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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I have a special treat for y'all today

今天有个特别的小礼物给大家

My dear friend and former college roommate is here

我的好友兼以前同事

from the Johnson Space Center in Houston

从休士顿的约翰逊航天中心来这里

to talk to us about our space program

跟我们大家聊聊我国的太空计划

And yeah I know what you're thinking

是的我知道你们都在想什么

These guys were roomies

这两个人曾是室友

How does one go on to be a

怎么会一个就变成了...

a fancy scientist at NASA

太空总署的酷炫科学家

and the other's teaching freshman science

而另一个人在教高一科学

at a public high school

而且还是在公立学校里教

Yeah Sheldon

怎么了谢尔顿

I was thinking that

我刚才就在想这个

Thank you

谢谢

All right uh let's give a warm welcome

好的让我们用热烈的掌声

to my good buddy Dr Ronald Hodges

欢迎我的好兄弟罗纳尔多·霍奇斯博士

Hey kids Hey Glad to be here

孩子们大家好啊很高兴来到这里

And uh Hubert the answer to your question is

回答一下休伯特你的问题

one of those roomies was busy studying

其中一个室友忙着读书

while the other was out chasing high school girls

而另一个室友忙着泡高中妹

Yeah

是的

To be clear they were all over 18

我澄清一下那些姑娘都满18岁了

Yeah Well

这个嘛...

Now what I thought would be fun to talk about today

来我觉得今天可以聊的比较有趣的东西

is what NASA's planning on doing beyond the space shuttle

是太空总署除了太空梭之外的计划

Things like the first manned mission to Mars

比如首个上火星的载人航天任务

Uh yeah

你说

Did you see the movie Aliens

你看了电影《异形》吗

I did

看了

Did you think it was cool

你觉得那电影酷吗

Sure I enjoyed it

算吧我看得挺开心

Me too

我也是

Football player right

打橄榄球的吧

Yes sir

是的先生

Now of course before

好但首先呢

we can set out to explore the solar system

在我们出发去探索太阳系之前

we've got a few minor problems to overcome

有几个小问题我们得先克服

Not the least of which is every time we launch

比方说首先呢每一次发射

it costs the U S Taxpayers

都要花掉美国纳税人民

hundreds of millions of dollars

上亿美元的税金

Oh no no no

别别别啊

Yes If you want to save money

-你说 -如果你想省钱

why don't you land the booster rockets

为什么不把助推火箭降落回收

instead of letting them drop in the ocean

而是随它们降进大海里去呢

That's a cute idea

这主意挺有意思

but uh it's not technically possible

但技术上来说不可能

Why not

为什么不可能

Well it's hard to explain

这很难解释

The math is pretty complicated

这其中牵扯到很复杂的数学

Perhaps I could help you with it

说不定我能帮你算算呢

Well I bet you could

我相信你肯定行

I'll bet you could

你肯定行啦

I'll tell you what Here is a NASA patch

这样吧这是个太空总署布贴

Why don't you have your mom sew that on your book bag

带回家让你妈妈缝到你书包上吧

Now who here wants to know how astronauts go to the bathroom

有谁想要知道太空人怎么上厕所的

Me I do Oh right

-我我想知道 -好

See now during liftoff

其实呢火箭升空时

all the astronauts wear diapers

所有的太空人都穿尿布

People often wonder why I chose

很多人常会寻思为什么

to pursue a career in theoretical physics

我选择进理论物理学这一领域

I usually respond by saying

我通常都会回答

I wanted to unravel the inner workings of the universe

我想要理解宇宙万物运转的核心奥秘

Yeah perhaps when Captain Kirk said "To boldly go "

所以或许当柯克舰长在剧里说"勇敢前进[大便]"

《星际旅行》系列中的名句"勇踏前人未至之境"

he meant in one of those huh

或许指的是勇敢拉一泡

But the real answer was

但其实真实的原因是

I wanted to prove this nincompoop wrong

我想要证明这个猪头三错了

Yeah that's right Beam me up Potty

说不定剧里那句是"传送我吧屎[史]考提"

So I saw a lawyer today

我今天见了个律师

Why

为什么

I'm putting together my last will and testament

我在安排我的临终遗嘱

We're gonna miss ya

我们会想你的

George

乔治

Don't worry I ain't leaving him squat

没事我屁都不会留给他

Are you dyin'

你要死了吗

We're all dyin' honey

我们都会死啊亲爱的

From the second we're born

从我们出生的那一刻起

it's just a slip and slide into the darkness

就在慢慢滑向死亡的深渊

Unless you get bit by a vampire

除非你被吸血鬼咬了

Well now that goes without saying

那个还用说吗

I don't want to die I've only kissed one boy so far

我不想死我才亲过一个男生而已呢

What

什么

Relax It was a long time ago

别紧张是很久以前的事了

Are you relaxed

你放心了吗

Shelly you haven't touched your dinner

谢利你晚饭一口都还没吃

You feel okay

你没事吧

Oh yes I was just thinking

没事我只是在想事情

About what baby

想什么呢宝贝

The optimal height to width ratio for a reusable rocket

可回收再利用的火箭的最佳高度与宽度比

I was just thinking the exact same thing

我刚才也在想这件事呢

Really

真的吗

Oh Moonpie I love you so much

小饼饼我真是爱死你了

It's late What are you doing up

很晚了你不睡在干嘛

I'm working on the hyperbolic calculations for a rocket return

我正在弄火箭回收降落时的双曲线计算

Need any help

需要帮忙吗

What

什么

I'm kiddin'

开玩笑的

Now turn out the light and go to bed

关灯上床睡吧

But Now

-可是... -快去

Dad can we afford a computer

爸爸我们买得起电脑吗

You do my taxes What do you think

我的税务是你在弄的你觉得呢

Never mind

那没事了

Good night

晚安

Meemaw

姥姥

Mr Moonpie how might I help you

小饼饼先生有何能为你效劳

How much money are you planning to leave me when you die

您去世后准备留下多少钱给我

Nice talkin' to you

有缘再相会

Meemaw

姥姥

Want to try that again

要重新修改你的用词吗

I need to buy a computer

我想要买台电脑

so I can solve the Navier Stokes equation

好解出纳维-斯托克斯方程

Uh huh How much is a computer

那一台电脑多少钱

Apple has a nice one for $2 000

苹果有一台不错的要两千块

but the kind I need costs three million

但我需要的那种要三百万

Let me see what I got in the vault

让我看看我小金库里有多少钱

Nine bucks and uh

9块钱外加...

Oh look at that a peso

瞧瞧是墨西哥披索

It's warm

还带着体温

Hello First National Bank

您好第一国家银行

I'd like to speak with a loan officer

我想要跟一位信贷员谈谈

It's regarding a second mortgage on my home

是跟我家屋子的二次抵押有关

My name is Sheldon Lee Cooper

我的名字叫谢尔顿·李·库珀

Sure I'll hold

好我可以等

Oh I hate hold music

我讨厌死等待铃声了

Hello

你好

Yes you can help me Dorothy Fitzpatrick

是的你能帮到我桃乐丝·菲茨帕特里克

I'm interested in taking out a second mortgage

我有兴趣将房子二次抵押

I'm nine years old Why do you ask

我9岁为什么这么问

That's called age discrimination Dorothy

你这是年龄歧视桃乐丝

but I'm willing to let it slide

但我大人不记小人过

I'm glad you find me cute but I'm deadly serious

你觉得我可爱是好事但我是认真的

I need funds to buy a computer

我需要资金来买电脑

No the house isn't in my name

不房子不是在我名下

I'm nine We've established this

我9岁我们已经确认过这件事了

I do prepare the taxes for my parents

但我父母的税都是我在帮忙报的

and if we tighten our belts

如果我们勒紧裤带

we'll have sufficient equity for the loan

抵押资产的净值足够我们申请贷款

Sheldon who are you talking to

谢尔顿你在跟谁说话

Dorothy Fitzpatrick

桃乐丝·菲茨帕特里克

Who's Dorothy Fitzpatrick

桃乐丝·菲茨帕特里克是谁

Is she a new buddy from school

是你学校新认识的女同学吗

She's the loan officer at The First National Bank of Medford

她是梅德福第一国家银行的信贷员

Why are you talking to her

你为什么在跟她说话

Mom can this wait

妈能等会儿在说吗

I'm trying to negotiate favorable terms

我在跟她谈有利条件呢

Hello Dorothy

还在吗桃乐丝

Hey how come you weren't in math class

你怎么没去上数学课

That guy from NASA treated me like a child

太空总署来的那个人把我当小孩对待

and I need to prove him wrong

我要证明他是错的

You are a child

你就是个小孩啊

Tread lightly my friend

小心说话啊朋友

Was Ms Ingram upset I wasn't in class

英格拉姆女士有因为我翘课不高兴吗

Actually she was happy

她其实挺高兴呢

She even did a little dance

她还手足舞蹈了一会儿

Do you know anybody with a modem

你知道谁那里有路由器吗

I think Radio Shack has one Why

睿侠电器行应该有怎么了

I need to access thrust to weight ratios

我需要进约翰逊航天中心的

from the FTP server at the Johnson Space Center

ftp服务器来得到推力重量比数据

Then what

之后呢

Then I show that guy from NASA my work

给太空总署的那人看我的计算啊

and laugh as he begs for mercy

然后嘲笑在我面前俯首称臣的他

You know sometimes you sound like a super villain

有时候你说话像个邪恶魔王

Silence

安静

That'll be more effective after your voice changes

等你长大变声后再说会比较有用

Silence

安静

Mom can you take me to Radio Shack

妈你能带我去睿侠电器行吗

Not today baby

今天不行

I have to go food shopping and get dinner started

我得先去买菜然后开始做晚饭

But it's important

但我有重要的事

Sorry Maybe over the weekend

对不起啦等周末看看吧

But it won't take that long

但我用不了多少时间啊

Sheldon I said no

谢尔顿我说了不行

But Mom Not another word

-妈 -不许再说

What

笑什么

Can't I just be happy

我穷开心不行吗

Mom please

妈妈拜托了

Sheldon Lee I said no

谢尔顿·李我说了不行

I'm still happy

我还在开心呢

Please Mom You're being unfair

求你了妈你这样很不公平

No But I really need those thrust to weight ratios

-还是不行 -但我真的很需要推重比数据

Do you see I'm cookin'

你没看到我在做饭吗

Well take me after dinner

那晚饭后带我去嘛

Enough I'm not takin' you anywhere tonight

别再说了今晚我哪里都不会带你去

I'm not proud of it

我并不引以为豪

but as a child I was prone

我小时候曾经也...

to the occasional meltdown

偶尔会气到爆炸

Cheese and crackers

香蕉你个大西瓜

I'm sorry you had to hear that

抱歉让你听到这污言秽语

All right I finally got him calmed down

好啦我终于把他安抚好了

How'd you manage that

你怎么做到的

Easy Gave him a hug and a little cough syrup

很简单给他个拥抱再喂一点感冒糖浆

Mom

妈

It's not like he's operating heavy machinery

他又不用操作重型机械嗜睡没事的

We can't keep putting up with this behavior

我们不能让他这么闹下去

We need to ground him How

-我们得禁足他 -怎么禁足

If you say "No playing outside "

你跟他说"不许你出去玩了"

he says "Thank you "

他会说"谢谢"

Well we need to do something

我们总得管教他吧

It's just a tantrum It's what kids do

就是闹脾气嘛孩子都会这样

You used to punish me all the time

你以前整天处罚我啊

That was different You were a pain in the ass

那不一样你当年就是欠揍

I say no Radio Shack for at least a month

要不一个月不许去睿侠电器行

Sounds fair

我看行

I'll go tell him

我去跟他说吧

I'd wait and tell him tomorrow

要我就会等到明天再说

He's a little loopy right now

他现在有点昏沉

Good night

晚安啦

She drugged our son

她用药弄晕了我们儿子

Thus began the longest month of my life

之后开始了我人生最漫长的一个月

Without the ability to access the thrust to weight ratios

失去了得到推重比数据的能力

my well intended effort to humiliate a NASA scientist

我周密的羞辱太空总署科学家大计

ground to a halt

受到了严重阻碍

Mom

妈

Uh what's going on

怎么了

Something's wrong with Sheldon

谢尔顿好像不舒服

What's the matter baby Have a tummy ache

怎么啦儿子肚子疼吗

I think it's an ulcer

有可能是胃溃疡

Don't be silly

别犯傻了

You must have eaten something No

-你肯定是吃错什么了 -才不是

My symptoms are consistent with an ulcer

我的症状符合胃溃疡的病徴

Shelly remember when you thought you had leprosy

谢利还记得你以为自己得了麻风病

and it was just a patch of dry skin

结果只是有块皮肤有点干吗

And when you thought you had gout Or an enlarged prostate

还有你以为自己得了痛风或前列腺肿大

Or mad cow

还有疯牛症

That was my favorite

那次是我的最爱

Well this is different

这次真的不一样

Maybe we should take him to the doctor

或许我们该带他去看医生

Listen to your wife ulcers are serious

听你老婆的话啊胃溃疡是很严重的

Well I've never seen this in someone so young

我从没在这么小的病人身上看到

but uh your son has an ulcer

但你儿子的确是得了胃溃疡

Thank you

谢谢

How could this happen

怎么会这样

Uh there are a number of factors

有好几个可能因素

Has he been under some unusual stress lately

他最近有遭受什么特殊的压力吗

Yes She won't take me to Radio Shack

有她不带我去睿侠电器行

Go wait outside

去外面等

I've heard some interesting research

我听过一些有趣的研究

about treating ulcers with antimicrobials

说用抗菌剂可以治胃溃疡

出去

And you're surprised I have an ulcer

你还好意思惊讶我得了胃溃疡

I'm surprised I don't have one

我还惊讶我为什么没得呢

Um Radio Shack

睿侠电器行是怎么回事

He's trying to figure out how to help NASA land rockets

他想算出怎么帮忙太空总署回收火箭

Oh Well that's a nice thing

这挺不错的啊

He's just doing it out of spite

但他是为了报仇才这么做

Okay

好吧

Well keep him off spicy foods for the time being

这段期间别让他吃辣的食物

and I'll write you a prescription for Zantac

我再给你开胃溃疡药的处方签

Does he smoke

他抽烟吗

'Course not He's nine

当然不抽他才9岁

I started at his age

我在他这年纪就开始抽了

Uh but only when I drank

但只有在我喝酒时才抽

What the

什么...

Sheldon What are you doing

谢尔顿你在干嘛

I just need a minute These things are so slow

给我一分钟就好这玩意太慢了

Is this your family

这是你的家人吗

They're lovely

感觉人都好棒

Mom What

-妈妈 -怎么了

There's something wrong with Sheldon again

谢尔顿又有毛病了

I figured it out

我算出来了

I figured it out

我算出来了

One night

一晚

I want to sleep one night

我就想好好睡一晚

Oh Hi Mom

妈你来啦

火箭重返大气层与反推进

作文本

Hi there

大家好

I'm on my way I'm making it

我在路上成功的路上

Peter Gabriel Big time

With my research complete

我的研究告一段落

and my ulcer on the mend

胃溃疡也在好转中

all that was left to do was send my work to NASA

剩下的就是把我的作品送到太空总署

and wait to become America's scientific sweetheart

坐等成为美国科学界人见人爱小甜心

And I will walk through the front door

我会从大门走入

Big time

发达

So I waited

于是我等呀等

Make it show yeah

得表现出来

Big time

发达

and waited

等呀等

Big time

发达

and waited

等呀等

and waited

等呀等

Big

发达

Something's wrong with Sheldon again

谢尔顿又有毛病了

Now what

又怎么了

Those people at NASA never responded to his science stuff

太空总署的那些人一直没给他的成果回信

Damn it I've had enough of this

靠我真是受够了

Sheldon get up

谢尔顿起来

What's the point

起来有何意义

We're going to Houston

我们去休士顿

Really

真的吗

Yeah

真的

You and me are gonna give those space monkeys

你跟我一起去给这些太空猴子

a little talkin' to

好好上一课

I often found my father to be

我时常觉得我父亲

a strange and puzzling man

是个奇怪又令人不解的男人

but at that moment I never loved him more

但在那一刻我从未如此爱过他

I don't see why I couldn't stay home

为什么我不能待在家啊

'Cause we're having a fun family outin'

因为我们要来一次快乐家庭出游

Can I at least drive

好歹让我开车吧

She said fun not tragic

你妈是说快乐不是快死

Let's go to the ostrich farm

我们去那个鸵鸟园吧

Cool

太酷了

We can ride 'em and then we can eat 'em

我们可以骑着它们遛几圈再宰了吃

We're not stopping anywhere

我们哪儿都不停

We're going to Houston to straighten this thing out for your brother

直接去休斯顿把你弟弟的事儿整明白

then we're going home

然后就回家

Shelly you doing okay

谢利你还好吧

Yes I just hope I don't get carsick

还好但愿我不会晕车

You want Daddy to pull over

想让爸爸停一会儿吗

I'll be okay

我没事的

Oh God it's on my shoes it's on my shoes

天啊他吐到我鞋子上了我的鞋上

For Pete's sake somebody open a window

老天爷啊谁来开个窗

Yeah I don't mean to be rude

我无意冒犯

but we've been waitin' for an hour to see your boss

不过我们等见你上司已经一小时了

I'm sorry sir

对不起先生

but you didn't have an appointment

你们没有预约就来了

We didn't have an appointment 'cause every time I called

我们没有预约的原因是每次我打来

you put me on hold

你就会让我稍候

I'm sure Dr Hodges'll see you as soon as he can

我确信霍奇斯博士会尽快见你们的

So what do you want to do I don't know

-你打算怎么办 -我也不知道

I guess we just got to be patient and wait

只能耐心等着吧...

Aw screw it

见鬼去吧

Excuse me sir you can't just

抱歉先生你不能就这样...

All right here's the deal

你给我听好了

My kid's got a damn ulcer 'cause of you

我的孩子因为你患上了胃溃疡

so either you take him seriously

所以你要么认真对待他

or you're gonna be taking me seriously

要么就想想怎么对付我

Yes sir

请吩咐先生

Janice why don't you send the little boy in

珍妮丝不如请那位小伙子进来吧

Right away

快快有请

He'll see you now

他可以见你了

You're up Moonpie

到你了小饼饼

And here

在这个阶段

near apogee we gimbal the engine

火箭靠近远地点时利用万向节

to exert a torque

驱动发动机施加转矩

that executes a pitchover maneuver

执行重力转向机动

to flip the rocket by 180 degrees

将火箭翻转180度

Well that's very impressive

你的成果很了不起

Thank you very much for taking the time

感谢你抽出时间...

I'm not done

我还没讲完

Uh sorry

抱歉

Needless to say

不用说

we use a P I D Controller to minimize the dispersions

我们必须使用比例-积分-微分控制器来尽量减少

to the landing site

着陆点的散布范围

Anything else

还有别的吗

Yes I'd like a glass of water

有我想喝水

It's time to take my Zantac

我该吃胃溃疡药了

He's been in there quite a while

他进去好一会儿了

Well if the topic is science

只要话题关乎科学

he can be a really Chatty Patty

他就是个小话唠

I'm bored

无聊死了

Me too

我也觉得

Someday somebody's gonna write a book about Sheldon

未来会有人给谢尔顿写本书

Don't you want there to be a chapter

你们不想看到里面某个章节

about how loving and supportive you two were

写你们俩是多有爱地支持他吗

Doesn't matter I ain't reading it

我无所谓反正我也不会看

This is groundbreaking work

你的成果极具开创性

Thank you And

谢谢还有呢

And

还有什么

I thought you might want to apologize

我以为你会想道歉

Why

为什么要道歉

You tried to shut me up with a patch

你想用一个布贴让我闭嘴

Well I I give those to everyone

我...我见人就送布贴

A And you have to understand Sheldon

还有你得明白谢尔顿

that while your math is is theoretically correct

虽然你的计算在理论上是正确的

we don't have the technical capability to execute it

但是我们没有技术能力来执行它

So I'm ahead of my time

所以我走在时代前头了吗

Well it would appear so

看来是这样

All right call me when you catch up

好吧等你们水平赶上来再联系我

We can go now

我们可以走了

I've often contemplated what might have happened

我时常深思如果那一天我父亲

if my father hadn't stuck up for me that day

没有为我挺身而出一切会变成什么样

Would I have gone on to become

我会继续在科学道路上前行

a world class theoretical physicist

成为世界级的理论物理学家

or just your average Joe Sixpack theoretical physicist

还是那种平庸的蓝领理论物理学家

Dad

爸爸

Yeah

怎么了

Thank you

谢谢你

You're welcome

不用谢

We're real proud of you honey

我们为你骄傲亲爱的

Are you proud of me and Georgie Of course

-你们也为我和小乔治骄傲吗 -当然了

You bet

当然

For what

骄傲什么

Don't go pokin' at it

见好就收吧

2016年4月8日

For the first time

史上第一次

SpaceX has successfully landed its Falcon 9 rocket

太空探索技术公司研发的"猎鹰9"火箭

on a drone ship in the Atlantic Ocean

成功返回着陆于大西洋上的无人降落台

SpaceX founder Elon Musk called the event

其公司创始人埃隆·马斯克称这次着陆

an "Incredible milestone in the history of space "

为"太空史上令人难以置信的里程碑"

Elon the CNN reporter's here to talk to you

埃隆 CNN记者到了

Hang on

等等

Send him in

请他进来