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Nobody
else
is
stronger
than
I
am
世上没人比我强壮
Yesterday
I
moved
a
mountain
昨天我移了一座山
I
bet
I
could
be
your
hero
我相信我能当你的英雄
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
I
am
a
mighty
little
man
我是个了不起的小家伙
Previously
on
Young
Sheldon
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Checkmate
You
lose
将军 你输了
5
730
year
half
life
of
carbon
14
碳14的5730年的半衰期
is
used
as
a
geochronometer
被人们用来当做地质时标
Anything
else
you'd
like
to
add
你有什么想补充的吗
I
read
this
magazine
我读了这本杂志
Why
won't
you
compete
with
me
你为什么不跟我竞争
Because
it's
fun
watching
you
get
upset
因为看你不爽生气很好玩啊
What's
fun
about
it
那有什么好玩的
Everything
每一秒都是好戏
I've
never
been
good
at
sharing
我从来都不是善于分享的人
I
had
to
share
a
womb
但我得分享子宫
A
bedroom
卧室
Even
my
train
room
had
Georgie's
sweaty
weight
bench
in
it
连我的火车房都得跟小乔治的推举椅分享
Come
on
George
One
more
小乔治 加油 再一下
Feel
the
burn
big
boy
感受肌肉的燃烧吧 猛男
Feel
the
burn
感受它在燃烧
But
when
it
came
to
academics
the
spotlight
was
all
mine
但说到学术 聚光灯只属于我一个人
Sheldon
having
you
here
has
been
a
real
boon
to
this
university
谢尔顿 你的加入令本大学蓬荜生辉
I
did
love
basking
in
its
glow
我好爱沐浴在焦点之中
So
we
could
really
use
your
help
所以我们真的很需要你的帮助
in
raising
the
school's
profile
even
higher
来让学校的名气更上一层楼
Of
course
My
intellect
is
at
your
service
没问题 我的智慧愿为您效劳
Excellent
太棒了
There
is
another
young
physics
prodigy
我们希望你帮忙我们
we
want
you
to
help
us
recruit
招揽另一位物理天才进来
Her
name
is
Paige
Swanson
她的名字叫佩吉·斯旺森
Why
would
you
want
Paige
to
come
here
你为什么会想要佩吉来我们学校呢
You
know
her
你认识她吗
Oh
I
know
her
我可太认识她了
Ah
Wonderful
太棒了
Just
tell
her
how
much
you
love
the
school
就拜托你告诉她你有多喜欢我们学校
and
convince
her
to
enroll
然后说服她也来我们这里读书
But
you
don't
need
another
child
prodigy
但你不需要再有一位神童了吧
You've
already
got
me
你已经有我啦
And
you
have
been
so
great
你的表现真的是超棒
Just
imagine
what
it'd
be
like
having
two
of
you
想象一下如果能有两个你该有多好
Well
why
would
you
want
two
of
me
你为什么会想要两个我呢
I
mean
I've
heard
even
one
of
me
is
a
lot
to
handle
光是有一个我 就已经是人称鬼见愁了啊
Well
you're
not
afraid
of
a
little
competition
are
you
你不会是害怕有一点小竞争吧
From
Paige
Hardly
跟佩吉吗 没什么好怕的
But
I
should
warn
you
she
can
be
very
difficult
但我得先警告你 她非常难伺候
Well
luckily
I've
had
some
practice
with
that
lately
幸好我近期得到了不少训练
And
how
do
you
handle
it
你都怎么应对的呢
Usually
I
uh
play
to
their
egos
通常我会满足他们的骄傲与自大
You
know
make
them
feel
like
the
smartest
person
in
the
room
令他们觉得自己是全场最聪明的人
And
they
fall
for
that
什么人会中这种招数啊
Well
这个嘛...
not
everyone's
as
smart
as
you
Sheldon
毕竟不是人人都跟你一样聪明绝顶嘛 谢尔顿
Okay
have
a
great
day
Love
you
好啦 祝你一天顺顺利利 爱你
Love
you
too
我也爱你
What
are
you
doing
你在干什么
I
learned
it
in
baseball
我打棒球学到的这招
When
you
don't
want
the
other
team
to
see
what
you're
saying
当你不想要敌队读你唇时可以用
It's
okay
to
love
your
mom
爱自己的妈妈很合情合理吧
At
home
Here
you
get
the
hand
在家爱合理 在校不鸟你
Hey
Mary
玛丽
Oh
Brenda
布兰达
Love
the
haircut
新发型好好看啊
Thank
you
谢谢
I
was
always
afraid
to
go
short
我一直很怕剪短头发
but
I
figured
I
already
lost
a
husband
但我想 反正老公都跑了
What's
a
few
inches
off
the
top
剪短几寸头发又能如何
Well
you
look
like
a
new
person
你看起来简直焕然一新呢
I
feel
like
a
new
person
我也感到重获新生
I
just
needed
to
do
something
for
me
我就想好好宝贝自己一下
It
was
either
this
or
get
a
tattoo
on
my
thigh
所以要么剪头要么就是大腿上刺青了
I
think
you
made
the
right
choice
我想你做了正确的选择
Well
I
guess
大概吧
I
mean
who's
seeing
me
naked
these
days
反正现在还有谁会看我裸体呢
Well
I
wouldn't
know
这我就不知道了
Hey
Mary
What
are
you
doing
here
玛丽 你怎么来啦
I
don't
know
I
was
just
out
running
errands
没有啦 刚才在外面办事情
and
thought
maybe
I'd
make
an
appointment
就想着顺道过来跟你预约个时间
Well
chair's
free
now
Come
on
have
a
seat
现在就有空 玛丽 你坐啊
O
okay
好吧
Okay
What
can
I
do
for
you
好啦 你想我给你怎么剪
Well
I
guess
I'm
just
looking
for
a
change
我就是想要做一点改变吧
Uh
oh
糟糕
What's
"Uh
oh"
"糟糕"是什么意思
Nothing
it's
just
when
the
women
come
in
looking
for
a
change
没什么啦 只是通常女人走进来说想做改变
it's
usually
relationship
trouble
通常都是感情出了问题
Well
not
me
I'm
fine
我才没有 我没问题
Okay
but
I
got
a
perm
and
a
divorce
in
the
same
week
行 不过我当年烫头跟离婚发生在同一周
and
I
only
regret
one
of
them
而我只对其中一件事有后悔
Maybe
this
is
a
bad
idea
I
should
come
back
或许这是个坏主意 我之后再来吧
No
no
no
no
Come
on
you're
already
here
别别别 坐啦 你人都来了
Either
way
there's
nothing
wrong
in
a
little
change
无论如何 做点小改变是没有什么错的
Okay
Uh
好吧
What
do
you
think
I
should
do
那你觉得我该怎么改变呢
Well
when
you
look
at
yourself
in
the
mirror
当你看向镜中的自己时
who
do
you
see
你看到了谁
I
see
a
mom
and
a
wife
我看到了一个母亲... 与妻子
Okay
that's
the
hair
you
already
got
这就是你现在的发型
Who
do
you
want
to
see
那你想看到谁呢
Oh
um
这个嘛
Maybe
we
start
with
the
nails
或许我们先从做指甲开始吧
That's
a
great
idea
Yeah
这主意真是太好了
So
now
I'm
supposed
to
talk
Paige
into
coming
to
my
school
所以现在我得负责说服佩吉来我们学校
Maybe
it'll
be
nice
to
have
somebody
或许能有个跟你同龄的孩子
your
own
age
to
hang
out
with
一起玩也不错啊
Sure
so
the
next
time
someone
says
对对对 这样以后人家说
"Hey
look
what
the
kid
genius
did
"
people
will
say
"哇 快看那个神童做了什么" 他们会说
"Which
one
There's
so
many
"
"哪个神童啊 有好多个"
I
thought
you
and
that
little
girl
were
friends
我还以为你跟那个小姑娘是朋友呢
Missy's
her
friend
I'm
her
rival
米希是她的朋友 我是她的仇敌
Well
I
think
you're
getting
worked
up
about
nothing
我觉得你很可能在杞人忧天
Maybe
she
won't
even
decide
to
come
to
this
school
她可能都对来你们学校没兴趣
Oh
I
see
where
you're
going
我懂你在暗示什么了
I
should
convince
her
it's
a
terrible
school
我应该告诉她这是一所烂学校
That's
brilliant
这招太妙了
That's
not
where
I
was
going
我完全没要教你这种招数
Too
late
I'm
already
there
太晚了 我已无师自通
What
are
you
doing
你在做什么
Look
at
me
and
tell
me
what
you
see
你看看我 你觉得你看到了谁
What
什么
Did
you
get
a
haircut
Looks
great
你是不是剪头发了 很好看
No
I
didn't
get
a
haircut
没 我没剪头发
'Cause
you
don't
need
one
Looking
good
babe
因为你不用剪就很美了 宝贝
Lord
我的天啊
Just
tell
me
what
you
see
when
you
look
at
me
你就说当你看着我时你看到了谁
I
don't
know
what's
going
on
but
this
feels
like
a
trap
我不知道怎么了 但感觉这是陷阱题
I
went
to
the
salon
to
get
a
haircut
我今天去发廊想剪个头发
Knew
it
looking
foxy
我就知道 风姿绰约
But
I
didn't
get
one
because
I
don't
know
what
I
want
但我没剪 因为我不知道我想剪成什么样
You
know
who's
got
good
hair
Charlene
Tilton
你知道谁的发型好看吗 夏琳·蒂尔顿
Who
谁啊
That
little
blonde
one
on
Dallas
电视剧《达拉斯》里的那个金发妞
People
make
a
fuss
over
Victoria
Principal
大家都被维多利亚·普林西帕尔迷住了
but
Charlene
Tilton
但夏琳·蒂尔顿...
You're
not
helping
me
George
乔治 你这些话一点帮助都没有
I
knew
this
was
a
trap
我就知道有陷阱
I
must
tell
you
that
Sheldon
was
very
excited
我必须得说 当谢尔顿听说你们
to
hear
that
you
might
be
joining
us
有可能会来时 真的十分兴奋
Well
isn't
he
sweet
他可真是可爱
He's
a
peach
人美心善谢尔顿
All
right
I'm
here
Hello
hello
好啦 我到了 你好啊 你好啊
Hello
你好
Hi
Sheldon
I'm
so
excited
for
you
你好啊 谢尔顿 今天好兴奋
to
show
me
around
campus
today
能有你带我四处参观校园呢
The
only
reason
I'm
doing
it
is
because
我答应这件事的唯一原因是...
He's
excited
to
do
it
I'm
excited
he's
doing
it
因为他十分期待做这件事 并感到十分兴奋
Are
you
excited
Sure
-你兴奋吗 -当然
Everyone's
excited
Yay
大家都很兴奋 太棒啦
Come
on
let's
go
来吧 跟我走
You
and
me
together
again
我们两个又聚在一起啦
It
just
feels
right
doesn't
it
感觉太对了 你说是吧
There's
the
cafeteria
那边是食堂
If
you
like
tuna
salad
with
hair
in
it
喜欢含有头发的金枪鱼沙拉就来这里
Over
there
is
the
quad
It's
a
nice
place
to
relax
那边是中庭 可以放松的好地方
if
you
like
getting
hit
in
the
head
with
Frisbees
喜欢被飞盘砸头就绝对别错过
I
know
what
you're
doing
No
you
don't
-我知道你在干嘛 -不 你不知道
You
have
nothing
to
worry
about
你就放一百个心吧
I
don't
want
to
come
to
this
school
我对来这所学校完全没兴趣
I'm
just
looking
at
it
to
make
my
mom
happy
我会来参观是为了满足我妈
since
it's
close
to
home
毕竟这所离家近
Well
that's
wonderful
news
那可真是太好了
Besides
I've
got
offers
from
way
better
universities
而且有比这里强多了的大学要我去
What
do
you
mean
What's
wrong
with
this
school
什么意思 这所学校哪里不好了
It's
fine
It's
just
nowhere
near
as
good
是没什么不好 但也很难比得上
as
Harvard
or
Columbia
哈佛大学或哥伦比亚大学
It
is
too
一样好好吗
If
you
like
a
substandard
science
department
只有在你喜欢二流的科学系
and
hair
in
your
tuna
以及有头发的沙拉这个前提下
Paige
had
made
me
look
at
East
Texas
Tech
in
a
whole
new
light
佩吉让我对东德州理工有了全新的视角
Of
course
真不意外
She
said
she
doesn't
even
want
to
come
to
this
university
她说她压根就不想来这所大学
Well
I
hope
you
convinced
her
otherwise
那我希望你成功说服她来了
She
said
she'd
rather
go
to
Harvard
or
Columbia
她说她更想去哈佛或哥大
T
Those
are
all
perfectly
fine
schools
那些也都是很可以的大学啦
but
we
have
a
lot
to
offer
here
too
但是我们这里也有很多优点啊
I
told
her
that
but
she
said
I
was
settling
我也这么告诉她 但她说我将就了
because
I
want
to
live
close
to
my
mommy
纯粹是因为想离妈咪近才来这里读
Well
that's
ridiculous
一派胡言
That's
why
I
came
here
to
tell
on
her
所以我才来跟你告状啊
Well
the
important
thing
is
you're
here
and
you're
happy
重点是你来了我们学校 而且很开心
I
thought
I
was
but
why
does
Paige
我本来也这么以为 但为什么
get
to
go
to
a
better
school
than
me
佩吉可以去比我更好的学校呢
Hey
I
know
what'll
solve
your
problem
我知道怎么解决你的问题
Convince
Paige
to
come
here
说服佩吉来这里读就行了
Yeah
Wait
没错 等等...
Sometimes
I
think
George
doesn't
even
see
me
有时候我觉得乔治眼里根本没有我
And
it's
not
just
him
而且不光是他
My
daughter's
embarrassed
of
me
我女儿也羞于在人前爱我
my
boys
think
all
I'm
good
for
is
food
and
clean
clothes
我的儿子们觉得我只是厨子与洗衣机
You
start
feeling
like
a
ghost
right
开始感觉自己像透明的鬼魂了吧
Yes
没错
I
get
it
I'm
a
mom
我懂 我也是个母亲
So
did
that
feeling
ever
go
away
所以这种感觉会有散去的一天吗
Yeah
会啊
I
realized
I
was
doing
everything
for
everyone
else
我意识到我所做的一切都是在为别人而做
and
I
didn't
have
anything
left
for
me
并没有保留任何一点给自己
So
here
we
are
所以有了这家店
When
I
was
younger
I
used
to
love
making
my
own
clothes
当我还年轻的时候 我好喜欢给自己做衣服
Mm
hmm
I
always
thought
I'd
do
something
with
that
我一直以为以后会往这方面发展
Maybe
I
should
get
back
to
it
或许我该回到这条路
You
definitely
should
绝对应该啊
Okay
好的
Okay
So
what
are
we
thinking
好啦 所以我们要来弄个什么发型
Actually
I
don't
think
I
need
a
haircut
anymore
其实呢 我觉得我不需要换新发型了
Thank
you
so
much
真是太谢谢你啦
Oh
my
pleasure
不客气呀
I
got
to
start
charging
by
the
hour
我得开始按钟点收费了
What
are
you
doing
你在干嘛
I'm
sewing
缝纫啊
Why
为什么
Because
it's
a
thing
I
like
to
do
因为我喜欢做这事
I
ain't
never
seen
you
sew
我从来没见过你缝纫啊
Well
you're
seeing
it
now
现在就见到啦
What
you
making
你在缝什么
A
dress
for
Missy
给米希的裙子
Did
you
lose
your
job
你是不是失业了
No
没有
Did
Dad
lose
his
job
那是爸爸失业了
It's
about
me
doing
something
for
myself
重点是做我自己喜欢的事
All
right
don't
get
sassy
好吧 没必要发脾气啊
What's
going
on
in
here
这是什么情况
She's
making
clothes
for
Missy
她在给米希做裙子
Uh
oh
Did
you
lose
your
job
你失业了吗
No
才没有
She's
doing
something
for
her
她是在做自己喜欢的事
I
don't
get
it
either
我也没搞懂
Ooh
maybe
I'll
transfer
to
the
University
of
Zurich
也许我可以转学去瑞士苏黎世大学
I
thought
you
liked
your
school
你不是喜欢你的学校吗
I
did
until
Paige
ruined
it
本来很喜欢 直到被佩吉毁了
Why
do
you
care
what
she
thinks
你为什么在乎她的想法
I
don't
我不在乎
Sure
sounds
like
you
do
听起来你就是很在乎
I
can't
help
it
She
makes
me
crazy
我忍不住 她快把我逼疯了
Then
stop
thinking
about
her
那就别再想她啊
I
wish
I
could
我也希望能不想
Ooh
maybe
you
have
a
crush
on
her
也许你暗恋她哦
That's
ridiculous
怎么可能
I
don't
know
这可说不准
I
don't
我没有
You
care
what
she
thinks
you
can't
stop
talking
about
her
你在乎她的想法 老是在说她的事
I
don't
have
a
crush
on
her
我才没有暗恋她
Are
you
sure
你确定
I
don't
know
我不知道啦
Okay
here
we
go
好 来弄清楚
"Is
it
a
crush
Take
this
juicy
quiz
and
find
out
"是暗恋吗" 做这个有料的测试 找出答案
"Do
you
think
about
them
when
they're
not
around
"
"对方不在身边时也会经常想起吗"
Lately
yes
最近是的
"Are
you
jealous
when
other
people
give
them
attention
"
"其他人注意到对方时你会妒忌吗"
I
suppose
I
am
应该是妒忌的吧
"Do
you
get
nervous
when
you're
around
them
"
"待在对方身边时会感到紧张吗"
How
could
I
not
Last
time
she
punched
me
in
the
face
怎么可能不紧张 上次她一拳揍我脸上
That
was
so
great
那次真的太精彩了
"Do
you
talk
about
them
all
the
time
"
"你是不是时常提起对方"
That's
a
big
fat
yes
绝对的
"Do
you
dream
about
them
"
"你会不会梦见对方"
Oh
dear
天啊
Just
last
night
I
had
a
nightmare
that
she
solved
昨晚我才做了噩梦 梦见她比我更快
the
Einstein
field
equations
ahead
of
me
解出爱因斯坦场方程
That's
five
out
of
five
五题全中
"You're
crushing
harder
than
Zack
on
Kelly
Kapowski
"
"你对她的迷恋胜过扎克对凯莉·卡保斯基"
Uh
what
does
that
mean
这是什么意思
Trust
me
that's
a
big
deal
相信我 这可严重了
My
sister
had
gotten
into
my
head
我姐姐的话在我脑袋里挥之不去
but
I
needed
a
more
reliable
opinion
than
a
magazine
that
included
但我需要更靠谱的意见 而不是含有
the
Hottest
Tips
for
Pouty
Lips
"嘟嘟唇火辣小贴士"内容的杂志
Georgie
小乔治
What
干嘛
Can
I
ask
you
a
question
about
girls
我能问你一个关于女生的问题吗
Go
ahead
but
I
find
them
very
confusing
问吧 但我觉得她们非常难捉摸
Missy
thinks
I
have
a
crush
on
Paige
米希认为我暗恋佩吉
Do
you
有吗
I
don't
know
but
I
know
that
I
don't
want
to
我不知道 但我知道我不想
Well
you
don't
get
to
choose
感情由不得你选择
It's
just
something
you
feel
是发自内心的感受
Did
you
have
a
crush
on
your
girlfriend
你以前有暗恋你现在的女朋友吗
Yeah
I
guess
应该有吧
How
did
you
know
when
you
did
你怎么知道自己何时喜欢上她的
Well
one
day
she
came
to
school
in
these
soccer
shorts
有一天她穿着足球短裤来学校
and
that
was
it
我就沦陷啦
What
happened
you
played
soccer
with
her
发生了什么 你和她一起踢足球吗
No
dummy
没有 呆子
Then
what
was
the
significance
of
the
shorts
那短裤的意义在哪里
I
don't
think
I
can
help
you
我想我帮不了你
Fine
I'll
ask
Dad
好吧 那我去问爸爸
Good
luck
The
only
thing
he
has
a
crush
on
is
beer
祝你好运 唯一能让他动心的是啤酒
I
wasn't
getting
the
help
I
needed
我没得到我需要的帮助
so
I
turned
to
the
smartest
resource
I
knew
于是我转而求助我认识的最聪明的人
Love
is
a
funny
thing
爱情这玩意很奇妙
They
say
"The
heart
wants
what
the
heart
wants
"
人们说 "爱是心之所向"
but
I
think
it
should
be
但我觉得应该是
"The
limbic
system
wants
what
the
limbic
system
wants
"
"大脑边缘系统所向"
Finally
someone's
making
sense
终于有人说得明白了
Well
not
to
brag
but
when
it
comes
to
unrequited
love
我不是想自夸啦 但说到单相思
I'm
kind
of
an
expert
我算是专家了
Well
when
I
talk
to
Paige
all
she
does
is
drive
me
crazy
我和佩吉一说话 她就把我气疯
There's
a
thin
line
between
affection
and
aggravation
喜欢和恼怒就一线之隔
The
Roman
poet
Catullus
said
罗马诗人卡图卢斯曾说过
"I
hate
and
I
love
and
I
know
not
why
"
"我又恨又爱 但我不知为什么"
I'm
not
sure
what
to
make
of
that
我不确定该作何感想
Perhaps
it'd
be
more
useful
in
Latin
或许我用拉丁语说会更有用
"Odi
et
amo
"
"我又恨..."
I
just
want
to
know
if
I
have
a
crush
我只想知道我是不是动心了
Well
does
your
heart
rate
elevate
你待在她身边时
when
you're
in
her
presence
会不会心跳加速
I
suppose
会吧
Does
your
stomach
flutter
你心里会不会小鹿乱撞
Yes
会
Sounds
like
your
limbic
system
might
be
doing
its
thing
听起来你的大脑边缘系统好像在运作哦
Oh
dear
惨了
That's
a
lot
of
fabric
你买了好多布料啊
Oh
it's
not
just
fabric
不只是布料
I
also
got
pattern
books
and
an
accessory
kit
我还买了花色小册子和配饰套组
Can
I
ask
how
much
that
all
cost
我能问问买这些花了多少钱吗
Well
it's
hard
to
say
because
in
the
long
run
不好说 因为从长远来看
I'm
gonna
save
us
money
我还会给家里省钱
Well
what
did
it
cost
in
the
short
run
那从短期看 要多少钱
I
don't
know
a
hundred
dollars
我不确定 一百美元吧
A
hundred
dollars
What
is
wrong
with
you
一百美元 你脑子坏掉了吗
Why
would
you
say
that
你为什么要这么说
That
is
a
good
question
这问题问得好
I
mean
what
is
wrong
with
you
你脑子坏掉了吗
Why
is
it
okay
when
you
say
it
为什么你说就行
'Cause
clearly
there's
something
wrong
with
you
因为你很明显脑子是真的坏掉了啊
So
you
think
it's
fine
that
she
spent
所以你觉得她花一百买线
a
hundred
dollars
on
thread
没问题吗
I
think
it's
fine
that
she
has
something
that
makes
her
happy
我觉得她拥有能带给她快乐的东西没问题
What
are
you
looking
for
你在找什么
Anybody
but
you
除了你这奇葩谁都行
Look
I
get
it
听着 我懂你
One
time
Darlene
got
all
into
scrapbooking
达琳一度沉迷做剪贴簿
Overnight
our
den
became
her
scrapbooking
room
一夜之间我们家就成了她的剪贴簿工作室
What
did
you
do
你怎么处理的
I
said
"Whatever
makes
you
happy
dear
"
我说 "只要你快乐怎样都行 老婆"
and
made
love
to
her
in
the
scrapbooking
room
然后和她在剪贴簿工作室激烈交缠
Maybe
if
you
had
three
kids
you'd
worry
more
about
money
你要是有三个孩子 就会更操心钱的问题
Oh
we
can't
wait
to
have
babies
我们等不及造人了
I
just
love
the
way
their
little
heads
smell
我好喜欢闻婴儿小脑袋的味道
Does
anybody
in
here
want
to
be
my
friend
在场有谁想当我的朋友吗
Anybody
有人吗
Look
Sheldon
you're
not
gonna
convince
me
to
come
here
谢尔顿 你没法说服我来这里的
You're
wasting
your
time
你是在浪费时间
I'm
afraid
we
have
a
bigger
problem
恐怕有比这更严重的问题
What
are
you
talking
about
你在说什么啊
I'm
a
scientist
and
I
have
to
follow
the
data
我是科学家 我必须遵循数据
wherever
it
leads
whether
I
like
it
or
not
指引的方向 不管我是否喜欢
Get
to
the
point
说重点吧
It
seems
I
have
a
crush
on
you
我似乎暗恋你
What
什么
I'm
as
surprised
as
you
are
我和你一样诧异
But
I
have
all
the
symptoms
according
to
both
Dr
Sturgis
但我的症状完全符合斯特吉斯博士
and
the
editors
of
Sassy
magazine
和《时髦》杂志所说的
Uh
Sheldon
谢尔顿
I'm
really
glad
that
you
told
me
this
我很高兴你告诉我了
'cause
the
truth
is
I
feel
the
same
way
about
you
因为 说实话 我对你也有同样的感觉
You
do
真的吗
I
mean
I've
been
trying
to
hide
it
我一直拼命隐藏我的心情
but
now
I
don't
have
to
anymore
但现在我不用再压抑自己了
This
is
such
a
relief
真是松了一口气
Oh
dear
This
is
new
information
天啊 这是新信息
I
had
been
operating
under
the
assumption
我之前的操作都是基于
that
my
crush
was
unrequited
我只是单相思
Oh
it's
requited
Sheldon
It's
very
requited
是双向的 谢尔顿 很双向
What
are
you
doing
你在干什么
We
have
a
crush
on
each
other
我们两情相悦
So
所以呢
Well
now
we
have
to
kiss
现在我们必须亲亲
We
do
必须吗
I
mean
it's
where
the
data
has
led
us
是数据把我们引向这一步的
I
suppose
我想你说得对
Okay
好了
Now
close
your
eyes
and
pucker
up
闭上眼睛 噘嘴
This
might
tickle
可能会有点痒
What's
happening
Are
we
kissing
怎么回事 我们在亲亲吗
You
bet
当然啦
How
was
that
感觉如何
I
didn't
feel
anything
romantic
我没感觉到一丝一毫浪漫
Hmm
Me
either
我也没有
I
guess
it
wasn't
a
crush
after
all
那看来这并不是暗恋
I
guess
not
估计不是
Hmm
That's
a
relief
那我就放心了
It
is
没错
I
went
to
three
classes
before
I
figured
it
out
我上了三节课才发现真相
Good
thing
I
look
spiffy
in
a
mustache
幸好我留八字胡也很帅气
Oh
Three
days
in
a
row
连续来三天
If
you
were
a
man
I'd
think
you
was
in
love
with
me
如果你是男的 我都要以为你爱上我啦
Well
this
time
I'm
actually
gonna
get
a
haircut
这次我真的要剪头发
I
had
a
little
accident
我出了点小意外
Uh
oh
what
happened
发生什么了
Well
I
was
sewing
and
got
to
daydreaming
我之前边缝衣服边做白日梦
I
love
it
我好喜欢
You
can
make
all
my
clothes
from
now
on
从现在开始我所有衣服都给你做
I'm
a
wear
this
to
the
prom
我要穿这件去毕业舞会
I
was
wrong
honey
you
really
are
good
at
this
之前是我错了 老婆 你真的很厉害
Boy
am
I
dumb
我真是有眼不识泰山
George
乔治
George
Help
乔治 救我
What
怎么了
What's
the
matter
My
hair
got
tangled
in
the
machine
-出什么事了 -我头发卷进缝纫机里了
So
pull
it
out
那就拉出来啊
Don't
you
think
I
thought
of
that
你以为我想不到这招吗
Well
what
do
you
want
me
to
do
那你要我做什么
All
right
don't
move
好了 别动
And
here
we
are
所以我就来了
Okay
Let's
get
that
hat
off
and
see
what
we're
dealing
with
好吧 摘掉帽子让我看看是什么情况
I
don't
want
to
Oh
come
on
-我不想摘掉 -勇敢一点
I've
been
doing
this
a
long
time
我做一行很久了
I
promise
you
I've
seen
worse
我保证我见过更灾难的
That's
not
bad
at
all
一点都不难看啊