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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

I've been corresponding with Dr John Sturgis

我跟约翰·斯特吉斯博士一直有通信

at East Texas Tech

他在东德克萨斯理工大学教书

He said I could audit his course

他说我能去旁听他的课

I'm John Sturgis

我是约翰·斯特吉斯

Sheldon invited me to dinner

谢尔顿邀请我来共进晚餐

Spaghetti and hot dogs is delightful

意面配热狗丁真是超好吃

You're only here temporarily

这表示你只是暂时待在这个城市吗

That's the plan for now

目前的计划是这样

but I could be enticed to stay

但如果有理由留下我也可以留

I do believe there was subtext there

姥姥我觉得他话中有话

Did you pick up on it

你有听出弦外之音吗

Okay

好了

I'll see you later

我们晚点见

Are you sure you don't want to stay with me

你确定你不要留下来陪我吗

I don't think so I don't really understand this stuff

算了吧我也听不懂这些东西

That's how I felt when we watched Dirty Dancing

我看电影《辣身舞》时也是这感觉啊

and I stayed

但我也没走

When Patrick Swayze takes his shirt off in here

当那电影男主角在这里脱下上衣时

I'll be back You have a good one

我会回来的你好好上课

Hello

你好

Who are you

你是谁

I'm Paige

我叫佩吉

I like your bow tie

我喜欢你的领结

Thank you

谢谢

You seem awfully young Paige

你看起来非常年轻啊佩吉

Are you with an adult who's taking this class

你是班上哪位成人带来的吗

No Dr Sturgis heard about my research

不是约翰·斯特吉斯博士

on quantum chromodynamics at high temperatures

听了我关于高温下的量子色动力学演讲

and invited me to audit his course

之后就邀请我来旁听他的课

Is that so

是吗

Yes He's been super nice

对啊他人超好

Interesting Well just so we're clear

有意思我先说清楚

he's my mentor he's my meemaw's boyfriend

她是我的导师也是我姥姥的男朋友

and he had spaghetti and hot dogs at my house

他还来我家吃过意粉配热狗丁

The spaghetti goes on the hot dogs

热狗上有意粉吗

不是的

You realize this is a very advanced class

你知道这是十分进阶的课程吧

We'll be discussing deriving nuclear physics from the quark model

我们会谈到从夸克模型推导核子物理

Do you know if he'll be doing a

你知道他会不会

full color octet calculation with matrix manipulations

教用矩阵乘法做八色胶子运算吗

I do not

我不知道

Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign

那你知道怎么做莱布尼茨积分法则吗

不会

Well do you know anything

那你知道什么啊

I know you're in my spot

我知道你坐了我的专座

How old are you

你几岁啊

I'm ten

我十岁

I'm ten too

我也十岁

When's your birthday

你的生日是几月几号

February 26

2月26号

March 17

我3月17号

I'm the youngest person in this class

我是全班最小的孩子呢

That's funny

真有意思

Oh good

太好了

I see you two have met

你们俩已经见过面啦

I'm younger than him

我比他还小

How come you never mentioned she was coming to this class

你怎么没提过她要来上这门课

I thought it would be a fun surprise

我觉得会是个有趣的惊喜嘛

I don't like surprises

我不喜欢惊喜

Neither do I

我也不喜欢

Then why did you do it

那你为什么还这么做

Some people like surprises

有些人喜欢惊喜啊

I love surprises

我喜欢惊喜

Did you enjoy this one

那你喜欢这个惊喜吗

Yes A 50% success rate

-喜欢 -5成成功率

Not bad Let's get started

还不错开始上课吧

Not since sharing a uterus with my twin sister

从跟我姐姐分享我妈妈的子宫之后

have I been so unhappy sitting next to someone

我还没有这么不爽地坐在别人旁边过

Awful quiet back there

某人在后座很安静啊

I'm having an emotion I'm unfamiliar with

我有一种我不太熟悉的情绪

Hmm Think it might have something to do with your new classmate

会不会是跟今天有了新同学有关呢

It's possible

有可能

She's the only variable in the social equation

她是我的社交方程中唯一的新变数

So what are you feeling

你有什么感觉

My face is hot

我脸蛋发热

I've a knot in my stomach

肚子里仿佛打了结

and I'm resisting the urge to kick your seat right now

我还得忍着踢你椅背的冲动

I'm thinking it might be jealousy

我觉得有可能是嫉妒

No that's not in my nature

不可能我的性格里没有嫉妒

All right let's go through all the emotions

行吧那来用删去法

I'm looking at your face

我看了看你的脸部表情

so I'm gonna rule out happy

我觉得可以删掉开心

Are you sad

你难过吗

No there's too much anger in there

不情绪里有太多愤怒

Oh well maybe you're angry

那或许你是生气

No there's too much sad in there

不情绪里也包含太多难过

Maybe you got a little crush on her

或许你是暗恋上了她

Do you want me to kick your seat

你是想要我踢你椅背吗

I don't know Moonpie

我不知道了小饼饼

I'm still thinking it might be jealousy

我还是觉得你是嫉妒了

Give me one reason why I would be jealous

给我一个我可能嫉妒的理由

Well Dr Sturgis means a lot to you

你很在乎斯特吉斯博士

and now he's paying attention to somebody else

而现在他把注意力都放在别人身上

You're used to being the only smart kid around

你曾经是班里唯一的一个聪明孩子

and now there's another

现在又多了一个

Oh and there's the possibility

而且还有可能...

I said one reason thank you

我让你说一个理由而已谢谢啊

Hello

你好

Hello Mary

你好啊玛丽

This is John Sturgis

我是约翰·斯特吉斯

Sheldon's professor and your mother's lover

谢尔顿的教授也是你母亲的爱人

Hi And "John" was more than enough

"约翰"我就知道了不用补充那么多

I was calling because there's a new student in my class

我打来是因为我班上来了个新学生

who's Sheldon's age

她跟谢尔顿同龄

No kidding

真的假的

Her mother wondered if I could put you two in contact

她妈妈问我能不能帮忙交换联系方式

since you have so much in common

毕竟你们两家有很多共同之处

Oh of course

没问题啊

Excellent

太好了

I'll give you the number when you're ready

你拿好纸笔我就给你念她电话号码

I am ready

我拿好了

409 356 6049

409-356-6049.

John

约翰

Yes

怎么了

That's my number

这是我家的号码

So it is

还真是

This is so exciting

真是好兴奋啊

Don't you understand what this means

你知道这代表什么吗

Rather than me feel dumb how about you just tell me

与其让我感觉像个傻子你还是直接说吧

These are parents we can actually relate to

这是跟我们有共同之处的家长

Yeah sure All the times we wonder

-行吧 -这些年来我们一直烦恼

if we're doing right by Sheldon or how to handle him

我们到底有没有养好谢尔顿

we finally have someone to compare notes with

我们现在终于有人可以交换心得笔记啦

There's notes

还有笔记的吗

I just been winging it

我都是即兴发挥

I'm gonna call her right now Sounds good

-我现在就要打给她 -好主意

Oh thank you Lord for connecting us

感谢主让我们能认识

with the parents of another special child

另一对有一个特别孩子的父母

You kids are special too

你们俩孩子也很特别啊

Do you feel special

你觉得自己特别吗

At least I'm the only daughter

好歹我还是家里唯一的女儿

You got nothing

你啥都不沾边

And she's such a know it all

她这人可自以为什么都懂了

Yeah you mentioned that

你说过了

I'm surprised her arm wasn't sore from raising her hand so much

我很好奇她整天一直举手答题手酸不酸

Yep sure

行行行

And who goes to college with stickers on their notepad

而且谁上大学笔记本还贴那么多贴纸啊

I don't know

我不知道

Unicorn stickers

还是独角兽贴纸

And we're home

我们到家啦

Hey Shelly

谢利

Guess who's coming over tomorrow

你猜谁明天要来家里玩

Your new friend Paige

你的新朋友佩吉

Okay I'm gonna go

好了我要闪人了

Come on Shelly Maybe you'll end up being friends

别这样嘛谢利说不定你们会变成好朋友

I don't like her

我不喜欢她

I'm not going to like her and Tam is my friend

我也没打算要喜欢她我的朋友是丹

I don't need another one

我不需要新朋友了

You can have more than one friend

你可以有不只一个朋友啊

I'm sure Tam has other friends

我肯定丹一定也有别的朋友

No I'm all he's got

没有我是他唯一的朋友

And even I avoid him half the time

而就连我都有一半的时间在躲着他

Also you don't have any friends

而且你也没有朋友啊

Why are you so worried about me

你为什么要那么担心我

I have friends

我有朋友啊

Then how come the only person who ever comes over is Meemaw

那为什么唯一会来家里的只有姥姥

Because

因为...

Okay this isn't about me

好啦事情的重点不是我

So Paige didn't make a good first impression

佩吉没有给你留下好的第一印象

but that can change

但这可以改变啊

What's that new Star Trek show

那个新的《星际迷航》的剧叫什么

Next Generation

《下一代》吗

When that first came on you said a new Star Trek

它刚出的时候你说没有史波克博士

without Dr Spock could never be good

那个剧不可能会好看

but I've seen you watching it

但我有看到你在追这个剧啊

Well first of all it's Mr Spock

首先是史波克先生

Dr Spock writes books about babies

史波克医生[博士]是写幼童保健书的

My apologies

我道歉

And second of all Paige isn't a TV show

其次佩吉也不是电视剧

She's a person and we all know how I feel about people

她是个人而你知道我对人有什么看法

Okay look

好吧你听我说

You're right

你说得对

I don't have many friends

我没有多少朋友

so I was hoping to get to know Paige's mom

所以我希望能够认识佩吉的妈妈

But if it makes you uncomfortable

但如果这事会让你心里不舒服

then I will call her and cancel

我可以打给她并取消见面

I'll think about it

我考虑考虑

Thank you baby

谢谢你宝贝

Guilt and jealousy in the same day

在同一天感到内疚与嫉妒

I slept hard that night

我那晚辗转难眠

Did you know that there's a type of vanilla flavoring

你知道有一种人工香草

derived from the anal glands of the North American beaver

是从美洲河狸的肛门腺提取出来的吗

That seems like a fact you could have shared

感觉你应该在我们开动前

before we started eating

分享这个小知识才对啊

It isn't used very often

当然这并不常被用到

I understand it's difficult to uh milk the little sacs

我能理解毕竟要从那小囊中挤出来很难

Cool Okay new topic

厉害好的新话题

Let's talk about Sheldon

来聊聊谢尔顿

Wonderful What about him

很好什么事

He's having kind of a hard time with the new girl in your class

他有点难接受班里新来的女同学

Really Why

真的吗为什么

He's jealous of the attention you're paying her

你对她的特别关爱令他感到有些嫉妒

Well she's remarkable

她很棒嘛

You see that Less of that

你看到了吗少这样一点

But I think he's remarkable too

但我也觉得他很棒啊

Perfect More of that less of the other one

完美这样多一点前面那样少一点

Understood

懂了

See this is why we're great together

你看这就是为什么我们特别搭

You teach me about social etiquette

你教导我社交礼仪

and I teach you about beaver anuses

我教你河狸肛门的知识

It is magical

的确是很奇妙

Did you know "ani" is also acceptable

你知道肛"们"可以被用来

as the plural of "anus"

指复数的"肛"吗

And the magic continues

奇妙一波接一波

Must have been most difficult for you to share

你分享出来想必也很困难吧

The thought of spending an afternoon

想到要一整个下午

with Paige seemed excruciating

都跟佩吉相处令我感到十分折磨

but I wanted to make my mother happy

但我又想让我妈妈开心

I was torn

我内心十分纠结

The release of emotions Mr Spock

史波克先生释放情感

is what keeps us healthy

才是让我们保持健康...

emotionally healthy that is

保持内心健康的方法

Luckily the wise words of Gene Roddenberry

但幸好由伦纳德·尼莫伊先生无情感演绎的

flatly delivered by Leonard Nimoy

来自主创吉恩·罗登伯里所写的金句

resolved my dilemma

解决了我的困境

That may be Doctor

或许吧医生

However I have noted

不过我发现了

that the healthy release of emotion

人们健康良好地释放情绪时

is frequently very unhealthy

常常结果都十分不良好

I realized if Mr Spock could rise above his emotions

我发现了如果史波克先生能在进取号危在旦夕时

while the fate of the Enterprise hung in the balance

也不慌不乱凌驾自己的情绪

certainly I could tolerate Paige for a few hours

我当然也能忍受佩吉几个小时

I'm not watching this crap

我不要看这个破剧

Why do I listen to you

我为什么听你的

Tony this is going to help you choose a major

托尼这能帮你选一个专业

This test is designed to help you focus

这个测试能帮你集中精神

I know but what if it says all I'm good at is

我知道但万一测试结果说我只擅长....

What are you doing

你在干嘛

Suppressing my emotions

压抑我的情绪

Oh yeah Suppress this

是吗那你压抑一下这个

Hot dogs

热狗

Vulcans use a technique called Kolinahr

瓦肯人使用一种叫科林纳的技术

to suppress their emotions

来压抑情绪

Sheldon they're here

谢尔顿他们来了

Obviously I wasn't a Vulcan

显然我不是瓦肯人

So I did the next best thing

所以我只能退而求其次

took my feelings and shoved them down so far

把我的情绪埋到了最深处

they may have been lost forever

也许从此只能变成无心人

Hi Sheldon

你好呀谢尔顿

The release of emotions Mr Spock

史波克先生释放情感

is what keeps us healthy

是让我们保持健康的方法

Dr McCoy was an idiot

麦考伊医生就是个白痴

Well you just have a beautiful home Thank you

-你家真温馨漂亮 -谢谢

Can I interest anyone in something stronger than iced tea

有人想喝比冰茶更烈的饮品吗

Oh well I'll take a beer if you have one

如果你家有我就来瓶啤酒吧

Don't worry He's personally keeping

你放心全靠他

the Lone Star Brewing Company in business

孤星酿酒厂才没有倒闭

They did send me a belt buckle

他们还真给我寄了一个感谢皮带扣

Be right back

我去去就回

So Barry uh Linda tells me you're a dentist

巴里琳达告诉我你是牙医

Uh yes I have a practice up in Jasper

对我在杰斯帕市有个诊所

Uh Paige actually does some of the bookkeeping for us

事实上佩吉还帮我们记账

That's so funny

太巧了

Sheldon does our taxes

谢尔顿也帮我们报税

Oh Yeah we used to pay her in stickers

以前我们给她贴纸作为酬劳

but this year she actually started asking for money

但今年她开始管我们要钱了

Well don't let Sheldon hear that

千万别让谢尔顿听见了

We pay him in binder clips

我们都只付他装订夹

He loves being organized

他喜欢让一切井井有条

Boy does he

可不是嘛

We can't go to the grocery store without him making sure

我们每次去超市他都要把所有瓶子

that all the labels are facing the right way

摆成标签对着外面

Oh the stock boys there are always so happy to see him

负责货架的员工每次见到他都超开心

That's adorable

真可爱

Well it wasn't adorable when we redid our shower

我们重装修完浴室后他嫌有两块瓷砖贴歪了

and he wouldn't use it 'cause two of the tiles were crooked

而不肯用那时就不可爱了

He took baths in the sink

我们重新弄好之前

until we got it fixed

他都坚持在水槽里洗澡

So does Paige do any quirky stuff like that

佩吉也会做这种怪事吗

No Not really

-没 -其实不会

Now since we'll be spending a few hours together

由于我们要一起度过几小时

I've created a list of activities to keep us occupied

我列出了一些活动让我们有事可做

We'll start with a tour of my room

我们先参观我的房间

then board games and if time permits

然后玩桌游要是还有时间

you can look at and not touch my trains

你可以看我的火车模型但不许碰

Oh My Little Pony

是《小马宝莉》呀

I love My Little Pony

我超喜欢《小马宝莉》

That's my sister's and it's not part of the tour

那是我姐姐的不在参观行程里

I share a room with my sister too

我也跟我姐姐共用一个房间

It's super fun

超好玩的

You're wrong

你大错特错了

Now over here we have my desk

这边是我的书桌

This is my computer

这是我的电脑

That's my mouse

那是我的鼠标

This is my printer This is the paper that goes in the printer

这是我的打印机这些是打印机用纸

This is a box of extra paper

这盒是备用纸

that also goes in the printer

也是打印机要用的

And this is my signed picture of Professor Proton

而这张是质子教授的签名照片

Do you watch his show

你有看这个节目吗

No I don't really like it

没有我不太喜欢

You don't

你不喜欢吗

I think he's boring

我觉得他很无聊

And he dumbs everything down

而且他把什么东西都白痴化来教

Come on Kolinahr don't fail me now

科林纳啊别在这一刻弃我而去

And next on the tour we have

接下来我们参观...

a lamp

一盏灯

This is not making me feel better

这没能让我好过些

Their kid is perfect

他们的孩子很完美

And so is ours

我们家孩子也是啊

So we're lying to each other Fine

原来我们要互相欺骗行吧

It's just nice to get to know another family

能认识另一家跟我们情况类似的家庭

who's in a similar situation as us

是挺好的事嘛

And we're still lying

还在说谎

What grade are you in

你读几年级

Eighth

八年级

You

你呢

Tenth

十年级

Cool

酷

Nobody asked but fourth

没人问我但我读四年级

Why do grownups do this

大人为什么都这样

They love to stick random kids together

他们喜欢把孩子乱凑一起

and expect them to just be friends

觉得他们一定能成为朋友

I know

就是啊

I hate that

我超讨厌这样

Fresh Prince is right

喜剧《新鲜王子妙事多》说得对

Parents just don't understand

家长就是屁都不懂[有同名歌曲]

I love that song

我很喜欢那首歌

I have a cassette of it

我有那首歌的卡带

but I recorded it off the radio

但我是用录音机录的广播

You can hear Sheldon in the background

你能听见谢尔顿在后面

saying stuff about Sir Isaac Neutron

说艾萨克·猪顿爵士[牛顿]的事

Ugh my sister's always talking about him

我妹妹也是老提起他

I don't know why

真不知道为什么

I think he's dead

他好像已经死了

You have no idea how much it sucks

你不知道有一个像他这样的弟弟

to have a brother like him

是多糟心的事

Believe it or not he's in my class

不管你信不信他跟我同班

My parents sent Paige to a private school

我父母送佩吉去念私立学校

Cool We're too poor for that

真好我们家穷读不起私立学校

Does Sheldon make you feel stupid

谢尔顿会让你们觉得自己很笨吗

Nah I'm smart in other ways

不会我在其他方面很聪明

Me too

我也是

Hey I saw an old TV in the alley

我刚看到巷子里有台旧电视

Want to go throw rocks at it

想一起去朝它丢石头吗

Cool Hell yeah

-好啊 -当然想

Let's do it

走吧

We could play traditional chess

我们可以玩传统国际象棋

Or if you're interested we could play a variant

如果你有兴趣我们也可以玩改过的版本

with a new piece I invented

有我发明的新棋子

That sounds fun

听起来很好玩

What's the new piece

有什么新棋子

A wizard

巫师

The wizard cannot be taken and at any point

巫师不能被吃掉

he can teleport and switch places with any other piece

而且能随时瞬移跟任意棋子交换位置

Yes but there's an obvious flaw

好不过这有一个明显的漏洞

What flaw Well any time anyone is checkmated

-什么漏洞 -玩家被将军时

they can simply have the wizard and their king switch places

可以直接把巫师和国王交换位置

So the game will never end

这样游戏永远都不会结束

I knew that You passed my test

我知道你通过我的测试了

We told Paige that if she won

我们告诉佩吉

the regional spelling bee she could get a puppy

如果她赢了地区拼字竞赛就送她一只小狗

We ended up with two

我们家现在有两只小狗

'cause she won twice

因为她赢了两次

Fun That That's fun

有意思真有意思

All right

好了

that's enough about Paige

别再说佩吉了

So George I know you're a football coach

乔治我知道你是橄榄球教练

What about you Mary

你做什么工作呢玛丽

I work part time at the church

我在教会做兼职

Oh Oh that's so nice

真不错

I used to work at the practice with Barry

我以前在巴里的诊所上班

but I had to quit

但后来不得不放弃了

once Paige's schedule started to get busy

因为佩吉的日程排得很满

Well that's understandable

可以理解

A unique child can require a lot of attention

独特的孩子需要加倍的关注

Try all the attention Hmm

是全部的关注吧

Okay You know that's not true Barry Well

哪有你说的那么夸张巴里

She's she's right It's not

她说得对没那么夸张

Although I did spend Father's Day alone

不过我父亲节确实是独自度过的

'cause she took Paige to a robotics show

因为她带佩吉去看机器人展了

Okay That's enough Barry

好了可以了啦巴里

They don't need to hear all this

没必要跟他们说这些

That's OK

没事

That's why we're getting together

我们聚会就是为了这个目的

you know talk about this kind of stuff

交流这类事情

Barry it sounds like you might be feeling left out

巴里听起来你觉得自己被冷落了

Oh No

才没有

Sometimes I do

有时确实如此

And it's not just me It's Erica too

不只是我艾丽卡也这么觉得

Oh now he's just being dramatic

他越说越夸张啦

Erica gets a lot of attention

艾丽卡也有得到很多关爱

and she's just a joy

她可讨喜了

Dang it the screen won't break

可恶屏幕砸不碎

Bet it'll break if we blow it up

要是炸一下肯定会碎

I love her

本宫喜欢她

Fine you're right

好吧你说得对

Erica's doing just great

艾丽卡可"乖"了

Nothing to worry about there

完全没什么好担心的

Oh come on

给点力啊

You got any matches

你有火柴吗

Be right back

我去去就回

While she's gone you want to make out

想趁她不在亲热一下吗

Sure

好啊

You actually believe in the multiverse theory

你真的相信多重宇宙理论吗

Very much so

深信不疑

It's the most elegant interpretation

这是对量子力学

of quantum mechanics

最优美的解读

So you really think there are an infinite number of universes

所以你真认为有无穷的平行宇宙

Stephen Hawking believes it so yes I do

史蒂芬·霍金相信所以我也相信

Well if there are an infinite number of universes

如果真有无穷的平行宇宙

I think that theory's dumb in all of them

那我觉得这个理论在所有宇宙里都一样蠢

This is fun

跟你一起很好玩

I don't get to have discussions like this

在学校里我没法跟其他孩子

with kids at my school

聊这些话题

Do you

你呢

聊不了

Do you ever wish you were just like everyone else

你可曾希望过自己跟其他人一样

Not at all

完全没有

Me neither

我也没有

I love being smarter than everyone

我很享受比其他人聪明的感觉

Me too

我也是

I started to think that Paige and I

我开始觉得也许我和佩吉

might have more in common than I thought

比我想的有更多共同点

Maybe my mother was right

也许我妈妈说得对

I really did just need to get to know her better

我只是需要多了解她一些就行了

Checkmate

将军

You lose

你输了

Red alert

红色警报

Phasers stand by to fire on my order

听我命令准备发射相位枪

Guess that makes me the smartest

看来我才是最聪明的人

I don't know if ten year old Spock

我不知道史波克十岁时

ever flipped a chess board

有没有掀翻过象棋盘

but ten year old Sheldon sure did

但十岁的谢尔顿绝对掀了

Got to say I'm glad we invited 'em over

我必须说邀请他们来我真高兴

Don't you get him another beer

你别再给他啤酒了

Come on You love this and you know it

你也很享受看好戏你心里清楚

They're as messed up as we are

他们跟我们一样一团糟

Fine But one more and that's it

好吧不过这是最后一瓶了

Yes

好棒

Holy crap

我的妈呀

Don't you Go out there and check

你别... 快出去看看怎么回事

Now does anyone know what happens to quarks

有谁知道夸克互相结合形成介子和重子时

when we combine them to make mesons and baryons

会发生什么变化

Yes Paige

你说佩吉

We can ignore the particle masses

我们可以忽视在单夸克级别的

at the individual quark level

粒子质量

Correct You

正确你呀

are really

真是很...

He's jealous of you paying attention to her

你对她的特别关爱令他感到有些嫉妒

That was correct Paige

回答正确佩吉

And Sheldon

谢尔顿

is that a new bow tie

你戴的是新领结吗

It is

是的

Lookin' sharp

看着真精神

Thanks

谢谢

That was a close one

好险

As I was saying we only

我刚说到我们只能...