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In any ecosystem

在任何生态系统中

you'll find a delicate balance between predator and prey

你都能发现捕食者与猎物之间那微妙的平衡

Some well known predators

某些知名的捕食者

以下动物名用的都是拉丁文学名

include Panthera leo

比如狮

Ursus arctos

棕熊

and star of the 1987 film Predator

以及1987年电影《铁血战士》的主角

Predator

铁血战士[捕食者]

Now examples of prey

而猎物的例子呢

include oryctolagus cuniculus

包含了穴兔

Gallus gallus domesticus

鸡

and weighing in at 58 pounds soaking wet

还有个26.3公斤浑身湿透的

Diminutive homo novus

小型新人

curiously a close relative

而且奇特的是

of Gallus gallus domesticus

他还跟鸡[懦夫]是近亲

Cooper

库珀

Your stop

你的站到了

Would you mind dropping me off closer to my house

能麻烦您在离我家近点的地方再放我下吗

You know I'm not allowed to do that

你知道按规定我不可以这样的吧

What if I did your taxes

如果我帮忙你报税呢

Sorry kiddo

抱歉啦孩子

I could've gotten you a nice refund

本来我可以帮你弄好很不错的退税呢

The perilous journey from the bus stop to my front door

从下车点到我家正门口的危险旅程

was 97 5 meters

有足足97.5米

FYI insisting on using the metric system

顺带一提在保守的老家德州东部

in East Texas is another reason I was hunted by predators

不使用美制度量标准也是我被人猎杀的原因之一

Homo novus needs a Yoo hoo

新人需要来一罐巧克力饮料

Jiu jitsu

柔道

I've decided to learn self defense

我决定学习防身术

Why I'm quite small

-为什么 -因为我个子小

and will be for several years

而且还得小个几年

maybe even more if I'm a late bloomer

如果我发育晚甚至得小更多年

Your dad's big maybe you'll take after him

你爸爸人高马大或许你会遗传到这点

We both like my mom

我们都爱我妈

I think that's where the similarities end

我跟他之间的共同点就这么多了

You know one of the books mentioned

跟你说啊其中一本书里有提到

a Vietnamese martial art

一种越南武术

Vovinam I'm a blue belt

越武道我是蓝带了

Don't be impressed

没什么好震惊的

It's what you get when your mom buys the uniform

你妈帮你买一件制服你就是蓝带了

Do you remember any of it

你还记得那功夫吗

I don't even know where the belt is

我连那带子在那里都忘了

The book says jiu jitsu

书上说柔道

is based on using your attacker's momentum against them

靠的就是以柔克刚借力使力

It's just physics Come at me

这只是物理学冲我来

Like run at you

向你冲刺吗

Well I'm new to this so maybe just walk quickly

我还是新手你就快步向我来就好了

And what happens when I get to you

当我走到时呢

I'll use your inertia to take you down

我会利用你的惯性来放倒你

Okay

行吧

And when does inertia take me down

惯性什么时候会把我放倒

Any second

随时都可能

I don't understand

我不懂了

I'm using physics

我利用了物理学啊

This leg lock is called an Outside Ashi Garami

这个锁脚的关节技名叫外足缄[比赛禁用]

What happens next

接下来呢

That depends is this your foot or mine

这得看了这是你的脚还是我的脚

Cooper Your stop

库珀你的站

I bowled a new high score last night

我昨晚保龄球打了新高分

Nice

厉害

I got two turkeys What's a turkey

-我打了两次火鸡 -什么是火鸡

It's three strikes in a row

连续三次全倒

Why do they call it a turkey

为什么会把这样取名叫火鸡啊

Well when they first invented bowling

当保龄球游戏刚发明的时候

they used to just throw frozen turkeys at the pins

人们是用冷冻的火鸡肉来打倒球瓶

Eventually they switched to balls

后来才变成了用保龄球

to cut down on the smell

来减少球场的味道

Why you lying to her

你为什么要骗她

I find it keeps my mind sharp

我发现这样能让我脑筋保持灵活

Sheldon breakfast

谢尔顿吃早饭啦

Be right there

马上来

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Coming

来了

Hello

大家早

Shelly you all right

谢利你还好吗

Yes

还好啊

I must be a little sore

可能是因为

from doing jiu jitsu with Tam yesterday

昨天跟丹对练柔道所以有点浑身酸痛

Why were you doing jiu jitsu

你们为什么要玩柔道

We're boys Roughhousing is what we do

我们是男生啊男生就爱打闹

What was that What was what

-那是什么 -什么什么

That sound

那个声音

What sound

什么声音

What's all this

这是什么

An extra layer of protection

一层额外的保护层

Protection from what

保护什么

Sweetie is someone bothering you

亲爱的有人欺负你吗

Yes Who is it

-有 -是谁

I'd rather not talk about it

我不想说

No I want a name right now

不行我现在就要知道是谁

Mary

玛丽

Have you been hurting him

你有欺负他吗

Only with my words

我只用我的语言欺负

Tell me who it is Shelly

谢利告诉我是谁欺负你

Mary slow down

玛丽你冷静点

Don't tell me to slow down

你别叫我冷静

Someone is bullying him

有人欺负他

Okay Okay

行行

Sheldon you can't go to school wearing all that

谢尔顿你不能穿成这样去上学

Go to your room and take it off

回房间把它脱下来

Yes sir

遵命

You go with him

你去帮忙他

But my cereal's gonna get soggy

但我的麦片快要泡糊了

去

I'd like one nice morning

我就想有个清静的早晨

Why aren't you more upset about this

为什么这事情你都不生气的

I am I just think we should proceed with caution

我不高兴啊但是我们应该小心处理

Someone is hurting our son I understand

-有人在伤害我们儿子 -我知道

But handling bullies is tricky It

但处理恶霸的事很复杂

It's easy to make things worse

很容易弄巧成拙害他更惨

And what makes you the expert

这事情你还是什么专家吗

Honey I was a bully

亲爱的我当年就是恶霸

He's right

他说得对

You get involved in this in the wrong way

你用错误的方式插手此事

and they'll take it out on Sheldon

恶霸们就会在谢尔顿身上发泄

Well I'm sorry but I can't just stand by

抱歉啊但我就是没办法不作为

Georgie I need to talk to you and wake up

小乔治我有事情要跟你说你也该起床了

you're gonna be late

你会来不及的

Got it covered I slept in my clothes

放心我换好衣服才睡的

Oh Lord Look somebody has been picking on your brother

天啊你听我说有人在欺负你弟弟

You know anything about it

你知道这事情吗

不知道

You better not be covering for anybody

你最好不是在帮别人隐瞒

I'm not Most kids at school ignore him

我没有啊学校里的大多数人都无视他

and the girls all think he's cute

而女生们全都觉得他很萌

It's kind of annoying

还挺烦的

Well I need you to look after him

我希望你能照顾他

Why

为什么

Because I'm your mother and I'm asking you nicely

因为我是你妈而我现在在好好拜托你

What if I don't want to

如果我不想呢

I don't care you're doing it

我不管让你做就做

How was that nice

这怎么好好拜托了

So there I was flying above the city

当时我在城市上空飞翔

but when I woke up I couldn't fly

但当我醒来后我发现自己不能飞

That's like the dream you had where you were dating Madonna

就像是你上次梦到自己跟女神麦当娜交往

but when you woke up you weren't

结果梦醒后发现并不是真的

Exactly

没错

You ever have the ones where your teeth are falling out

那你梦过自己的牙齿在一颗颗掉吗

Better my teeth than my hair but

虽然说掉牙好过掉发啦但...

Sheldon Over here

-谢尔顿 -在这里

What are you doing Hiding

-你在干嘛 -躲着

From who

躲谁

Is Billy the one giving you trouble

欺负你的人就是比利吗

不是

His dad

是他爸爸吗

也不是

不是吧

She's a demon

她就是个恶魔

The little Sparks girl

斯巴克斯家的小女儿吗

You're kidding She seems so sweet

你开玩笑吧感觉很乖的小女孩啊

He says she slaps him around takes his lunch money

他说她打他还抢他的午餐钱

She even put a tadpole down his shirt

还往他衣服里扔蝌蚪

Poor kid he tucks in those shirts

可怜啊这孩子衣服都是扎裤子里的

She looks harmless She's cute

-她看起来人畜无害啊 -她很可爱

So she probably gets away with stuff

这样做坏事就很容易逃过责难

I'm like that

我就像这样

I wonder if stray cats poop in that sandbox

真好奇会不会有野猫把那里当猫砂用

George

乔治

You need to talk to her parents

你得去跟她家长谈谈

Me Why me

我吗为什么要我去

Because you're more intimidating than me

因为你比我更吓人啊

That's rich

这话她也好意思说

Hey Billy

比利

Hello Missy's dad

你好米希的爸爸

Is your father home Yes

-你爸爸在家吗 -在

Could you get him for me

能去帮我叫他来吗

Happy to

没问题

Dad it's Missy's dad

爸爸米希的爸爸来了

He's also Sheldon's dad

他也是谢尔顿的爸爸

Well howdy neighbor

你好啊邻居

Hey Herschel

你好啊赫谢尔

What brings you by Chickens too loud

怎么来了是鸡太吵了吗

Nah they been fine Good good

-没它们挺好的 -那就好

Fried up the noisy one last week

上周把吵的那只炸了

That shut him up Anyway how can I help

这样它就安静了所以今天来是有什么事呢

Uh well

这个嘛...

It's come to my attention that uh

我最近刚知道一件事...

Sheldon's run into a bit of trouble with your daughter

谢尔顿跟你们家女儿有点问题

What kind of trouble

什么问题

He says she been beating on him

谢尔顿说她总打他

My Bobbi Yeah

-我们家芭比吗 -是的

This one The six year old

就是我家这个六岁的闺女

Bobbi get over here

芭比你过来

You realize I've taken dumps bigger than this kid

你知道我拉过比这孩子还大的屎吧

Hi Daddy Hey babydoll uh

-爹地 -乖女儿

Mr Cooper says that you've been picking on Sheldon

库珀先生说你欺负他们家谢尔顿

Now is that true No Daddy

-这是真的吗 -不是的爹地

Are you sure

确定吗

Okay go wash up for dinner

行吧去洗手准备吃晚饭

I don't know what to tell you George

我不知道了乔治

I mean is it is it possible

你觉得会不会有可能

your son has a little crush on her

是你儿子有点暗恋她

Oh I don't think he's wired that way

我感觉他应该没这个办法

Oh are you saying that he's a

你是想说他是同...

No no I'm saying he's a bookworm

不是我的意思是他就是个书呆子

Unless she's math or a dictionary he ain't interested

除非她是数学或是字典不然他应该没兴趣

Thanks for hearin' me out

谢谢你听我说这事情

Your wife sent you over here didn't she

是你老婆叫你过来的吧

I don't want to talk about it

我不想谈

I bet she did

肯定是她

Not talkin' about it

我不想说

Tell her I said hi

帮我跟她问个好

How'd it go

怎么样了

Uh good Yeah

挺好的

I handled it

我处理好了

Oh thank the Lord

谢天谢地

Yeah Me and the Lord

是啊谢我跟老天吧

Team effort

我们合作的成果

Hello Bobbi

芭比你好

You told on me

你告我的状

Well actually my brother figured it out

其实是我哥哥想出来的

so technically I would argue that I didn't

所以严格来说我觉得我没告发你

Doesn't matter

这不重要

Uh I should let you know

我应该告诉你

I've read a book on jiu jitsu

我看了一本讲柔道的书

And I'm prepared to throw it at you

我准备好拿这本书丢你了

Shelly it's just Bactine

谢利这只是急救喷雾

I didn't even put it on you yet

我都还没涂到你身上

You want to tell me what happened

你想告诉我发生什么事了吗

Bobbi Sparks came into the garage

芭比·斯巴克斯到车库里来了

And she attacked you

她袭击你了吗

Not exactly I tried to use jiu jitsu on her

没有我试图用柔道对付她

but I tripped and fell

但我绊倒了

Aw baby I'm so sorry you're havin' to deal with this

宝贝你得面对这些我很抱歉

It's okay

没关系

German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche said

德国哲学家弗里德里希·尼采说过

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger "

"但凡不能杀死你的最终都会使你更强大"

And do you feel stronger

你觉得自己更强大了吗

没有

How are the knees

膝盖怎么样了

Better thank you

好多了谢谢

Good

那就好

And regarding this jiu jitsu stuff you should know

至于柔道这件事你该知道

that a man's not supposed to raise his hand to a woman

男人不应该对女人动手

Oh I won't I don't want to hurt myself again

我不会的我不想又伤到自己

Did you ever have a bully when you were growing up

你小时候遇到过恶霸吗

Have you met your grandma

你见过你姥姥了吗

I thought you said you handled it next door

你不是说邻居的事你处理好了

I did say that

我是那么说过

Where you goin'

你要去哪儿

To handle it

去处理此事

Should've been you in the first place

一开始就应该由你出面

What

什么

Good luck

祝好运

Way to go Scooby That's my newshound

真棒史酷比不愧是我的新闻狗仔

Missy I could really use your help

米希我很需要你的帮助

With what

帮什么

I'm being bullied by Bobbi Sparks

我被芭比·斯巴克斯欺负

Hilarious Go on

笑死人继续说

Mom says a man should never raise his hand to a woman

妈妈说男人绝对不可以打女人

But I believe I've found a loophole

但我想我找到了空子可钻

You're a woman so you're allowed to hit her as much as you want

你是女人所以你可以尽情揍她

Why would I do that

我为什么要揍她

Because I'm willing to pay you

因为我愿意付钱给你

How much

多少钱

My life savings four dollars

我毕生积蓄 4美刀

That's a good start

这是个好开始

Now let's talk TV privileges

现在我们再来谈谈电视使用权

What do you want

你想怎么样

Complete control every afternoon for two months

接下来的两个月每天下午看什么都由我决定

That's when Professor Proton is on

《质子教授》就是在那个时段播出

I know Sucks for you

我知道你真惨

I'm on fire

我可牛逼了

Hello Brenda

你好啊布兰达

Oh hey Mary

你好玛丽

How many lanes you need

你要开几条道

Actually I'm here to talk to you

其实我是有话要跟你说

Seems that our kids are havin' a little problem

我们的孩子之间好像有点小问题

Yeah Herschel told me

对赫谢尔告诉我了

Oh good good

好那就好

So I was wondering what you're plannin' to do about it

我想知道你打算如何处理

'cause the situation doesn't seem to be gettin' any better

因为情况好像没有任何好转

Well if you haven't noticed

如果你还没注意到

I'm at work right now

我正工作呢

I see that

我看出来了

But you understand

但你知道

that your daughter's being abusive to my son

你女儿在欺负我儿子吧

Well maybe your son needs to grow a pair

或许你儿子需要长点胆子[蛋蛋]

And in due time he will

等时候到了他会的

But right now I expect you

但现在我请你

to teach your children how to behave

教好你孩子如何做人

Connie Tucker to the front desk please

康妮·塔克请到前台来

Connie Tucker

康妮·塔克

Why are you calling her

你干嘛呼叫她

You say my daughter's harassing your son

你说我女儿在骚扰你儿子

Well her daughter's harassing me

她女儿也在骚扰我

Hey Mary

玛丽

What are you doin' here

你怎么来了

Well I was hopin' to have a rational conversation about Shelly

我本来希望能理智地跟她谈谢利的事

but there's only one person being rational

但表现理智的人只有一个

Uh and it ain't you

而那人不是你

Could you excuse us for just a minute

我们先失陪一下

Do you understand that you are in the place

你知道你现在所处的地方

where I socialize three to four days a week

我每周都要在这社交三到四天吗

So you care more about bowling than your grandson

你觉得保龄球比你外孙还重要吗

Of course not I'm just saying

当然不是我只是说

maybe there's a better way to go about it

也许有更好的解决方法

Now I'm warnin' you Brenda is one mean

我提醒你布兰达可是个恶毒的...

I know you don't like bad language

我不知道你不喜欢脏话

but we are in a bowling alley one mean bitch

但我们正在保龄球馆... 恶毒的婊子

Well I can be mean too

我也可以很恶毒

Okay you listen to me

你给我听好了

You get your kid in line or I

你叫你孩子规矩点否则我...

What are you doing

你这是干什么

Get out of here

滚出去

This is my place of business

这里是我做生意的地方

And now I see where your daughter gets it

现在我知道你女儿是学了谁了

You know what

知道吗

I have been nothin' but nice

从你们一家搬进来那天起

to you and your family since the day y'all moved in

我一直都对你们礼貌有加

and I'm over it

但我不会再那样了

Watching you walk around all holier than thou

看着你自以为是地走来走去

like you're better than everyone else

觉得自己比其他人都优越

Well guess what

你猜怎么着

you're not

你才不是

I'm gonna pray for you

老娘会狠狠地为你祈祷

She says that to me all the time

她总对我那么说

I'm not even sure she does it

我都不知道她是否真会那么做

How'd it go

进行得怎么样

I don't want to talk about it

我不想说这事

Is that pine

那是松木消毒剂的味道吗

We're not talkin' about it

我们不说这个

And you get that

你去开门

Herschel

赫谢尔

Hey George

你好乔治

It has come to my attention

我最近刚知道一件事...

that your wife went to speak with my wife at her place of work

你老婆去我老婆工作的地方找她了

and uh She send you over here

-然后... -她派你来这的吗

Uh the the important thing is that I'm here to tell you

重点是我来这是要告诉你

that uh Mary's behavior was inappropriate

玛丽的行为很不恰当

You know it's interesting

挺有意思的

When I came to your house you were laughin'

我去你家时你笑脸相迎

and

现在

now you're all serious

你却板着一张脸

Why is that

为什么呢

What do you say we go talk about this

我们到更自在的地方谈

somewhere a little more comfortable

你说怎么样

Who's at the door

在门口的是谁

Make yourself at home

你请自便

Oh boy

老天

You hang out in here

你都在这消磨时间吗

Sure

是的

Once you get used to the smell

一旦习惯了这股味儿

it's not so bad

这里还不太糟

I coach a high school football team

我是高中橄榄球队教练

This smells like petunias

这里闻起来像牵牛花般清新

I like to

我喜欢...

take a break from the family and

暂时躲开家人

come out here and watch the games

到这里来看比赛

Your wife don't mind

你老婆不介意吗

She don't know

她不知道

She's scared to death of chickens

她怕死鸡了

Is that right Once I found out

-是吗 -我一知道

buildin' this coop was a no brainer

就立刻决定建这个鸡舍

You were gone so long

你去了好久

How did it go

进行得怎么样

Well

这个嘛

One lump or two

加一块糖还是两块

Two please

两块谢谢

Billy

比利呢

Why would I want lumpy tea

我为什么要喝甜的茶

Isn't he pretty

他多美啊对不对

Very pretty

美呆了

I feel pretty

我感觉自己很美

I handled it

我处理好了

Thank you so much

太谢谢你了

We're family It's what we do

我们是一家人应该的

Listen I'm sorry my wife went down to the bowling alley

真不好意思我老婆到保龄球馆去了

Please I'm sorry Brenda made me come to your door

拜托我才不好意思布兰达逼我去你家

I'm not

我倒不介意

This is the most fun I've had all week

这是我一星期以来最开心的一天了

I I feel bad about the whole thing with the kids

孩子们有矛盾我心里也不好过

Hey it happens

这常有的事

I know but Bobbi shouldn't be beatin' on Sheldon like that

我知道但芭比不应该那样欺负谢尔顿

It's not okay What's not okay

-那是不对的 -真正不对的

is Sheldon gettin' beat up by a little girl

是谢尔顿竟然被一个小女孩欺负

Well

这个嘛

Yeah

也对啦

Look I'll talk to Bobbi

我会跟芭比谈谈

I don't know if it'll help but I'll try

不知道会不会有帮助但我会尽力

Hey you're a good man

你是个好人

Yeah I I should be headin' back

我该回去了

All right well look come on by anytime

好的随时欢迎你来

Yeah

好

You know we should probably get our stories straight

我们最好先把故事编圆

before we talk to our respective

再跟我们各自的...

mates Sure

-伴侣说 -好

What do you want to say

你想说什么

How 'bout this

这个怎么样

We had words

我们发生争吵

it almost got ugly

场面差点变得难看

but we came to an understanding

但我们最终达成了共识

I like that Yeah

-我喜欢 -嗯

You want to take a swing at me

你想打我一拳吗

Make it look real

好看起来更真实

I have a freakishly high tolerance for pain

我忍痛能力高得离奇

No no But you're sweet for offering

不了但你的提议有心了

You have a good night You too pal

-晚安了 -晚安哥们

Herschel

赫谢尔

Where the hell are you

你特么在哪儿

I built a hidey hole under here

我在底下建了个藏身洞

but there's only room for one of us

但只够我们一个人躲进去

Where is that fat dumbass

那个蠢肥猪到哪儿去了

Believe it or not that means I'm gettin' lucky tonight

信不信由你但那表示我今晚有艳福了

Y'all have an odd relationship

你们的婚姻关系好奇葩

Love is a mysterious thing

爱是一件神秘的事

Herschel

赫谢尔

Existing in a world of predators isn't easy

在充满捕食者的世界生存不是易事

but we prey have developed several natural defenses

但我们猎物发展出了一些自然防御机制

to help us survive

帮自己活下来

There's playing dead

有装死

warning calls camouflage

警告的大叫伪装

and last but certainly not least

还有最后一点也很重要的

good old fashioned running away

传统老式的落荒而逃

A little screaming never hurts either

伴随着一点尖叫也无伤大雅