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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Behind every great scientist

在每个成功的科学家背后

there were often unsung helpers toiling away in the background

常常都有着协助他们的无名英雄

Presenting

为您呈现

When Alexander Graham Bell needed an assistant

当亚历山大·格雷厄姆·贝尔需要协助的时候

it was Thomas Augustus Watson

是托马斯·奥古斯都·沃森

who answered the call Get it

接起了这个使命的"召唤" 听懂哏了没

"The call "

"电话"

Madame Curie's daughter Irene

居里夫人的女儿伊雷娜

was also her lab assistant

也是一名实验助手

Irene was so dedicated she died of radiation poisoning

伊雷娜潜心工作最后甚至死于辐射中毒

Unlike her sister Eve who selfishly lived to 102

不像她妹妹艾芙自私自利活到102岁

Lastly Emile Roux was assistant to Louis Pasteur

最后埃米尔·鲁克斯也曾是路易·巴斯德的助手

When they worked on the rabies vaccine

当他们在一起研发狂犬病疫苗的时候

Roux kept a loaded gun in the lab

鲁克斯在实验室里备了一把上膛的枪

to shoot Pasteur in the head if he got infected

好在巴斯德不幸感染病毒发疯时一枪了结他

He never had to but it's fun to know he would have

虽然没有真需要开枪过但知道他会也是挺有趣

No Sheldon

不了谢尔顿

You can't be my lab assistant

你不能当我的实验助手

Maybe you weren't paying attention

可能你刚才没有仔细听

I'll start over

我重新给你说一遍

Behind every great scientist

在每个伟大的科学家背后

there was a dedicated as

都有一个潜心...

Lab assistants are usually upperclassmen

实验助手通常都是高年级生

I believe I've been at this university

我觉得我在这间大学待的时间

long enough to be considered

已经久到可以被算为高年级生了

You've been here two weeks

你才来了两周

Hey 16 days if you count orientation

加上新生入学日那就足足有16天了

Sheldon there's a waitlist of students

谢尔顿排队要抢那个位子的学生

who've applied for that position

可是有一大串呢

I just can't give you special treatment

我不能就这么给你特殊待遇

Not with that attitude

要想成你得改改态度

Tell you what I'll think about it

不然这样吧我再好好考虑一番

Should I come back or should I wait

那我是之后再回来还是在这等你想

Come back I'll wait

-之后再回来吧 -我在这等吧

I thought about it No

我想完了不要

You think Judge Wapner and Rusty the bailiff

你觉得剧里的法官跟法警

are friends in real life

现实生活中是朋友吗

Yeah

肯定是

You can't fake that kind of chemistry

他们那种默契肯定不是靠演的

I'm flying

我飞起来啦

There you are Where have you been

你在这里啊你之前都上哪去了

We've been waiting for you What is this

-我们等你好久了 -这是什么鬼

That's the exercise guy Meemaw likes

是姥姥喜欢看的那个健身男

Sweatin' to the Oldies 2

《老人飙汗》第二集

I can't believe anyone pays money to watch old people sweat

真不敢相信有人愿意付钱看老人流汗

40 bucks

40块吗

They sold over a million of those

他们居然卖掉超过百万份了吗

At 40 bucks a pop

居然要40块一份吗

Do you know how much money that must be

你知道那样是多少钱吗

I'm not a calculator

我又不是计算机

40 X 1000000

40 times... one million.

That's 40 million

那是4千万啊

And then he said he wouldn't give me special treatment

然后他说他不愿意给我特别待遇

I think what he said is everybody should be treated equally

我想他的意思是他应该一视同仁

I'm sorry is this Russia

抱歉我们这里是苏联吗

Should we get in line for bread

我们要不要去排队领面包啊

It's his lab Sheldon He can do what he wants

谢尔顿人家的实验室人家说了算

I've got it

我知道了

Dr Linkletter likes you

林克莱特博士喜欢你

You go on a date with him and when he tries to kiss you

你跟他去约会趁他想要亲你的时候

say you'll do it but only if he gives me the job

提出他如果愿意给我名额就同意亲他

I'm gonna ask you to think hard about what you just said

年轻人你再重新想想你刚才说了什么鬼话

What I want something he wants something

怎么我有目的他也有目的

seems like a win win

最后我们双赢啊

Not for me

但老娘没赢到啊

You get a free dinner

你免费蹭到了一顿晚餐啊

Make him take you someplace nice

让他带你去高档的好地方

Ooh maybe Sizzler Sheldon

-要不去时时乐自助餐吧 -谢尔顿

What are you doing

你在做什么

Gonna make an exercise video

我要来拍健身录像

Why

为什么

If Richard Simmons could make 40 million bucks

如果理查德·西蒙斯都能赚到4千万

think how much I could make with my face

你想想我这脸蛋能赚到多少钱

What's your face got to do with it

你的脸蛋跟这事有什么关系

What do you mean I'm gorgeous ask anybody

什么意思我很帅好吗你出去打听打听

Since my meemaw was being stingy with her love

由于我姥姥要当个爱情小气鬼

I had to find another way

我只好另寻他路

to change Dr Linkletter's mind

来改变林克莱特博士的想法

I decided to treat this like a science experiment

我决定把这件事当成一个科学实验

test various methods of persuasion

测试多种不同的说服方式

to determine which was the most effective

来判定哪一种效果最为拔群

Dr Linkletter I was talking to the other physics professors

林克莱特博士我刚才在跟其他几个物理教授聊天

and they think you having an 11 year old lab assistant

他们都觉得如果你有一个11岁的实验助手

would be neat No

-绝对会很赞 -不要

Don't you want your peers to think you're cool

你难道不希望你的同事觉得你很酷吗

No I would

-不想 -我就会想

不了

Dr Linkletter

林克莱特博士

What

干嘛

If you look in your drawer

如果你看看你的抽屉里

you'll find a little something

你会发现好东西

I hope you like peanut butter cookies

希望你会喜欢花生酱饼干

This isn't going to change my mind

这也不会令我改变主意

You sure Yes

-你确定吗 -确定

Then give them back they're my favorite

那你还我这可是我最爱的饼干

Say yes

答应吧

No Yes

-不要 -你要

No Yes

-不要 -你要

No HIja

-不要 -赫拉和

What

什么

That's "Yes" in Klingon

那是克林贡语的"好"

How do you say "No" in Klingon

那克林贡语的"不好"怎么说

Qo'

"扣"

Qo'

"扣"

I overheard some of your other candidates

我听到你的其他候选人

talking about marijuana

在聊大麻的事情

I don't care

我不在乎

Well you should

你应该在意啊

I think they plan on smoking it

他们好像在计划抽两管

You know what What

-你知道吗 -知道什么

I was just admiring your posture

我在赞叹你的体态

You're not all hunched over like most people your age

你不像你的同龄人那般弯腰驼背

So most people think you need expensive machines to work out

很多人觉得自己要有昂贵的器材才能健身

but I just use free weights

但我都是举免费的铁

To be clear they ain't free You got to buy them

我澄清一下不是真的免费还是得先买回家

Are you watching yourself work out

你在看自己健身吗

I made an exercise video

我录了一卷健身录像带

Why

为什么

To sell

来卖啊

That's very important

这点很重要

Next we're gonna do curls

接下来我们得做弯举动作

'Cause like I always say

就像我的那句名言

curls get the girls

"弯举做得好泡妞没烦恼"

Oh Lord What

-我的老天啊 -怎么了

People like it when things rhyme

大家就喜欢押韵的标语好吗

Hello

哪位

Can I be your lab assistant

我能当你的实验助手吗

What time is it

现在几点

That's not a no

你没有拒绝

If I say yes will you please stop hounding me

如果我答应你你可以别烦我了吗

Absolutely Fine

-当然 -行

You win Good night

你赢了晚安

Just out of scientific curiosity

请满足一下我科学上的好奇心

were you persuaded by the disorienting nature

我是靠着趁你迷迷糊糊晕头转向时

of this late night phone call

打来的这通深夜电话

or by the cumulative weight of my relentlessness

还是靠着我死缠烂打堆积的精神压力说服了你

That one

后者

I learned an important lesson that night

那天晚上我学到了十分宝贵的一课

When you want something

如果你想要某一个事物

relentlessly annoying is your road to victory

当个死缠烂打的烦人精是获胜的不二法门

How may I assist you today Follow me

-今天我有何能替你效劳呢 -跟我来

Should I look over your notes

要看过一遍你的笔记吗

Would you like me to double check your math

还是要我检查一下你的运算过程

See these bolts

看到这些螺丝了吗

Scrub the grease off

把上面的油脂刷掉

But there's hundreds of them Yes

-这里有几百个螺丝耶 -没错

That's where you come in

所以才要你来做啊

Surely there's a better use of my intellect Son

-一定有更能发挥我聪明才智的地方吧 -崽啊

we're building a solar neutrino detector

我们要搭建一个太阳中微子探测器

If you don't want the job there's the door

如果你不想做这工作门就在那里

No I want it

我愿意

Good man

好小伙

Although that door does look tempting

不过那扇门现在看起来好诱人啊

So I could really use your help

我真的很需要您的帮忙

making it look more professional

来让这影片看起来更专业

Like adding a little you know

就是加入一点... 你懂吧

I think the word you're looking for is "Pizazz "

我想你要说的词是"魅力"

Exactly So you'll do it

没错那你愿意帮忙吗

Well I'm flattered that you would ask

你会想到来请我帮忙我很高兴

but exercise videos

可是健身录像嘛...

That's not really what I do

不是我的领域

But I've seen you on TV

可是我看过你拍电视广告啊

I'm soft and firm in all the right places

我浑身上下软硬适中

You've been in plays

你也拍过舞台剧

It's all right Molly

没事了茉莉

Annie's here

安妮来了

Don't forget my modeling work

别忘了我也当过平面模特

But I have a reputation

但我也是有名声的人

When people hear the name Gene Lundy

当人们听到吉恩·伦迪这名字

they expect quality

他们会期待有档次

They expect showmanship

有表现力

They expect me to get paid

也会期待我能获得酬劳

Oh I'm gonna pay you

我会付你钱啊

Let's make an exercise video

那开始合作拍健身录像吧

While not the lab work I hoped to be doing

虽然不是我期待中的实验室工作

it did feel good to be part of an actual experiment

但能参与真正实验中的一部分还是很棒的

A tedious menial part

非常微不足道的一部分

that could be performed by a monkey

连一只猴子都能做的部分

Or worse an engineer

不对是连工程师都能做

Here you go

给

473 grease free bolts

473个无油脂螺丝

Excellent Now what

-太棒啦 -现在呢

How about I help you design

不如让我来帮忙你设计

an even better solar neutrino detector

一个更好的太阳中微子探测器吧

Actually what I need you to do is

其实我接下来需要你帮忙的事情是

take this grease and put it on these bolts

把这罐油抹到这些螺丝上

But I just took the grease off the bolts

但我刚刚才把油给刷掉啊

That was the wrong grease

之前那种不对所以让你刷掉

This is the right grease Have at it

这种油脂才是正确的抹个愉快

If this is some kind of test to get me to quit

如果你是故意在刁难我好让我退出

it's not going to work

这招是不会有效的

I don't know what you were expecting

我不知道你本来有什么期待

but this is a menial job

但这工作本来就很琐碎

After this I need you to sort a crate of resistors

抹完之后我还要你去给电阻器分类

strip a case of wire and then sweep up

再去剥一箱线路完了再扫地

Then I quit

那我退出

Now I like the idea of an exercise video

我很喜欢你拍健身录像这点子

I'm just not sure that weight lifting is the way to go

但我不确定举铁是不是最佳的呈现方式

Why not

哪里不好

It's low energy You know

很没有活力啊你懂吧

We don't want a one man show

我们不想拍独角戏

We want Starlight Express

是要《星光列车》

I don't know what that is

我不知道那是什么

You'd love it Andrew Lloyd Webber

你会喜欢的是安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯的作品

people on roller skates

大家溜着旱冰鞋

That's a thought Skater cise

这主意不错溜冰健身

Do you do you skate

你... 你溜冰吗

不啊

Too bad

真不巧

You sure I can't just lift weights

你确定我不能举举铁就完事吗

Aerobics is the way to go

有氧健美操才是最棒的选择

It's got music It's got energy

有音乐又有活力

It's got what

还有什么呢

Pizazz Bingo

-魅力吗 -正解

Now hear me out

你听我说说

We surround you with a bunch of dancing girls

让几个热舞女孩包围着你

No even better

不再更进一步

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

找达拉斯牛仔队的拉拉队员

If that's what "pizazz" means I like it

如果"魅力"就是这个意思哥喜欢

Of course to do this right

当然了想做到位

we are gonna need some financing

我们需要资金

What does your father do for a living

你父亲是做什么工作的

He's a coach here at the school

他在本校担任教练

Oof

没戏了

I know somebody who's got money

我知道谁有钱

What do you two want

你俩想干嘛

What we want is to make you rich

我们想带你发财

Oh God

老天

What do you mean you quit It was beneath me

-你辞职了是什么意思 -干这个有失我身份

You need to learn there's nothing wrong with a little hard work

你得认识到辛苦工作没什么不好的

Hard work is calculating neutrino properties

计算中微子性质精确到百分之一

to one percent accuracy

才叫辛苦工作

Anyone can wash bolts

洗螺丝谁都会啊

You begged him for that job

是你求他给你那份工作的

I assumed he'd realize the value of my intellect

我以为他会认识到我过人智商的价值

and put it to good use

好好利用一番

Hang on

等一下

You made a commitment

你做出过承诺的

When you say you're gonna do something you do it

自己说过要做的事就得贯彻到底

Well he could find someone else

他可以找别人

Doesn't matter

那不重要

This is about you being a man of your word

重点在于你身为男人必须言而有信

I wanted to point out that I couldn't be a man of my word

我本来想指出我不是男人又怎么言而有信

since I hadn't hit puberty but he seemed pretty grouchy

我都还没步入青春期但看他表情还是算了吧

You know how you love

你不是很喜欢

those Richard Simmons tapes

那些理查德·西蒙斯健身录像带吗

Yeah Well what if I told you

-是啊 -如果我告诉你

we have the next big thing in home fitness videos

我们手上有下一个爆红家庭健身录像呢

Mm And what kind of thing would that be

是什么内容的

"Cowboy aerobics "

"牛仔健美操"

Yee haw

呀呼

It's like um

差不多是

Sweatin' to the Oldies with a little bit of Southern swagger

《老人飙汗》再加点南方风味

Cool huh

很酷对吧

So are y'all just trying to sell me an aerobics tape

所以你们是想给我推销一部健美操录像吗

不是

No not at all

不是那么回事

We want you to give us money to make them

我们是想让你白给我们钱拍一部

"Invest " He he means invest

"投资" 他是指投资啦

And who would be uh starring in this video

那这录像由谁主演呢

在下

That's ridiculous

真是天大的笑话

And Richard Simmons ain't ridiculous

理查德·西蒙斯就不可笑吗

Well now the young man does have a point

这年轻人说的倒是有理有据

Yeah maybe on his head

我看他是脑子有洞

Look you're not getting my money

听着老娘是不会给你们钱的

Well you are passing a a once in a lifetime opportunity

你这是放弃掉一生难求的好机会啊

And how much lifetime do you have left

你想想你这辈子还能活多久

That's not helping

这话是帮倒忙

没门

All right fair enough

好吧行

Thank you for hearing us out

谢谢你听我们说完

If you have a change of heart you let us know

如果你改变主意了就告诉我们

Screw that

老子不服

My whole life

从我记事开始

I've seen you bet on football games

我见过你无数次赌橄榄球赛

throw away all kinds of money at the track

把钱扔进赛马场这个无底洞

If you want to gamble on something

如果你想打赌碰运气

why can't it be on your own grandson

为什么不能押在你外孙身上呢

How much money you need

你们需要多少钱

Well now um

这个嘛

how much money did you bet on football last year

你去年花了多少钱赌橄榄球

Well you're not getting that much

你们别想拿到那么多

Hello

喂

Dr Linkletter

林克莱特博士

Sheldon Cooper

我是谢尔顿·库珀

I'm calling to apologize I shouldn't have quit

我打来向你道歉我不该辞职的

I made a commitment and I need to see it through

我做出过承诺我得坚持到底

I appreciate that but there's no need

谢谢你但没这必要

There is It's important to me as well as my father

有必要这对我和我父亲都很重要

Fine Excellent

-那好吧 -很好

Don't worry I won't overstep my bounds

别担心我不会越界的

I give you my word as a Texan

我以德州人身份向你保证

Great And a man

-很好 -还有男人身份

Very good Well a future man

-好极了 -好吧是未来的男人

At present my hormones and body hair aren't exactly

目前我的荷尔蒙和体毛还未完全达到

what you'd call Good night

-所谓的... -晚安

The next day I returned to my role

第二天我精神抖擞地

as lab assistant with renewed vigor

回归到实验助手角色

Bolts were greased

螺丝上过油了

wires were stripped

电线外皮被剥掉了

floors were swept all with a smile

地也扫干净了我全程面带微笑

It was a forced smile

虽说是强挤出的笑

but you'd never know

但你绝对看不出来

I must say Sheldon I'm impressed

我必须说谢尔顿你让我刮目相看

I gave you my word and I'm standing by it

我答应过你的我就会守信

Well I know it's not glamorous

我知道这工作没什么吸引力

but all scientists pay their dues

但所有科学家都吃过苦

And I'm happy to do it

我很乐意吃苦

Good man I understand my role here

-好小伙 -我很清楚自己在这的身份

In fact I noticed a flaw in your reaction rates

事实上我注意到你的反应速率有错误

but I kept it to myself because I know my place

但我绝口不提因为我懂得守本分

You really think there's a flaw Oh yes

-你真认为有错 -是啊

What is it

是什么错

I appreciate you testing me

感谢你测试我

but I'm not going to crack

但我不会屈服的

I'm not testing you

我没在测试你

Nice try

演技挺好

So when are we gonna shoot this thing

我们什么时候开始拍这个

Slow down now

别着急啊

We've got to plan out

我们得好好计划

You know costumes choreography music

服装啊编舞啊音乐啊

Let's start with the set

先从布景开始

Now I was thinking

我在考虑

an Oklahoma theme

做成音乐剧《俄克拉荷马》主题

Hay bales saloon door

干草捆酒吧门

maybe a surrey with a fringe on top

也许再来辆顶上带流苏的四轮马车

A what with a what

什么鬼东西

Oh you know

就是那首

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry

小鸡小鸭小鹅快让路

When I take you out in my surrey

我驾驶四轮马车带你出游

When I take you out in my surrey with the fringe

我驾驶顶上带流苏的四轮马车带你出游

Okay forget Oklahoma

好吧忘了《俄克拉荷马》

Done

已忘

In an effort to find out the mistake in his experimental design

为了找出他实验设计中的错误

Dr Linkletter performed his own experiment on me

林克莱特博士在我身上进行了实验

You know Sheldon I don't even care if you tell me the error

谢尔顿我根本不在乎你告不告诉我错在哪了

In fact I'd rather you keep it to yourself

事实上我宁可你不说出来

All right

好啊

Yeah

行吧

I got you a little something for all your hard work

我准备了一份小礼物感谢你的辛苦付出

It's about a little boy who doesn't let being dead

这本书讲的是一个小男孩不让死亡

stop him from having fun

阻止他找乐子

Thanks

谢了

Now that I've given you something

我送你礼物了

perhaps you want to reciprocate

或许你想回送我什么以示答谢

Sure You can have this I don't want it

好啊这个给你我不想要

Hello

喂

Uh may I speak with Sheldon

我想找谢尔顿

It's the middle of the night Who the hell is this

三更半夜的你谁啊

Uh wrong number

打错了

All right

好了

Let's try it again

再来一遍

Last night

昨晚...

I'm sorry are are we galloping or are we doing double Dutch

抱歉你是在骑马飞驰还是跳绳

You got to get your hips into it All right

你得把胯扭起来知道吗

Yeah you get your rope you get your hip

举起绳子摆起小胯

We can gallop up we can gallop back

我们可以往前冲也可以往后退

We're lassoing and galloping

我们骑着马儿挥舞着套索

around the corral

在畜栏里飞驰

Excuse me

打扰一下

We need to talk

我们得谈谈

Can it wait

你能等会吗

I'm trying to turn your grandson here

我正在把你外孙调教成

into the Richard Simmons of the Wild West

狂野西部的理查德·西蒙斯

No it can't I took a look at this contract you sent over

等不了我看了一下你发来的合同

Oh well that's just boilerplate legalese

那就是些样板法律术语

I wouldn't even read that

我连看都懒得看

Too late I couldn't help but notice

太迟了我不禁注意到

you're taking 80% of the profits

80%的利润归你

80%

Eighty percent?

Well in case no one has noticed

以防没人注意到

I'm doing most of the work here

大部分工作都是我干的

But it was all my idea

但这全是我的创意

Your idea was lifting weights in some dingy garage

你的创意不过是在昏暗车库里举重物

Cowboy aerobics was hatched in this egg right here

牛仔健美操是在哥这颗大脑鸡蛋里孵化出来的

But it's my face

但露脸的是我啊

And my money

花的是老娘的钱

And my apologies

我道歉

but 20% is all you're getting

但你只能分到20%

Unbelievable

难以置信

Excuse me

不好意思

I've done all the choreography

所有舞蹈都是我编排的

I designed the sets

布景也是我设计的

I I made the costumes by hand

连服装都是我手工制作的

You think you can find sequined chaps in a mall

你以为商场里有卖亮片皮套裤吗

No you cannot

才没有

And they give you quite the look when you ask

而且问店员的话还会被当变态看待

Come on let's get out of here

我们走吧

Oh fine go ahead

好啊走就走

And we're gonna make our own exercise video without you

我们会自己制作一个健身录像不带你

No we're not

并不会

No we're not

并不会

And they call me dramatic

他们还说我是戏精呢

The next day Dr Linkletter ran his experiment

第二天林克莱特博士做了实验

I'm proud to say I never broke my word

我能自豪地说我始终没食言

and he eventually figured out the problem

他最后还是明白问题出在哪了

Fire

着火了

Fire

着火了

Fire

着火了

Was it too much oxygen in the reagents

试剂里是不是含太多氧了

See You didn't need my help after all

瞧你根本不需要我帮忙

Mr Lundy was undeterred

伦迪先生并没有气馁

He sought out new investors and new talent

他寻找新投资者和新人才

to bring cowboy aerobics to life

意图让牛仔健美操问世

You've got the look

你外表够英俊了

You've got the physique

体格也够健壮

If if we could secure a star of your caliber

如果我们能找到你这种水准的主角

it would really put us on the map

定能一举成名

I do look good in a cowboy hat

我戴牛仔帽的确很帅气

You look good in everything

你穿什么都好看

Come on Mr Hasselhoff

拜托啦哈塞尔霍夫先生

Call me The Hoff

叫我阿霍就好

Okay The Hoff

好的阿霍

So what do you say

那么你意下如何

Well I've conquered television music

我已经征服了电视界和音乐界

I don't see why I couldn't add exercise videos to my empire

将健身录像也收归我事业帝国中有何不可

So you'll do it

这么说你愿意加入了

You got The Hoff

阿霍任你差遣

Hot damn I got The Hoff

我去阿霍任我差遣

By by any chance

你会不会

do you know what size chaps you wear

碰巧知道你穿什么尺码的皮套裤

Oh I got my own

我自己就有

Of course you do

当然了

All right buckaroos it's time for cowboy aerobics with

好了牛仔们该和他一起跳健美操啦

David Hasselhoff David Hasselhoff

-大卫·哈塞尔霍夫 -大卫·哈塞尔霍夫

Who's ready to rustle up some muscles

谁准备好锻炼肌肉了

Let's saddle up and ride

备好马我们甩鞭飞驰吧

Thanks to The Hoff

多亏了阿霍

the video was a smashing success

那录像大获成功

Who wants a beach body like the ones on Baywatch

谁想要《海滩游侠》里那种横陈沙滩的健美身材

Which I'm also in Check your local listings

我也出演了这电影查查你们当地的上映信息

Unfortunately

只可惜

Mr Lundy put all his profits

伦迪先生把他全部利润

into a musical about his life entitled

都投进了一部关于他生平的音乐剧标题是

Live Laugh Lundy

《生活大笑伦迪》

He is poor to this day

他到今天都还是穷光蛋