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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Sounds like I'm done here

感觉我差不多要卷铺盖了

It's probably that coach from Carthage

估计找了卡迪基大学那个教练吧

Actually I got offered the job Wayne

-其实呢他们找了我 -韦恩

Morning George

早啊乔治

I quit Come on

-我不干了 -别这样嘛

Is there a chance I keep my job

我有任何机会能保住工作吗

没有

Then at least let me leave on my own terms

那好歹让我按自己的方式走吧

All right

行吧

All right almost there

好马上到啦

I don't know about this

你说得我心里有点毛毛的

The last surprise you got me is pressing on my bladder

你上次给我的"惊喜" 是压到我膀胱

Surprise

惊喜吧

You got me an ugly car

你买了一辆丑车送我吗

No I bought me a family car

不我是给我们家买了家庭车

What about your Mustang

你本来的野马呢

I traded it in

我拿去换车啦

For this

换这玩意吗

That's what the guy at the lot said

卖车的人也这么说了

But you love that Mustang

你不是很爱你的野马吗

Yeah but there was no way

是啊可是那辆车

I was gonna get a baby seat in the back

后座绝对塞不下婴儿座椅

Well that's very thoughtful

那你可真是有心了

And these things are real safe too My mom has one

而且这车超级安全我妈也有一辆

When I was little she hit an ice cream truck with it

我小时候她开车撞到冰激凌车

I didn't even wake up

我甚至都没被弄醒

Is this a bad time to tell you I only liked you for your cool car

现在告诉你我只喜欢你的帅车是不是时机不佳

You say that now but wait till

你现在笑话这辆车

you see how many groceries we can get in the back of this thing

等出门买菜时看到这车有多能装你就服了

I can't believe you did this

真不敢相信你这么做了

It's a no brainer

这有什么好考虑的呢

I want to keep our kid safe

我希望我们的孩子平平安安

Thank you

谢谢你

Hm That was interesting

哎哟有意思

Oh grow up

你可不可以别这么幼稚

Grow up

我幼稚

I bought a car that seats 25

我可是刚买了25人座的大人

It's so nice that you're joining us for dinner

你来跟我们一起吃饭真是太开心了

Please don't make a big deal out of it

求你别小题大做

I just said it was nice

我只是说了开心啊

You said so nice

你说的是太开心了

I'm sorry

抱歉啊

It's fine

没事的

Niblingo I have a question

侄手足家长我有问题想问

Niblingo

什么侄手足家长

He made it up

他创的称呼

I coined it because there was no word

我创这词出来是因为

to denote the unmarried mother of our niece or nephew

目前没有词来称呼我侄子或侄女未婚的妈妈

Sheldon that sounds rude

谢尔顿这很没礼貌

Do you have a better word for

那你有更好的词来叫

the unmarried mother of a niece or nephew

我侄子或侄女未婚的妈妈吗

I'm not sure we need one

我不确定有没有需要用到这词

I think it's sweet

我觉得很贴心啊

Kind of

某种程度上

Uh what's your question

所以你想问什么问题

Thanks Niblingo

谢谢你侄手足家长

I've heard that pregnant women eat for two

我听说孕妇要为两个人吃饭

Does that mean that you need two full size portions

所以你是一次吃两份大人分量吗

I guess Dad's pregnant then

那看来老爸也怀孕啦

One portion should be fine

一份大人的应该就行了

considering the baby's the size of a golf ball

毕竟这宝宝目前只有高尔夫球大

Actually according to my calculations

其实根据我的计算

the baby's the size of a bell pepper

宝宝现在的大小有彩椒那么大

Although I could be off

不过我的计算可能有偏差

When was your last menstruation

你最后一次月经是什么时候

You do not need to answer that

你不需要回答这问题

I was not going to

我也没打算回

I'm real sorry about them

我诚心代替他们向你道歉

Wh I didn't say anything wrong

我... 我又没说错什么

Neither did I

我也没有啊

You were being overly nice

你过分友好

It made everybody uncomfortable

把大家都搞得很不自在

Who's calling during dinner

谁在晚餐时间打来啊

You know twins run in our family

我们家族有双胞胎基因

It's not twins

没怀双胞胎

That's too bad

太遗憾了

It would double your chances of having a remarkable child

你有聪明孩子的几率能加倍呢

Like me

就像我

Or a child that people like

或得到有人气的孩子

Just eat your dinner

吃你们的饭

Are you gonna find out the sex

你会去查性别吗

Yes No

-会 -不会

不查吗

I want to be surprised

我想最后得到惊喜嘛

I don't like surprises

我不喜欢惊喜

What about the baby shower People are gonna want to know

那会想举办迎宝派对吗大家想先知道啊

Oh yeah We got to have a baby shower

当然我们一定得办吧

Remind me what a baby shower is

什么是迎宝派对啊

I got to go

我得出去

Everything okay

没出什么事吧

That was Petersen

是彼得森打来

Something's going on with Wayne

韦恩好像出什么事了

What's that mean I don't know

-什么样的事啊 -不知道啊

Doesn't sound good

感觉不太妙就是了

Did you know the modern baby shower

你知道现代的迎宝派对

has history that goes back to ancient Egyptian

历史可以追溯回古埃及

and Greek civilizations

以及希腊文明吗

Remarkable

聪明那个

What's going on

发生什么事啦

I don't know He didn't show up for work

不知道啊他没来上班

I heard he was here

我听说他来这里了

What's that about I don't know

-闹什么啊 -不知道

Go away

滚开

Wayne it's George Open up

韦恩是我乔治开门

I said go away

我都说了滚开

If you don't let us in

如果你不让我们进来

Tom here says he's gonna knock the door down

汤姆说要撞门而入了

Why you got to

你干嘛说...

Want a drink

要喝东西吗

I got vodka and root beer

我有伏特加跟沙士

Wayne what's going on

韦恩发生什么事啦

My life is a lie

我的人生就是一场骗局

Gay

同性恋吗

I don't know

我不知道啊

We're gonna need more than that

你得说得更清楚一点

My marriage

我的婚姻

My beautiful marriage it's it's over

我美好的婚姻完蛋了

You and Darlene No

你和你老婆吗不可能

You two are the happiest couple I know

你们是我认识最甜蜜的夫妻

I mean wh whatever's going on

我意思是无论发生了什么

it'll blow over

一切都会过去的啦

She's cheating on me

她出轨了

You sure

你确定吗

Oh man I'm sorry that's terrible

天啊抱歉这太糟糕了

With my best friend

还是跟我最好的兄弟

That's even more terrible

这更糟糕了

She was my world

她本来是我的全世界

Well there's no reason to throw in the towel

这也不代表就得举白旗投降啊

I mean you can still get her back

你还是有机会把她追回来

She's having his baby

她怀了他的孩子

Well Say something

这... 你帮忙说点啥啊

What do you say to that

这能安慰什么啊

You really never suspected anything

你以前从来没发现什么蛛丝马迹吗

That's what you say You had nothing

-你就接这话吗 -你自己屁都憋不出

Wayne buddy uh

韦恩兄弟...

No I I know it seems bad now

我知道这一切看起来很糟

which it is

因为的确很糟

Which is why it seems that way

所以看起来真的很糟

Oh my God

我的老天爷啊

Just Just leave me alone

就... 就让我一个人静静吧

Y'all can't fix this

你们又帮不了这事

What do you want to do

你想怎么做

Oh I don't know We can't leave him here

不知道啊但也不能丢他在这里

Let's take him to your place

那把他带到你家

I can't do that Why not

-没办法啊 -为什么

If I took in every teacher with marital problems

如果我把每个有婚姻问题的老师都带回家

my apartment would look like a firehouse

那我的公寓会跟消防局一样忙碌

Fine

行

Wayne grab your pants You're coming with me

韦恩穿上裤子你跟我回家

I don't want to be around you and your happy family

我才不想待在你跟你幸福一家的旁边

Happy Uh couple days with us

幸福个头跟我们待几天

and you'll be glad that kid ain't yours

你绝对会庆幸那孩子不是你的种

Let's go Pants

走吧穿上裤子

Well thanks again That was fun

谢谢啦晚餐很有意思

Really Dinner with my family

真的假的跟我那家人吗

My family won't talk to me at all

我的家人已经跟我断绝联系

So I'll take "niblingo" and a home cooked meal any day

所以"侄手足家长"与家常菜永远大胜

Well you're always welcome

永远欢迎你来吃饭

I think there's ice cream in the freezer

冰箱里好像还有冰激凌

if you want to come in

要是你想进来坐坐

I mean I'm gonna eat it but you can watch

我的意思是我负责吃不过你可以看

Thanks but I got to get to work

谢谢你的邀请但我得去工作了

It's a laundromat

不是自助洗衣店吗

Doesn't it kind of run on its own

自助顾名思义不就是...

You'd think that

表面上看起来是这样

but there's a lot of technical issues

但其实还是有很多技术问题需要去处理

lint and such

棉絮什么的

Okay Good night

好吧晚安啦

Good night

晚安

Look at me

看看我

Just chipping away the ice

一点一点凿开冰山

Well this is a wrinkle

出事了

Missy Missy

米希米希

What

干嘛

An issue of social protocol has arisen

有个社交方面的问题出现了

and I need your input

我需要你的指点

What's he doing here

他在这里干嘛

I don't know

不知道

But more importantly would it be rude if I watch television

但更重要的是我现在看电视会不会不礼貌

Mom

妈妈

Mom

妈妈

What

干嘛

Why is Coach Wilkins asleep on the couch

为什么威尔金斯教练睡在沙发上

No the question is can I watch TV

不要问的是他在沙发上睡觉时

with Coach Wilkins asleep on the couch

我在旁边看电视会不会不礼貌

It's a subtle but important difference

问题虽然相近但重点有很大的不同

Get out

滚出去

Oh hey Tom

汤姆你来啦

How's he doing

他情况怎么样啦

Still sleeping it off Mm hmm

还在一睡方休

Morning Tom Mary

-早安汤姆 -玛丽

I just can't believe Darlene would do that to him

真不敢相信达琳会这么对他

Yeah just

对啊真是...

Right before the big game Friday night

还是在周五夜的大比赛之前

Think he can pull himself together by then

你们觉得他能在那之前振作起来吗

How would I know

我怎么可能知道

Really

不是吧

A man's life is coming apart

人家的生活分崩离析

and you're worried about a football game

你担心的却是橄榄球比赛吗

Well yeah

是啊

Can we take this outside

我们能到外面谈吗

Do you mind

有事吗

I don't mind

没事啊

Do you mind I don't mind

-你有事吗 -我没事啊

We don't mind

我们没事啊

Oh listen George I really need your help here

听我说乔治我真的很需要你帮把手

What do you expect me to do

我是要去帮什么把手啊

I don't know Get him coaching again

不知道啊让他能恢复执教

You gave him my job This is your problem

你自己要把我的工作给他你自己负责

Well you quit You were gonna fire me

-你自己离职的啊 -是因为你本打算炒了我

But you quit first

但你先离职了啊

Can we please just focus on Wayne

我们能不能把焦点放在韦恩身上

I'm begging you George

我求求你了乔治

You know what a big deal this game is

你也知道这场比赛有多重要

Don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do

我也不知道能怎么帮啊

Okay

好啦好啦

Thank you I owe you one

谢谢你了我欠你的

I'm not doing this for you

我帮忙不是为了帮你

I'm doing it for the kids on that team

是为了队伍里的孩子们

What about Wayne What about him

-那韦恩呢 -他怎么样

And Wayne

还有为了韦恩

I had Georgie go get your car from the motel

我叫小乔治去旅馆把你的车开回来

Thanks

谢了

Trust me going back to work is just what you need

相信我回去工作正是你需要的

One thing you got to remember

你得牢记一件事

this story ain't over

这故事还没完

We don't know how it's gonna end

我们不知道结局会如何

The only person that can decide that is you

唯一能做决定的人就是你

You are the hero of your story

你就是你人生故事里的大英雄

You take the action You call the shots

你来采取行动你来发号施令

You decide your destiny

你决定你自己的命运

That's the same speech you gave at halftime

我们上次被纳卡多奇斯队爆虐

when we were getting our nuts crushed by Nacogdoches

你中场休息时也是用这套说辞给大家打气

And you remember what happened We came back and won that game

你记得之后怎么样吗我们扭转局面赢了比赛

After their quarterback dislocated his shoulder

那是因为对方的四分卫肩膀脱臼了

You're not even trying Wayne

你都不努力一下韦恩

I am you're not

我有努力是你摆烂

Ms McAllister

麦卡利斯特女士

we don't have any insurance information on file for you

我们档案里没有你的保险信息

Oh that's all right We'll be paying in cash

没事我们会付现金

Cash

现金

In God we trust

我们信仰现金这位上帝

You always carry that much cash around

你出门总带那么多现金吗

Do you think there's just boobs in this bra

你以为我胸口这对饱满高耸的宝贝是真货吗

No I mean why

但为什么带着啊

Well the laundromat's a cash business

因为自助洗衣店都用现金交易

That's mostly just quarters though isn't it

但那大部分是硬币啊不是吗

Uh yeah but well now we've got the video store

是啦不过现在我们又开了录影带店

and I'm not real big on banks

加上我不太信任银行

Because you lived through the Depression

因为你经历过30年代的大萧条时期对吧

Yeah

对啦

All right everyone Pencils out books away

好了各位同学收起铅笔关上书本

Let's get ready to take this test

我们准备考试啦

Mrs Wilkins

威尔金斯老师

Are you sure you want us to take this test today

你真想让我们今天考试吗

Why wouldn't I

为什么不呢

Well you know

毕竟

with everything you're going through

你现在有那么多糟心事

Okay we got your playbook

你的战术本

we got your practice plan and

训练计划都在这了

you sir are ready to coach some kick ass football

您这位橄榄球教练准备好大展身手啦

Thanks George

谢了乔治

I really appreciate everything you've done for me

我很感谢你为我做的这一切

Coming back to work was just what I needed

回来工作正是我需要的

Happy to help

我很乐意帮忙

Coach Wilkins

威尔金斯教练

What the hell did you tell Missy Cooper

你到底跟米希·库珀说了什么鬼话

I'll give you some privacy

我出去回避一下

Over in this aisle we've got your new releases

这条过道摆的是最近的新片

Here are your action and adventures

这边是动作片和冒险片

your Stallones your Schwarzeneggers

史泰龙施瓦辛格

your Van Dammes

尚格·云顿等动作巨星

and of course we have a whole row of chick flicks

当然还少不了一整排妹子爱看的言情片

known in the movie biz as rom coms

在电影业内被称为浪漫喜剧

Do not enter

请勿进入

What's back there Oh that

-那里面有什么 -那间吗

That's just some storage and a bunch of machines

就是个仓库放了些杂物和倒带机器

that rewind the tapes when people are not kind

以防有些自私的懒鬼

and don't rewind

不倒带就还回来

Very cool

很酷啊

Hey if you ever need any help behind the cash register

如果你们需要招收银员

I'd sure rather be working here

我绝对宁愿在这里打工

than being on my feet all day at the diner Mm no

-也不想在餐厅站一整天 -不

No you don't want to do that

你不想做这个的

You're such a good waitress

你是名出色的服务员

It'd be a waste of your talent

来这里就太埋没你的才华了

Hey Georgie

小乔治

Officer Rutledge

拉特利奇警官

Congratulations on your expanding business empire

恭喜你们扩张了商业帝国版图

Thank you Very kind

多谢夸奖不敢当

Hey there Jake

杰克你好啊

Hey Connie

康妮

I was just telling your grandson here

我刚正跟你外孙说

how much I love the new place

我很喜欢这个新店

Mandy let me show you the kids section

曼蒂我带你看看儿童专区

Got all the Looney Tunes Flintstones Fraggle Rock

《兔八哥》《摩登原始人》《木偶奇遇记》一应俱全

What's going on

这是怎么回事

Nothing Just figured we're having a kid

没什么啊就想着我们快有宝宝了

we should be familiar with the genre

应该熟悉下这类卡通

Well thanks for dropping by

谢谢你来访

We need to renegotiate our arrangement

我们需要重谈协议条款

Uh and we will talk about that soon

迟点就聊这个

Meanwhile

现在你先...

Grab some Red Vines Show of good faith

拿点扭扭糖以示我们的诚意

You wouldn't think it about Jake but

杰克这人表面还真看不出来

he just loves a foreign film

其实他很喜欢看外国片

Just stop it okay

别演了好吗

I know what's going on here You do

-我知道这是怎么一回事 -你知道

That creepy cop that trip to Mexico

那个猥琐的条子那趟墨西哥之行

all that cash in your bra

你胸罩里藏的现金

Y'all are selling drugs

你们在贩毒

We're not selling drugs

我们没贩毒

So you're telling me there's nothing weird

你意思是那小房间里没藏什么

going on back there

见不得人的事

Oh I didn't say that

那我又没这么说

Let's take a walk

我们进去看看

Try and keep an open mind

你要尽量保持开明的态度

Oh my God

我的老天啊

See Not drugs

看见没不是毒品

And that is the sound

那美妙的音乐声说明

of a 22% house advantage

庄家的胜率比赌客高22%

Is it legal

这合法吗

Yes No

-当然 -不合法

Kind of K Kind of

-算合法吧 -勉强算

So the police are in on it

警察包庇你们也分一杯羹

A little bit yeah

一点点吧

Silent partner as they say

这是俗称的隐名合伙人

I know it's a lot

我知道你一时很难接受

It's amazing

这太酷了

It is

真的吗

My kid's going to private school

我的小孩可以上私立学校了

You're going to private school

你可以上私立学校了

All right everybody Great practice

好了各位队员训练很棒

Let's gather round take a knee

大家围成一圈屈膝跪下

All right Coach They're all yours

教练交给你了

Thank you George

谢谢乔治

Look at you guys

瞧瞧你们

Young strong

年轻强壮

all your hopes and dreams in front of you

怀揣着无数的希望和梦想

None of you have any idea

你们根本不知道

of what's out there waiting for you

社会有多残酷

Wayne where you going with it

韦恩你想要说什么

A team requires trust

一支队伍需要彼此信任

Sure you can count on your teammates

当然了球被截走时

when the ball is snapped

你可以指望队友抢回来

But can you count on them

但当队员

when they're away at a teachers conference

带着你打算共度一生的女人

with the woman you were gonna spend your life with

外出参加教师研讨会时你还能指望他们吗

Hmm

说啊

Okay

好了

"Team" on three

数到三喊"团队"

I will not submit to the procedures

我不会服从程序

That's Commander Data

那是数据少校

He's an android but he aspires to be human

他是人形机器人但渴望变成人类

Which if you ask me

要我说

is a step in the wrong direction

这是迈向了错误的方向

I understand your objection

我能理解你的异议

I don't know how he's gonna coach the game on Friday night

我不知道他这副样子周五晚上要怎么带队

Poor man

可怜的家伙

Can you believe his marriage

你能相信他的婚姻

falling apart like that I know

-就这样破裂了吗 -就是啊

If it was gonna happen to anybody you'd think it'd be us

按理说这种事要发生也是发生在我们身上

Ain't that the truth

说得太对了

Saw your wife today

我今天见到你老婆了

I heard

我听说了

You're smart to stay here She seems pretty mad

你待在我们家很明智她看起来很火大

德克萨斯州泰勒市

周五晚上

Okay Wayne we got the ball back

韦恩我们把球抢回来了

what do you want to do

你想怎么做

Kill myself

我想自杀

Come on buddy help me out here

别说丧气话快帮帮我

I can't George

我做不到乔治

I just can't

我就是做不到

Okay

好吧

All right Stevens

史蒂文斯

Come on All right listen up

过来听好了

Yeah All right we're gonna run the ball the rest of the game

剩下的时间我们都要持球进攻

Okay Two hands

知道吗双手抱紧球

Nothing fancy All right Yes Coach

-不要搞花里胡哨的知道吗 -好教练

Let them pass let them turn it over

让他们传球让他们失球

All right Go

明白吗上吧

Hey I brought some pizza home come on

我带披萨回来了出来吃

Can't

没空

Sheldon there ain't no leaks

谢尔顿没有漏水

There might be I can't risk it

可能会漏我不能冒险

You want me to bring you a slice in here

要不要我拿一片进来给你吃

What about crumbs

掉饼渣怎么办

Crumbs attract bugs Bugs bring disease

饼渣会引来虫子虫子会让人得病

Give me the bucket

把桶给我吧

I'll watch for leaks while you go eat

我来监察漏水情况你去吃

Really Yeah

-真的吗 -真的

Okay

好啊

But keep an eye above the computer

不过密切留意电脑上方

that's the heart of my whole operation

那是我防漏水行动的核心所在

Got it

知道了

And the train set Go eat

-还有火车模型 -快去吃吧

Sheldon where's your brother

谢尔顿你哥呢

He's in my room Don't distract him

他在我房间别让他分心

What are you doing

你在干什么

I'm on leak patrol

我在盯漏水情况

What

什么

I'm babysitting and it's the only way

我在看顾弟妹只有这样

I can get my brother to eat

才能让我弟乖乖去吃饭

What's up

怎么了

I just wanted to thank you

我就想说声谢谢

for how wonderful you've been

你最近对我关怀备至

Oh good you noticed

太好了你注意到了

I noticed

我注意到了

Status report

汇报现状

Dry as a bone

半滴水都没有

So I have time for a second slice

那我够时间吃第二片咯

Go nuts

大吃特吃吧

Copy

收到

If our kid's weird I'm ready

就算我们孩子是怪人我也早有经验了

Final score Medford 6 Tyler 0

最后比分梅德福队6 泰勒队0

George

乔治

Congratulations

恭喜啊

Thanks Tom

谢谢汤姆

Feel like doing this again next week

下周还想再来一次吗

What are you saying

什么意思

I'm saying you got your job back

你可以做回以前的工作

If you want it

如果你想的话

What about Wayne

那韦恩怎么办

What about him

你看他还有救吗

He's got to be part of the deal

要我回来就不能炒了他

Don't you have enough to worry about

你自己的烦心事还不够多吗

He's my friend

他是我的朋友

And if I want him out of my house he needs a job

再说如果我不想他再赖在我家他就需要工作

Your call

你说了算

Thanks Tom

谢了汤姆

You bet

不客气

Hey What

你干什么

That's for firing me

这是报复你炒我鱿鱼

You quit

是你自己辞职的

Morning

早上好

You're up early

你起得真早

You were out late

你回来得真晚

Uh yeah I was just uh

是啊我昨晚...

I know where you were

我知道你去哪了

Okay

好吧

Do we need to talk about this

我们需要谈这事吗

I'm happy to just enjoy the awkwardness

我享受你的尴尬就够了

Great Well

好极了

I'm gonna go

那我回房间了

And I'm gonna watch you

我会目送你