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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

Why was Veronica Duncan hugging you

为什么维罗妮卡·邓肯抱了你

I'm tutoring her in trigonometry

因为我在帮她补习数学的三角法

Just between us she's a little slow

你别告诉别人但她进度有点慢

That's not what I heard

我听说她"进度"可是挺快

There's nobody at my house

我家没人

You want to come over ‭ Yes

-你想来吗 -想

What's that Some stupid haunted house

-那是什么 -我妈为教堂搞的

my mother's doing for the church

弱智鬼屋

Mr Lundy's scene about lust

伦迪先生布置的淫欲场景

made a deep impact on my brother's date

对我哥的约会造成了巨大影响

She asked to be saved by Jesus

她请求耶稣拯救她

I don't want to live like this anymore

我不想再过这样的生活了

And as it turns out she was

结果她真的得到了救赎

Dear Lord Jesus set me free

敬爱的耶稣基督让我自由

In Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

在电影《征服猩球》中

we learned how humans taught the apes to become civilized

我们知道了人类如何教化人猿

Which I think should start with potty training

虽然我觉得应该先从如厕训练开始

but I'm not a screenwriter

但我也不是个编剧

Can you help me with my math homework

你能帮忙我做数学作业吗

不能

Please It's really hard

拜托了这个真的好难啊

"It" isn't the problem

问题不在"这个"上

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Fine what are you working on

行吧什么题

There's a number then there's a line

就是有数字然后有一条线

then there's another number under it

然后下面又有个数字

Fractions

分数吗

Yes fractions

对分数

At that moment

在那一刻

it occurred to me if I could teach mathematics

我意识到如果我能教会

to someone as dull witted as my sister

我脑子不灵光的姐姐数学

I could create a race of superhumans

我有天就能创造出一个超人类种族

that would do my bidding

为我所服务

And who wouldn't want that

谁不想要呢

Please Sheldon

求你了谢尔顿

You know what Missy I'd be happy to help you

你知道吗米希我很乐意教你

Thank you

谢谢

Try thinking of it this way imagine a pie

你试试这么想想象一个派

The number on the bottom of the fraction

分数下方的数字

is how many pieces the pie has been sliced into

就代表这个派被切成了多少份

What kind of pie is it

这是什么口味的派

Doesn't matter

这不重要

But it would help me picture it if I knew the kind of pie

但知道是哪种派能帮助我想象

Fine it's banana cream

行是香蕉奶油派

I don't like banana cream

我不喜欢香蕉奶油派

Okay what kind of pie would you like it to be

好吧那你想要哪种派

What about those little apple pies from McDonalds

麦当劳的那种小苹果派行吗

Sure I burned my mouth on one of those

-行 -我被那个烫到过嘴

Didn't stop me I still ate it

那也不能阻止我我还是吃完了

Veronica Hi

维罗妮卡你好啊

Hey Georgie

你好啊小乔治

You you changed your hair

你换了发型

I did

是啊

It's shorter

变短了

It is

是啊

I like it

我喜欢

Thank thanks

谢谢

You here to see me

你是来找我的吗

I I'm here for your mom's Bible study

我是来参加你妈妈的读经班

Oh sure of course

行当然啦

I'm glad you could join us

很高兴你来加入我们

Come in won't you

快请进

You're part of the group too

你也有在读经班吗

Faith the Bible God I'm nuts for that stuff

信仰《圣经》上帝我对这些可疯狂了

So one fourth of the 12 pieces of pie is

所以切成12片派的1/4是多少呢

Three

3吗

Yes

正确

And one third of the 12 pieces is

那12片派的1/3是...

Four

4片吗

Yes Now how much is one third of the pie plus

那把1/3的派加上

one fourth of the pie

1/4的派呢

Well three plus four is seven but there's 12 pieces

三加四等于七但这里有十二片派

so seven twelve iths

所以是十尔分之七

It's twelfths And yes

是十二分不过你答对了

I did it

我做到啦

Actually I did it

其实呢是我做到了

In less than ten minutes I taught fractions to a monkey

在不到10分钟的时间里我教会了猴子分数

Welcome Veronica We're so glad to have you

欢迎你来维罗妮卡很高兴有你的加入

What are you doing

你在干嘛

What's it look like I'm here for Bible study

你说呢我来参加读经班

Did you just take a shower

你刚洗完澡吗

没有啊

You did too

你绝对有

So I want to be clean for Jesus Get off my back

我想为耶稣沐浴更衣别说我了

Interesting

有意思

Georgie if you want to be a good Christian

小乔治如果你想当个好基督教徒

maybe you should stop lying through your teeth

或许你得先从不谎言张口就来开始

Just be happy I brushed them okay

你就庆幸我有刷我这张嘴吧

Okay All done Thanks

好了全做完了谢谢

While we're here would you like me

趁现在我们都在这里你有兴趣

to introduce you to algebra

让我给你介绍一下代数吗

Al who

代谁?

Oh boy

天啊

It's not a person it's an ancient Arabic method

这不是人名是一种古老的阿拉伯方法

of finding the value of variables

用来找出变量的值

Oh Nah

不要

Clearly I needed a more sophisticated technique

很显然我需要更细致的手法

to motivate my simian sister

来激励我的类人猿姐姐

Are you sure

你确定吗

If you learn a little algebra I'll give you a banana

如果你来学一点代数我就给你一根香蕉

All right now we're reading from Matthew 4

现在我们读《马太福音》第4章

Georgie why don't you get us started on verse 17

小乔治你来给我们念念第17节吧

我吗

Yes you

对你

Oh Okay

好吧

Um Verse 17

第17节...

Verse 17

第17节...

Give me a minute

等我一下啊

Here

这里

Bless you

祝福你

Okay here we go "From that time

好了我开始啦"从那时起

Jesus began to preach and say 'Repent

耶稣就传起道来说天国近了

C change your inner self your old way of thinking

你们应当悔改改变内心的自我以前的思想方式

Regret past sins

为过去的罪悔过

Live your life in a way that proves repentance

以证明自己已悔罪的方式生活

seek God's purpose for your life "

遵循上帝的教诲"

Powerful stuff

发人深省啊

Can I get an amen

大家能喊个阿门吗

Amen

阿门

Amen

阿门

Need any help there Sheldon

需要帮忙吗谢尔顿

I'm looking for some books on education theory

我想找有关教育理论的书

What for ‭

干嘛用

I'm trying to develop a technique to teach someone

我想发展一套教导

who falls into the conventional category of "stupid "

按普通人分类就是"傻子"的方法

Oh Well now there's a wide range of stupid

傻子的种类有非常多啊

Can you narrow it down

你能缩小一下范围吗

She wrote a fan letter to Alf

给电视剧里的玩偶人物阿福写了粉丝信

Got it So you're looking to make a pretty radical change

懂了所以你是想要造成天翻地覆般的改变

Well ideally I'd like to wipe my sister's brain clean

我最希望的是能直接把我姐的脑子洗空了

and start over but my mom wouldn't like that

然后重新塑造但我妈不会喜欢这样

Yeah Moms are no fun

对啊妈妈们可没劲了

Hey Veronica Georgie ‭

-维罗妮卡 -小乔治

So listen i was doing my prayers last night and uh

听我说我昨晚在祷告的时候

you won't believe it but I think God spoke to me

你绝对想象不到发生了什么上帝跟我说话了

Really What did he say

真的吗祂说什么了

Well I couldn't understand all of it

我有些部分听不懂

'cause it was in an ancient language

因为祂说着古老的语言

but the part I did understand

但我能听懂的部分呢

is he wants us to spend more time together

是祂希望我们能多花时间相处

Doing what

做些什么

Oh you know praying helping the needy

比如祷告帮助需要帮助的人

Your usual Christian activities

就是普通的那些基督教活动嘛

Well I'm okay with that

这我可以接受

Good So you me and God we'll hang out

很好那我跟你还有上帝一起玩

Sounds good

感觉不错

Okay See you later

好那之后见啦

See you

再见

I may be going to hell

我可能得下地狱

So you're hoping to create an army

所以你想要制造一个军队

of super intelligent children who will do your bidding

里面都是服从你命令的超智慧儿童吗

In a perfect world yes

完美的情况下是的

You should spend more time with my mother

你应该多跟我妈妈相处

That's her goal too

那也是她的目标

Ooh this is interesting

这个有趣

According to Socrates all knowledge exists

苏格拉底表示所有的知识

within the student and just needs to be drawn out

其实早已在学生脑海中存在你只需要透过

through skillful questioning

高明的提问方式即可将之引导出

Are you saying I knew that before you even said it

在你说之前其实我就知道了吗

I don't know did you

我不知道啊是这样吗

Well according to Socrates you do know and the answer's inside you

根据苏格拉底你知道且答案早就存在你心中

Well then ask me a skillful question to draw it out

好吧那你问高明的问题来引导我吧

Do you know if I knew before I knew

你知道我在知道之前就知道了吗

不知道

Hey it works

这招真的有效

It does

真的呢

I'm recording my findings

我要录下我的发现

so that future generations of mankind can understand

所以后代人类可以了解

the steps I took to create homo novus "New man "

我创造霍莫诺福斯也就是"新人类"所做出的努力

Of course there's a strong likelihood that my homo novi

当然啦也非常有可能我创造的霍莫诺福斯

might've wiped out all future generations

会摧毁所有的未来人类后代

so I have no idea who's watching this

所以我也不知道会是谁在看这个影片

What are you doing in here

你在这里干嘛

I'm keeping a video diary of my experiment to create homo novus

录影片日记来记录我创造霍莫诺福斯的过程

Homo what

霍莫什么

Novus It's Latin It means "New man "

诺福斯是拉丁文意思是"新人类"

Oh I guess that's okay

那行吧

Y Your mom's at church W What do you want for dinner

你妈妈上教堂了你晚饭想吃什么

I believe you know what I want for dinner

我相信你知道我想吃什么晚餐

Is that right

是吗

It's Thursday

今天是周四

What does Mom always make me on Thursdays

妈妈每周四都给我做什么吃呢

Spaghetti and hot dogs

热狗丁意大利面吗

Socrates Got to love him

苏格拉底真是不爱他都不行

Then sings my soul

我灵歌唱

My savior God to Thee

赞美救主我神

How great Thou art

你真伟大

God to Thee

何等伟大

How great Thou art

你真伟大

How great Thou art

你真伟大

How great Thou art Then sings my soul

- 你真伟大 - 我灵歌唱

My savior God to Thee

赞美救主我神

Then sings my soul

我灵歌唱

How great Thou art My savior God to Thee

- 你真伟大 - 赞美救主我神

How great Thou art How great Thou art

- 你真伟大 - 你真伟大

And now why don't we take a moment to pray

现在呢我们来稍作一下祷告

uh keeping in mind that our prayers

要记得我们的祷告

should not be for our own benefit

不应该是为了自己的利益

but for our family friends

而应该是为了家人朋友

fellow Texans Americans of all races and religions

德州同胞美国所有种族与宗教的同胞

and the world

以及全世界

Well most of the world

大部分的世界吧

Y'all know what countries to pick

你们都知道该选哪些国家

Lord please look after my family

主啊请照顾好我的家人

Give them everything they need to be happy and healthy

满足他们一切需要让他们健康快乐

And this lovely young girl with me tonight

今晚跟我一起来的这位女孩

help her stay on the path of righteousness

也请帮她继续走在正道上

God please look after my sister

上帝请照顾好我的姐姐

You can find her at the women's correctional facility in Lubbock

你可以在卢博克女子监狱找到她

Help her seek salvation in you

助她从你身上寻找救赎

instead of cocaine marijuana and bass players

而不是通过可卡因大麻和贝斯手

Jesus I'm sure even from Heaven you can see

耶稣就算从天堂你也一定能看到

how hot the girl sitting next to me is

我旁边那个妹子有多性感

And I know I'm not supposed to pray for myself

我知道我不应该为自己祈祷

but here's the deal if you can get her

但这样好不好

to fall in love with me and you know

如果你能让她爱上我

make some bad decisions

并且做些坏决定

I swear I'll come to church every Sunday

我发誓我每周日都会来教堂

And thank you for bringing Georgie tonight

感谢你今晚带小乔治来教堂

even though you and I both know why he came

虽然你我都清楚他为何而来

Speaking of which whatever he's praying for right now

说起这个无论他在祈祷什么

ignore it

都无视他

And please protect me from impure thoughts

请你保护我不要产生不纯洁的念头

and teach me to respect the sanctity of my body

教导我要尊重我肉体的圣洁

Now if for instance she and I were to go skinny dipping

举个例子假如我跟她要去裸泳

and one thing were to lead to another

然后在月光下

under the moonlit sky get this

一切自然而然发生

not only do I become a devout Christian

那我不仅愿意变成虔诚的基督教徒

I will also bug everybody I meet to do the same

我还会烦我遇到的每个人要他们虔诚信教

And you know I can be real annoying

你也知道我下定决心做一件事时

when I set my mind to it

是超烦人的

Amen

阿门

Amen

阿门

I'm gonna take your silence as a yes Amen

你不出声我就当你答应了阿门

野猪阿福

杰西叔叔

巴特·辛普森

摔跤手浩克·霍肯

演员乔伊·劳伦斯

What are you working on

你在写什么

A list of possible boyfriends for my Cabbage Patch doll

给我椰菜娃娃列的男友候选名单

How do you think Celeste would look next to Joey Lawrence

你觉得塞莱斯特跟乔伊·劳伦斯站一起配吗

I don't know who that is

我不知道他是谁

女主角由《生活大爆炸》中的艾米饰演

90年代情景喜剧《花花》

He's Blossom's brother

他是花花的哥哥呀

I don't know who that is

我也不知道她是谁

It's a show She wears hats

是个电视剧她常戴顶帽子

Anyway I've been doing some research

总之我做了一些研究

and I've come to the conclusion that I don't need to teach you anything

得出了一个结论就是我根本不需要教你

You already know everything

你已经什么都会了

Cool

酷

Your brain already contains all the math

你的大脑已经包含

that will ever be known

世间所有的数学了

I heard you and I said "cool "

我听见了我已经说了"酷"了

Well wouldn't you like to explore

你不想探索一下

that great treasure trove of knowledge

这个巨大的知识宝库吗

That depends What's a trove

看情况宝库是什么东东

We'll circle back to that True or false

回头再解释那个这句话对还是错

At times you have referred to yourself as being dumb

你有时会说自己很笨

True

对

And do you enjoy feeling that way

你喜欢那种感受吗

不喜欢

Well let me change that

我能改变这点

I'm presenting you with an opportunity

我为你提供一个机会

to achieve the full potential of your mind

能让你最大程度开发你的大脑

Are you gonna do some experiment where we switch brains

你是不是打算做试验让我俩换脑

不是

'Cause I've seen it on Gilligan's Island

《盖里甘的岛》和《摩登原始人》里

and I've seen it on The Flintstones

都有这种试验

and it never goes well

从来没好结果

Ooh Gilligan

对了盖里甘

Then sings my soul my savior God

我灵歌唱赞美救主我神

Oh who do you think you're fooling here

你现在想骗谁呢

I have no idea what you're talking about

我不知道你在说什么

Listen to me Veronica has a rough family situation

听着维罗妮卡家里情况很糟

and she's trying to improve her life

她努力想改善自己的人生

And I admire that Very inspirational

我很敬佩她非常鼓舞人

Georgie

小乔治

believe me I'm glad to see you in a church

相信我看到你去教堂我很欣慰

but I do not want you taking advantage of that girl

但我不希望你占那个女孩的便宜

Taking advantage Veronica and I are Bible buddies nothing more

占便宜我和她只是学圣经小伙伴仅此而已

I'm serious ‭ Right

-我是说真的 -好吧

Maybe you should ask yourself what's in you

或许你该扪心自问

that makes you see sin in the hearts of others

你内心有什么邪念才会觉得别人也心有邪念

Okay now you're pushing it

你这就太过分了

Lord Jesus please help my mother with her anger

我主耶稣请你帮我母亲别成天发火

Can I get an amen ‭ No

-你能说阿门吗 -不行

Why do we need the camera

我们为什么需要摄像机

So people in the future can see your transformation

这样后人就能看到你的转变了

Where are you going

你要去哪

To put on a dress for the future people

去换上裙子给后人看

Hello people of the future

你们好后人

My name is Missy Cooper and this is my best friend Celeste

我叫米希·库珀这是我的挚友塞莱斯特

She's dating Joey Lawrence

她正跟乔伊·劳伦斯交往呢

You want to hang out Saturday

周六想一起玩吗

Can't I signed up to get baptized

不行我约好了要去受洗

Oh yeah I've been meaning to do that

对哦我一直想受洗来着

Well why don't you join me We could do it together

不如你跟我去我们可以一起受洗

Sure You and me getting double dunked I like it

好啊你跟我一起泡水里我喜欢

Can you imagine afterwards

你能想象之后会怎样吗

All of our sins will be washed away

我们所有罪孽都会被洗去

Yeah and we can start cranking out fresh ones

是啊我们可以开始犯新的罪过了

I just don't know where I went wrong

我只是不知道哪一步做错了

Are you sure your questioning was skillful

你确定你的提问够高明吗

I thought so but after two hours of interrogation

我本以为够了但询问她两小时后

all I could extract from my sister's brain

我从我妹妹脑袋里挖出来的

was that there was some sort of block with new kids on it

就只有某种印有顽童的砖块

其实是乐团"街头顽童"

Sheldon how's your educational project going

谢尔顿你的教育项目进行得如何

Poorly I've hit a wall

很不顺利我碰壁了

Have you considered B F Skinner's behavior modification

考虑过行为主义心理学家斯金纳的行为矫正术吗

What's that ‭ It uses punishment

-那是什么 -这种疗法

and reward to get the results you want

通过使用奖罚制度来获得你想要的结果

Ooh punishment I like the sound of that

惩罚啊这个我一听就喜欢

In the right context so do I

在合适的语境下我也喜欢

I took a real beating at the craps table

我在掷骰子那桌输得很惨

and then I won it all back playing Caribbean Stud Poker

之后又在加勒比海扑克中全赢回来了

Well how does Caribbean Stud Poker work

加勒比海扑克是怎么玩的

I have no idea I was drunk off my ass

鬼知道我当时醉得一塌糊涂

Way to go Mom

做得好妈妈

Way to lead a Christian life

身为基督徒这样过日子真棒

Oh does my daughter think poorly of me

我女儿瞧不起我吗

Yes

是的

Good I can die happy

太好了我能含笑而终了

Hey Mom just a heads up I'm getting baptized tomorrow

老妈跟你说一声我明天要去受洗

Good Lord

老天

That boy's randiness knows no bounds

这孩子真是精虫上脑了

What are you talking about

你在说什么呢

He's only doing it

他那么做

'cause of that Veronica girl

都是为了那个叫维罗妮卡的女孩

Oh sure That makes sense

当然了完全说得通

What do you mean it makes sense

说得通是什么意思

When I was his age I hitchhiked to Florida

我在他那般大时曾搭便车到佛罗里达

'cause I had a friend that had a girlfriend

就因为我一朋友的女友认识一个女孩

who knew a girl who might be willing

也许愿意跟我上床

But then you met my daughter

但之后你认识了我女儿

and you didn't have to travel so far

就不用跑那么远了

According to B F Skinner

根据斯金纳的理论

if I can find the appropriate punishment to motivate Missy

如果我能找到适当的惩罚来激励米希

there's no limit to what she might be able to learn

她便无所不能

But what might that punishment be

但用哪种惩罚好呢

Whip her with a rubber hose

用橡胶软管鞭打她

No That sounds like a recipe for tendonitis

不行那样我估计会得肌腱炎

Administer small electric shocks

用微弱的电电击她呢

Tricky

很难办

If I get the voltage wrong I could spend the rest of my life

如果我弄错电压了我余生就要在

in an institution for the criminally insane

精神病犯的监狱度过

Or I inflict harm on the object she loves more than life itself

或者我把惩罚施加在她珍视超过生命的物体上

Celeste you're about to become part of scientific history

塞莱斯特你要成为科学历史的一部分了

All right everybody welcome to the 1990

好了各位欢迎来到1990年

East Texas Baptist Olympics

东德州受洗奥运会

Anyway I want to welcome

言归正传我想要欢迎

our little sister Veronica Duncan

我们的新姐妹维罗妮卡·邓肯

who I will be dunkin'

她马上要被我扣水里[音似邓肯]

Sorry

抱歉

I can't turn it off And I also want to welcome

我忍不住说笑我也想欢迎

George Cooper who has recently found his way to the Lord

小乔治·库珀他最近也找到了亲近主的路

Howdy Praise Jesus

大家好赞美耶稣

Are you ready to learn some advanced calculus

你准备好来学习高级微积分了吗

Nope

我不

Be right back

马上回来

Take your time

您慢慢来

Veronica do you trust in Jesus Christ

维罗妮卡你愿意相信耶稣基督

as your personal Lord and savior

成为你的上帝与救主吗

I do

我愿意

It's upon your profession of faith

根据你对信仰的宣誓

that I baptize you my sister

我将为施行洗礼我的姐妹

in the name of the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit Amen

以圣父圣子与圣灵的名义阿门

Dang

哇靠

All right let's try this again

好了再来试一次

Would you be ready to learn some advanced calculus

你准备好来学习高级微积分

if it saved Celeste's pigtails

来拯救塞莱斯特的辫子吗

What are you doing Put her down

你在干嘛把她放下

Not until I modify your behavior

我矫正你的行为之前是不会放下的

In the name of the Father Son and the Holy Spirit Amen

以圣父圣子与圣灵的名义阿门

Sheldon I'm warning you

谢尔顿我警告你

Hallelujah

哈雷路亚

We did it

我们成功啦

Ooh I'm so happy

我好高兴啊

I love you

我爱你

Is it working Are you feeling motivated

成功了吗你受到激励了吗

Very

非常

Care to explain yourself

要解释一下你们的行为吗

I was trying to motivate Missy

我当时是在试着激励米希

to expand her intellectual horizons

来扩展她的智力

By torturing her Cabbage Patch doll

靠虐待她的椰菜娃娃吗

Well it's not like I shocked her with electrodes

我又没有用电来电她

which was an option ‭ Enough

-本来这也在考虑范围里呢 -够了

To be clear I meant to shock Missy not the doll

容我解释我是指电米希不是电娃娃

That would be ineffective

电娃娃只是白费功夫

Enough And you

够了还有你

Getting baptized just to kiss a girl What were you thinking

为了亲个姑娘就去受洗你在想什么呢

Sounds like you know what I was thinking

听起来你已经知道我在想什么了啊

Well you are both grounded

你们俩都被禁足了

Dear Alf I'm your number one fan

亲爱的阿福我是你的头号粉丝

I like you because you're an alien but you're funny

我喜欢你是因为你虽然是外星人但很好笑

unlike my brother who's an alien but just a jerk

不像我弟弟是个外星讨厌鬼

Anyway I hope you're enjoying your time here on our planet

总之我希望你享受在我们星球的生活

and have found things to eat other than cats

也找到除了猫咪以外的食物

I recommend chicken nuggets

我建议你吃鸡块

Sincerely Missy Cooper age ten

诚挚的米希·库珀 10岁敬上

"P S My favorite color is pink What's yours "

"另外我最喜欢的颜色是粉色你的呢"

Ha What a cutie pie

真是个小可爱啊

Hey hey Barbara we got any more of those pink T shirts

芭芭拉我们还有印有我头像的

with my face on them

粉红色T恤吗

I want to send one to this Missy Cooper kid

我想寄一件给这个米希·库珀孩子

Oh oh and get me some chicken nuggets huh

顺便帮我弄些鸡块来吧

Hello Anybody out there

有人在吗

Apparently not

看来没有

Barb

巴布