请进

Thanks

谢谢

Everything okay

一切还好吗

Mind if I hang out here with y'all

介不介意我来跟你们待一会儿

Come on mama

快请坐宝贝

Need a break from Connie

受不了康妮想喘口气吗

I'm just trying to give her and Dale some privacy

我是想给她与戴尔一点隐私啦

Gross

恶心

What

什么

Oh nasty

太恶心了吧

Wait sex right

等等是在说做爱吧

Yeah

对啦

Missy's at a sleepover

米希去朋友家过夜了

if you want to use her room

欢迎你去她房间睡

I might take you up on that

那我就谢谢你的好意了

You'll be safe here They never do anything

你在这里很安全他们从来不做那种事

What are we doing here

我们来这里干嘛

It's a party Sheldon

这里在派对啊谢尔顿

But we weren't invited I didn't bring a gift

但我们没有被邀请啊我都没带礼物来

Then go home

那你回家好了

Wait this is dangerous

等等啊这里很危险

There I stood the classic hero outside the dragon's cave

经典的勇者站在恶龙的巢穴之外

Should I risk life and limb to save the maiden

我该以身犯险进去救深陷危难的仕女吗

My every instinct said no

我全身的直觉都告诉我不要

But I drank a lot of root beer and really had to go pee pee

但我喝太多沙士尿快憋不住了

Hell does exist

地狱真的存在

Excuse me Where's the nearest restroom

抱歉最近的厕所在哪里

Hey look Pee wee Herman's at our party

大家看皮威·赫曼来我们的派对了

一个家喻户晓的喜剧角色造型与发型都与谢尔顿相似

Pee wee Pee wee Pee wee

皮威皮威皮威

Pee wee Pee wee

皮威皮威

The hell continues

地狱不止

Pee wee Pee wee

皮威皮威

Oh thank goodness

谢天谢地

Come on

不是吧

Hey there's a line

排队好吗

Oh boy New hell

天啊新一层的地狱

What

什么啦

What Charley horse Charley horse

-干嘛啦 -脚抽筋脚抽筋了

What what do I do I don't know

-我该怎么做 -我不知道啊

Here rub it rub it rub it

这里揉它揉这里

That's kind of how this whole thing got started

这一切不就是这么开始的吗

That's not funny

不好笑好吗

You'll laugh later

之后就好笑了

Rub harder Harder

揉大力点大力点

I'm rubbing as hard as I can

我已经揉最大力了

Well use your elbow

用你的手肘啊

All right

好吧

I don't need my toothbrush

不拿牙刷也不会怎么样

You like that

喜欢吗

Oh yeah Oh yeah yeah

爽爽爽

This night of depravity had reduced me

这个堕落的夜晚让我

to urinating on a tree like a forest animal

像个野生动物一样在树下撒尿

How much worse could it get

再糟还能糟到哪去呢

Hey Pee wee's back

皮威皮威回来啦

Pee wee Pee wee Pee wee

皮威皮威皮威

Pee wee

皮威

Excuse me

打扰一下

I'm looking for my friend

我在找我的朋友

Blonde girl about a meter and a half

金发女孩大概一米五

Excuse me I'm looking for

打扰一下我在找...

Missy Sheldon

-米希 -谢尔顿

What are you doing here

你在这里干嘛

What are you doing here

那你又在这里干嘛

Do Mom and Dad know you're here

爸妈知道你在这里吗

Do Mom and Dad know you're here

爸妈知道你在这里吗

Okay stop You go first

别再这样了你先回答

Heather's sister goes to school here

海瑟的姐姐在这里上学

She invited us Now you

她邀请我们来换你回答

I'm looking after Paige

我是在照看佩吉

Where is she

那她人呢

Well I didn't say I was doing a great job

我没说我照看得很好啊

Where's your toothbrush

你的牙刷呢

I don't want to talk about it

我不想多谈

Who the hell calls at this hour

谁他妈这个点打来啊

Hello

您好

Oh hi

是你啊

Everything okay Who is it

有出什么事吗是谁啊

Heather's mom Oh Is everything okay

-海瑟的妈妈 -一切都还好吧

You just heard me ask Wh What's up

你也听到我刚刚才问人家吧什么事呢

No Heather's not here They're at your house

不海瑟不在这里他们在你们家啊

Huh What

怎么了嘛

Heather told her mom she was staying here

海瑟跟她妈妈说来我们家睡了

Classic

经典套路

Paige is drunk

佩吉喝醉了吗

And high on what Officer McDaniel's called

还抽了麦克丹尼尔警官称为

Mary Jane reefer and ganja

大麻叶子大烟的东西

Is she okay No

-她还好吧 -不好

She said her life is terrible

她说她的人生一团糟

What Her life is terrible

-什么 -她说她的人生一团糟

What

什么

Her life is terrible

她的人生一团糟

How's your sex cramp old man

你的打炮抽筋好点了吗老头

Athletes get cramps all the time

运动员也常常抽筋啊

It comes from dehydration overexertion

可能是缺乏水分或是用力过度

I'll give you the dehydration

你说缺乏水分我勉强接受

but I didn't see any overexertion though

但用力过度我可真是没见到

Why Connie

为什么要这样康妮

'Cause it's fun

因为很好玩啊

Well just give me a minute I'll be ready

给我一分钟我就能提枪上阵

Why don't we just call it a night

要不干脆就拉倒

and get some sleep

然后好好睡一觉呢

That's fine by me but just to be clear

我是没意见但我们确认一下

you're calling it not me Yep

-是你说休战不是我 -对

I'm good to go I'm sure you are

-我可是摩拳擦掌 -我信我信还不行吗

Yep

没错

Damn tootin'

一点都没错

I don't know if it's any help but when I was her age

不知道能不能安慰到你们但我在她这年纪

and pulled this it was just to go to a party

使出这招时也就是去参加派对罢了

Oh great

这下好了

So she's at a party who knows where

她去不知道哪里的派对了

You know what

这样吧

I'm gonna go find her How

-我要出去找她 -怎么找

I don't know I'm just I'm gonna drive around

不知道啊我就开车到处转

till I hear some carousing I'll go with you

-直到我听见哪里有嬉闹声 -我陪你去

Will you both just stop for a minute

你们俩能不能冷静一下

There's nothing to do but wait

我们什么都做不了只能等

Fine

行吧

Nope Georgie let's go

不行小乔治我们走

Let's check out that creek in the woods

我们去森林里那条小溪边找找

where they found the headless body

就是有人发现无头尸体的那里

Will you shut up

你可闭上嘴吧

Now what do we do

我们现在该怎么办

We can't just leave Paige is still in there

我们不能一走了之佩吉还在里面呢

Maybe we should call Mom

或许我们该打给妈妈

I do have four quarters for that exact reason

我的确是备了四个打电话用的硬币

Paige

佩吉

Wait

等等

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Well this is Bradley and we're going to another party

他是布莱德利我们要去别场派对

Another party It's 9 30

什么别场派对都九点半了

Bradley do you know how old she is

布莱德利你知道她几岁吗

She said she was 18

她说他18岁了

Lower

再往下

Sixteen

16岁

Lower

再往下

Okay I got to go

好的我先走一步

Thanks a lot

谢谢你们啊

Come on

走吧

We're running again

我们又要跑步了吗

We just ran

我们刚刚才跑过

I'll tell you what

我跟你说

My daughter's never gonna put me through this

我女儿绝对不会让我受这种罪

Oh really How you figure

是吗何以见得

I'm gonna run a tight ship Set some rules some boundaries

我要高压管理订立规矩设好界线

If she breaks them then she faces the

如果她坏了规矩那她肯定得接受...

Oh what do you call it Repercussions

怎么说来着恶果

Why you smiling

你笑什么呢

I just can't wait till you're a dad

我等不及看你当爸爸了

Thank you

谢了

"Repercussions "

"恶果"

It's a word Look it up

真这个词你可以查查看

Hurry

快点

This is as fast as I can go in sensible shoes

这已经是我穿着轻便的鞋能跑的最快速度了

You okay No

-你还好吗 -不好

Oh dear What

-天啊 -又怎么了

I'm going to have the mother of all blisters

我要起超级大水泡了

I'm worried about you Thank you

-我很担心你 -多谢

Well don't be

别担心

I'm having fun You're drunk

-我玩儿得很开心 -你喝醉了

and you were about to get in the car with some stranger

还差点跟一个陌生人坐车走

So He was cute What's wrong with you

-那又怎样他很帅啊 -你怎么回事

You're smarter than Sheldon Why don't you act like it

你比谢尔顿都聪明为什么不表现得聪明点呢

Um I am

的确比你聪明啊

If that was true then how come my pizza's still in my stomach

如果真是如此那为何我的披萨还待在我胃里

and yours is in the fountain

而你的已经吐到喷泉里去了

What good is being smart if you're all alone

如果只能孤单一人聪明又有什么用呢

Let's go to Sheldon's so I can get you cleaned up

去谢尔顿的宿舍吧我帮你身上收拾干净

Thanks

谢了

Just so you know you're not alone

还有你并不孤单

You've got me

你还有我

I thought we were trying to make her feel better

我还以为我们是要安慰她呢

I'll tell you another idea I have for keeping my kid in line

我还有一个让我孩子乖乖听话的主意

Oh can't wait I seen this show where they put

-迫不及待了 -我看过一个节目

these electric trackers on these dolphins

他们在海豚身上放了电子追踪器

And with satellites they can tell exactly where they are

有卫星定位他们就能知道海豚的确切位置

Dolphins

海豚

Go on

继续说

I'm gonna stick one of them things in my kid

我打算给我孩子身上贴一个

so I always know where she is

这样我就能随时知道她在哪儿了

So you're gonna keep track of your daughter

你要像跟踪动物一样

like she's an animal

跟踪你女儿

Damn straight

没错

Actually a really good idea

其实这还真是个好主意

Missy's a good kid I'm sure she's okay

米希是个好孩子她肯定没事的

I was a good kid

我以前也是个好孩子

Didn't stop me from getting into trouble

但我还是惹上了麻烦

Me too

我也是

One time I was at this party and

有一次我在一个派对上然后...

Actually never mind

算了

The important thing is we survived

重要的是我们都挺过来了

Yes we did

确实

You just want your children to have an easier time of it

我们都只是想让自己的孩子过得轻松点

Easier

轻松点

My baby's gonna have a broke single mom and a teenage dad

我的孩子有一个穷鬼单亲妈妈和一个未成年爸爸

Let me get you some more tea

我去给你再倒点茶

Okay

好

You know what else is nice Hmm

-你知道还有什么是好的吗 -什么

I get to learn from all your parenting mistakes

我可以从你们教育孩子的错误中吸取教训

I'm starting to think

我现在觉得

letting you live this long was one of 'em

让你活到这么大就是其中一个错误

Like that I'd never say something so awful to my kid

比如这个我绝不会对我的孩子说这么可怕的话

Thanks big guy

谢了老爹

You awake

你还醒着吗

I've been thinking

我在想

We don't have to spend every night together

其实我们不用每晚都在一起

You're preaching to the choir there Connie

你这话说到我心坎儿里了康妮

I've been lying awake here for an hour

我醒着在这里干躺一个小时了

wishing I were back home in my own bed

盼着能回到家里躺在我自己的床上

Really

真的吗

Everything's the way I like it there

我喜欢家里的一切

Got a TV in the bedroom

卧室里有电视

and leave the seat up on the toilet

马桶座一直是掀起来的

And thermostat's not set to storing meat

空调温度也没低到能用来储存肉类

I did turn the toilet paper around

我确实把卫生纸卷翻过来放了

so it comes over the top like you like it

这样它就会像你喜欢的那样从上面卷过来

Like the world likes it

全世界都是这么放的

Don't start on this again

别又跟我争这个了

So we got a plan

那我们说好了吗

We got a plan

说好了

So I'll spend tomorrow night at my place

明晚我回家去

Yep

好

Oh thank God

谢天谢地

Where you going

你要去哪里

Think I might have to crank up the AC

我想我可能得把空调开强点

'Cause I said "Thank God"

就因为我说了谢天谢地吗

No fooling you

您可真聪明啊

Okay she's asleep

好了她睡着了

I put a trash can by the bed in case she gets sick

我在床头放了个垃圾桶以防她要吐

Where am I supposed to sleep

那我睡在哪里

On the floor

地板上

Why can't she sleep on the floor

为什么不是她睡地板

She doesn't even know where she is

她都醉得摸不着北了

I don't have time for this

我没时间跟你扯这个

I have to find Heather before I lose my ride home

我得去找海瑟不然没人送我回家

Fine But first

-好吧 -但是首先

we have to get our story straight

我们得串通好[正直]

about where I was tonight

今晚我在哪里的说法

There's only one story and it's straight

只有一个说法正直的说法

you were here

你在这里

No I wasn't

不我不在

I was at Heather's and you didn't see me

我在海瑟家你没看到我

Got it First I have to sleep on the floor

-明白吗 -我先是要睡地板

and now I have to lie for you

然后还得帮你说谎

How 'bout this

不如这样

Work with me and I will officially owe you one

帮我这个忙我就欠你一个人情

One what

什么人情

I don't know One anything

不知道任何事情都可以

"Anything" is awfully vague

"任何事情"这个说法非常模糊

What say we draw up a contract or

不如我们起草一份合同或者...

Sheldon you went

谢尔顿你去了

to a frat party now there's a drunk girl in your bed

兄弟会派对现在你床上躺了个醉妞

That's the coolest college story you'll ever get to tell

这是你能告诉别人的最酷大学生活故事了

So I can tell Mom

那我可以告诉妈妈

No Someday

不行或许某天吧

When

什么时候

Someday when we're old and we can laugh about it

等我们长大了可以把这事一笑置之的时候

I got to go

我得走了

30 years later

三十年后

still not laughing

还是笑不出来

What are you doing out here

你在这里干什么

It's the middle of the night

大半夜的

I can't sleep not knowing where she is

不知道她在哪里我睡不着

Yeah

是啊

So we're on the same page when she does show up

我们先对一下口径等她回来

I'm gonna kill her

我要杀了她

You're gonna have to beat me to it

那你下手的速度得快过我

Not saying I love her the most

并不是说我最爱米希

but if anything happened to Missy

但要是她出了什么事...

She is your little girl

她是你的宝贝小女儿

Not so little anymore

也不怎么小了

And I hate it

我讨厌这种感觉

Well pretty soon you're gonna have a granddaughter

很快你就要有个孙女了

Start all over again

从头经历一遍

You know I had an idea

我有个想法

I'm gonna put a tracker on her like they do with dolphins

我要在她身上放个追踪器就海豚身上放的那种

You're making that up No it's true

-你瞎编的吧 -不是真的

Yeah wherever she goes

不管她去哪里

Timbuktu doesn't matter

不管有多远

we're there

我们都能找到

I'm home

我回来了

Hey

你们好啊

Hey to you

你也好啊

How was Heather's

在海瑟家玩得怎么样

Uh fun

很有意思

Pizza movies

披萨电影

the usual

跟以前一样

You look tired

你们看起来很累

I didn't sleep too well

我睡得不太好

Oh Sorry

太惨了

Well I'm gonna go to my room

我回房间了

What happened to killing her

不是说要杀了她吗

I'll get to it

回头再说

Just so relieved she's okay

看到她没事我就放心了

Okay I'm good Missy

好了我准备好出手了米希

Wait for me

等等我