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In the early days of the Internet

在网际网络的早期

you couldn't stream movies

你不能看在线视频

or summon Thai food to your doorstep

或者召唤泰国菜到你家门口

But if you were interested in text based news

但如果你对纯文字的

about upcoming physics lectures

最新物理课程讲座有兴趣

it was a great time to be alive

那你可活在了好时代

Holy moly

我的老天

Dad

爸爸

Dad

爸

I'm in the shower

我在洗澡呢

It's an emergency

我有紧急的事

Fine Come in

行吧进来

Dad

老爸

I thought you had to use the bathroom

我还以为你是着急进来上厕所

At 7 23 in the morning

早上7点23分上吗

Why do I print out schedules if you're not going to read them

你都不读我给你的如厕时间表那我印来干嘛

Tell me what you want

有话快说有屁快放

What are we doing next weekend

你下周末要做什么吗

This ain't sounding like an emergency

这听起来不是很紧急啊

It is Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture

很紧急斯蒂芬·霍金要办讲座

and I really need to go

我一定得去

Can we talk about this when I'm out of the shower

不能等到我洗完澡再聊这事吗

Pick up the pace According to the schedule

你麻利点根据你并不读的时间表

that you don't read I'm due in there in six minutes

再过六分钟我就得进来洗澡了

So can we go

我们可以去吗

I don't know

我不知道

Go take a shower

你进去忙吧

I still have two minutes and 15 seconds

还差2分15秒呢

Let's nail this down

我们此刻解决

Where's the lecture

讲座地点在哪

And if the answer's Dallas we're not going

如果答案是达拉斯我们绝不去

Good news It's not Dallas ‭Where

-好消息不是达拉斯 -那是哪里

Pasadena California

加州的帕萨迪纳市

California

加州吗

That's a lot further than Dallas

那可是比达拉斯远很多啊

1 232 miles further as the crow flies

直线距离远了1983公里

But kudos to you for being up on your geography

不过为你的地理知识比个赞

There's no way we're going to California

我们绝对不可能去加州

If Stephen Hawking can make it there in a wheelchair

如果斯蒂芬·霍金坐轮椅都可以到那里

I'm sure we can manage

我相信我们一定可以

Sheldon airplane tickets are expensive

谢尔顿机票非常贵

Hotels are expensive We can't afford it

酒店也很贵我们付不起

But his health is fragile

但是他的健康如风中残烛

This might be my only chance to ever see him in person

这很可能是我这辈子唯一见到他的机会

I'm sorry buddy

我很抱歉儿子

I would like to discuss this further

我很想继续跟你谈下去

but I only have

但我只剩...

22 seconds to be in the shower and buttons slow me down

22秒的时间就得开始洗澡而解扣子很费时间

This is the moment we lost that game

我们就是在这一刻输了这场球

But one bad play doesn't mean you give up

战术执行失败一次并不代表就要放弃

We had plenty of time to turn it around

我们有大把的时间可以扭转局面

but y'all decided it was over

但你们就决定比赛没救了

I don't want to ever see that happen again

我再也不想看到有这样的情况发生

Next time something seems out of your reach

下一次你们再看到感觉没戏了的局面

you do not quit

也不准放弃

You just dig deeper

而是要加倍努力

Does that mean if I find an affordable flight

这代表如果我能找到可负担的机票

to California we can go

我们就可以去加州吗

梅德福旅行社

Hi Can I help you

您好有何能为您效劳

I'm trying to find the cheapest flight to California

我想找到去加州最便宜的两张机票

for me and my father ‭Okay

-给我跟我爸爸 -好的

Well have a seat

你请坐

You lookin' to go to Disneyland

你们是想去迪士尼乐园吗

The only ride I'm interested in is

我唯一有兴趣去坐的设施

the intellectual roller coaster of Stephen Hawking's mind

是斯蒂芬·霍金思想上的智慧过山车

And where is that located

那个项目的位置在哪里呢

Well Stephen Hawking's head

斯蒂芬·霍金的大脑里

But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena

不过到时候他人会在帕萨迪纳的加州理工

Got it

了解

And uh when were you looking to fly

你们想什么时候飞呢

Next weekend

下周末

Oh wow that's pretty soon

那时间很赶啊

Traveling last minute can be pricey

最后一刻订的机票通常都不便宜

Are there any discounts available

有任何打折活动吗

Are you a member of any frequent flier programs

你有加入任何航空的飞行常客计划吗

No I've never flown before

没我还没有坐过飞机

Well ways to keep the cost down are

如果想要便宜方法有...

flying on weekdays multiple layovers or

周间飞过去多次转机或者...

this probably doesn't apply but

这个估计你们用不了但...

airlines offer special fares

航空公司会提供特殊费率

if there's been a death in the family

给近期有家人亲戚过世的旅客

Interesting May I use your phone

有意思我能借用你的电话吗

Hello

你好

What else you got

你还有什么招数

Hello

谁啊

See ya

再见

Where you going ‭Out with Jana

-你去哪里呢 -跟贾娜出去

You've been spending a lot of time with her lately

你最近很常跟她泡在一起啊

Is she your girlfriend

她是你女朋友吗

Dad can you make her stop

老爸你能让她别八卦了吗

Yeah I could but I won't Also I can't

我可以但我偏不另外我其实没办法

I just want to know what's going on in your life

我只是想关心你的生活近况嘛

And if this girl is someone special to you

如果你觉得这女孩是你很特别的人

then she's special to me

那我也会视她如特别之人

Come on

别闹了

Mary enough ‭What I want to know

-玛丽够了 -干嘛我想知道嘛

Bye

再见

If it helps I don't care

不知道能不能安慰到你但我不在乎

It does Thank you

安慰到了谢谢

Why doesn't he tell me anything

他为何什么都不愿意跟我说啊

When you were a teenager did you tell your parents stuff

当你是青少年的时候你跟你父母报告一切吗

Well no

没有啊

Then why do you expect him to

那你为什么认为他应该做到

'Cause I'm a cool fun mom

因为我是酷又有趣的那种妈妈啊

Dad good news Airline tickets to California

爸爸好消息去加州的机票价格

are more affordable than you think

比你想象中的要能负担许多

Sheldon we're not going

谢尔顿我们不去

What's all this about

你们这是在说什么

Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture at Caltech

斯蒂芬·霍金要在加州理工办讲座

If we leave on Wednesday and are willing to make four layovers

如果我们愿意周三飞过去并转机4次

in Boise Denver Albuquerque and Fargo

在博伊西丹佛阿尔伯克基与法戈转机

we can get there for only $95 each

我们只需要95块一个人就可以了

I have a job I can't just leave in the middle of the week

我有工作好吗不能周间想走就走

W Well then what about Mom

那妈妈呢

Sorry Shelly we're not in a position to do this

谢利对不起但我们真的没办法

But Stephen Hawking's my hero

可是斯蒂芬·霍金是我的英雄

Imagine if you got a chance to see Jesus or

想象一下如果是你有机会见到耶稣或...

Dad got to meet the man who invented beer

老爸有机会见到发明啤酒的人

Someone's Underoos are in a knot

某人今天内裤打结心情不爽吗

My Underoos are fitting just fine thank you

我的内裤平整舒服得很谢谢关心

Then why is there a stick up your butt

那你为什么脸臭得像屁股卡了东西

Stop making inquiries about my bottom

不要再说跟我屁股有关的事了好吗

But I enjoy it

但我喜欢啊

Mom and Dad won't take me to California to see Stephen Hawking

爸妈不愿意带我去加州看斯蒂芬·霍金

You thought they would take you to California Yes

-你本来以为他们会愿意带你去加州吗 -对啊

They wouldn't even buy me this book at the book fair

书展时我想让他们给我买这本书都不行

I had to get it at the library

害我只能去图书馆借

There's a booger on one of the pages

其中一页里面还粘了鼻屎

Well I may never get another chance to see him in person

我这辈子可能再也没有机会见到他了

Suck it up You always get everything you want

自己憋着吧你总是要什么都能被满足

That's not true

才没有呢

You got a computer

你有一台电脑

I'm reading a booger book Fine

-而我只能读鼻屎书 -行吧

How do you recommend I "suck it up"

那你建议我该怎么"憋着点"

I don't know when you don't get your way

不知道啊当事情不随你愿的时候

shut up and move on

闭嘴继续过生活呗

Is that what you do Yeah

-你都是这么做的吗 -是啊

And that's why you don't have a computer

这就是为什么你没有一台电脑

Georgie is my son I have the right

小乔治是我儿子我有这个权利

to know who he's spending time with

知道他都跟谁玩在一起

You talking about Jana

你是在说贾娜吗

You know her

你知道她啊

Well I don't really know her

我并不认识她啦

I've seen them hanging out together at Dale's store

我只是有几次在戴尔的店里

a couple of times

看到他们玩在一起

She's cute

她挺可爱的

Great So you know even more than I do

漂亮你知道的都比我还多

Always have

向来如此

I don't feel I'm being out of line wanting to

我觉得我想知道这些不过分吧

know how old this girl is

比如她几岁了

or what church she goes to or her last name

都去哪间教堂还有她姓什么

Owens

欧文斯

What Now you know

干嘛啦你现在不就知道了吗

Unbelievable

真是绝了

Oh geez you worry about Sheldon not being normal

天啊你整天担心谢尔顿不够正常

now you're worried about Georgie being normal

现在小乔治像个正常孩子你也要担心吗

how did I raise such a turd

我怎么养了你这么个小混蛋

I am not

人家才不是...

that word

那个词呢

If you can't say the word you might be the word

如果你说不出那个词你有可能就是那个词

Over the next few days

在接下来的几天

I tried to take my sister's advice and "suck it up "

我尝试听我姐姐的建议自己憋着

But how could I

但我怎么憋得下这口气

when everything reminded me of Stephen Hawking

一切事物都在提醒我斯蒂芬·霍金的存在

L e a r n

西于耶学[机械音]

That is correct Now spell

正确现在拼...

Oh dear

天啊

It's actually a shampoo for ladies

这其实是给女士用的洗发水

but my hair just responds to it

但我的头发用后反应也很好

So what are you doing Friday night

你周五晚有什么事吗

No plans

没什么事

My parents are gonna be out of town

我爸妈要去外地

Really

真的吗

Wanna come over

你想来我家吗

My parents won't let me if your folks ain't there

如果你爸妈不在家我爸妈不会同意让我去

Okay

好吧

Uh but I guess I don't have to tell 'em

不过我不用跟他们提这点吧

Cool

那很好

Okay that's it

好了就这样

Nothing was able to shake me from my doldrums

任何事物都无法让我一扫阴霾

not even Dr Sturgis's jaunty new sweater vest

连斯特吉斯博士很有活力的新毛衣背心都不行

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Yes

怎么了

You seem distracted

感觉你有心事啊

I really wanted to see Stephen Hawking speak at Caltech

我真的很想去加州理工听斯蒂芬·霍金的讲座

but my parents can't afford the trip

但我父母负担不起去的费用

That's too bad

那太糟糕了

Dr H puts on a heck of a show

霍博士可会说了

I believe it

我相信

Would it make you feel better to know this vest is reversible

如果告诉你这背心可以两面穿你会开心吗

A little Thanks

开心了一点点谢谢你

Wait

等等

I may be able to help you with Hawking

或许我有办法帮忙霍金这事

Really

真的吗

This vest is not the only thing that's full of surprises

充满惊喜的可不只是这件背心而已啊

Where ya goin'

你要去哪里

Out

出去

Out where

去哪里

Jana's

贾娜家

Her parents gonna be there

她父母会在家吗

Yep ‭Okay

-会 -好吧

Let me just call and make sure

那我打过去确认一下

Owens

欧文斯

Owens

欧文斯

That's her last name right Owens

她姓这个对吧欧文斯

Why are you being so weird

你为什么要怪里怪气的

I'm not being weird Are you

我没有怪里怪气啊你呢

我也没有啊

Good No one's being weird

很好没人怪里怪气

Don't call 'em

别打给他们

Why not

为什么不打

Why can't you just trust me

你为什么不能直接相信我呢

Because I know that you're lying

因为我知道你说谎了

What No I'm not

什么我才没撒谎

I heard you on the phone with Jana

我听到你跟贾娜打电话的内容了

You spied on me

你偷听我

I didn't mean to but I'm glad that I did

我不是有意的但我庆幸我这么做了

because you just lied to my face

因为你刚刚当着我面说谎

You are not going anywhere

你哪都不准去

Try and stop me

有本事就拦着我啊

You walk out that door and your father gets involved

你敢走出那扇门我就告诉你爸

I don't need this

真是信了你的邪

Dang

哇哦

Dad

老爸

You missed everything What happened

-你错过好戏了 -发生什么了

Georgie lied to Mom to be alone at Jana's house

小乔治骗了妈妈其实他要去贾娜家和她独处

but Mom knew 'cause she listened in on his phone call

但妈妈知道了因为她偷听他讲电话

Oh boy

我的天

Now he's grounded and everyone's mad

现在他被禁足所有人都很生气

Not me I'm super happy

不包括我我看戏看得很开心

Well bye

好吧再见

Dad the university offered to pay for us to go to California

爸爸大学说可以负责我们去加州的费用

They're even putting us up in a hotel

他们甚至给我们安排住酒店

You're kidding

不会吧

We're going to California

我们要去加州吗

No just me and Dad

不只有我和爸爸去

That's fair

好公平哦

I'm so happy for you

我真替你高兴呢

Sometimes sarcasm was laid on so thick

有时嘲讽的语气是如此浓烈

even I could detect it

连我这种迟钝人也能听出来

Thanks

谢谢啦

This was not one of those times

那次并不是其中一个例子

I see Well no that makes sense

我知道了不那可以理解

Okay John thanks

好约翰谢了

Bye

再见

Sheldon was right

谢尔顿说对了

They're offerin' to pay for the whole trip

他们主动要付整个旅程的费用

Why

为什么

Sturgis talked to his boss

斯特吉斯和他上司谈过

and they really want to keep Sheldon goin' to school there

他们真的很想让谢尔顿继续在那上学

I guess I could take him

我可以带他去的

Why you He asked me first

为什么是你去他先找的我

I'm mad at Georgie right now

我现在在生小乔治的气

It'd be good for us to have some space

我们分开冷静一下比较好

So you pick a fight with Georgie

怎么你和小乔治吵架

and I don't get to go to California

结果惩罚我没得去加州吗

Fine you can go

行吧那你去

Thank you

谢谢

Have fun managing Sheldon's bathroom schedule

你要配合谢尔顿在不同时区的如厕时间表

in different time zones

玩得开心哦

Let me get a picture of my boys before their big trip

在我家帅哥们出发前拍张照留念

It's smart to document this

记录下这一刻很明智

Next time you see me

因为你下次见到我时

I'll have been in the presence of Stephen Hawking

我已经是见过斯蒂芬·霍金的人了

Smile

笑一个

I'd prefer to look serious

我比较想摆出严肃脸

This may appear in a textbook someday

这张照片日后说不定会出现在教科书里

Say "Stephen Hawking "

说"斯蒂芬·霍金"

Stephen Hawking ‭ Stephen Hawking

-斯蒂芬·霍金 -斯蒂芬·霍金

Aw you made me smile

你害我笑出来了啦

Wash up for dinner

洗手吃饭了

I ain't eatin'

我不吃

Well you're not watchin' TV

那你也不准看电视

I can't leave the house and now I can't watch TV

我不能出去现在连电视也不准看吗

Yeah it's called being grounded

是啊禁足就是这样

I can't wait to move out

我等不及搬出去住了

What was that

你说什么

Next time I'll say it on the phone

下次我会在电话上说

so you can hear me

这样你就能听见了

You keep frownin' like that

你再继续皱眉头

you're gonna get wrinkles like your meemaw

就会长出和姥姥一样的老人褶子

You look great

你明明很美

I know I just wanted to hear you say it

我知道我只是想听你说出来

What's on your mind

你在不爽什么

Sheldon always gets everything he wants

谢尔顿总是想要什么就有什么

I guess he does

好像的确如此

That's not fair huh

这不公平对吧

超不公平

On the other hand

但是

he's just going to some science lecture

他也只是去听个科学讲座而已

I know but he gets to go on a plane to California

我知道但他有机会坐飞机去加州耶

Planes aren't all that great

飞机也没那么好啦

You can't even smoke on 'em anymore

现在都不能在上面抽烟了

I tell you what

这样吧

after practice today

你今天练球结束后

you and me will do somethin' fun

我和你去做点好玩的事

Can I have my first cigarette

我能抽人生第一支烟吗

不行

Can I get my ears pierced

我能穿耳洞吗

Your mom won't like that

你妈绝对不会喜欢

So maybe

所以也许可以

All right 34A and B this is us

我看看 34A和B 就是这里

All right you want the aisle or the window

你想坐靠走道的还是靠窗的

Which one is assigned to me

哪个位子是分配给我的

It doesn't matter just pick one

无所谓你选一个就是了

Well if I sit by the window I can watch the takeoff and landing

如果我坐靠窗位就能看到起飞和降落

but if I sit on the aisle

但如果我坐靠走道位

I'm closer to the bathroom

就离洗手间近一点

Here we go

又开始了

Although if I'm by the window

但如果我坐靠窗位

you'll have to get up when I use the bathroom

我去洗手间时你就得起来

But if I'm not

然而如果我靠走道坐

I'll have to get up when you use the bathroom

你去洗手间时我就得起来

Just pick one

随便选一个吧

It's a tricky decision

我难以抉择

My bladder's smaller than yours

我的膀胱比你的小...

Everything okay here

二位有什么问题吗

About to be

马上就解决了

Here ‭

来

Aisle it is

那你就靠走道啦

We're good

没事了

Oh okay

好

You want to help me with this

你要不要帮我弄这个

不要

Hey

别走

You're the one who lied to me

是你先欺骗我的

Well I'm done talkin' to you so it'll never happen again

我以后不跟你说话了这样你不会再被骗啦

What

干嘛

I know you don't want to talk and that's fine

我知道你不想说话没关系

You can just listen

你听我说就行了

Life is hard enough if you make good decisions

即使做出正确决定生活也够艰难了

but if you make bad ones it gets even harder

但如果做了错误决定生活就会雪上加霜

Nothin' was gonna happen with Jana

我并不会和贾娜做什么

Georgie ‭ No

-小乔治... -不

You always assume the worst with me

你总是把我想得很坏

I'm sorry you were a perfect kid and I'm just a screwup

很抱歉你小时候是乖乖牌而我却是个坏小孩

You are not a screwup

你才不是坏小孩

And I was not a perfect kid

我小时候也不是乖乖牌

Oh what'd you do sleep through church one mornin'

你做了什么天理不容的错事睡过头没去教堂吗

For your information

告诉你

I used to skip class

我以前常逃课

so that I could

就为了

drink beer in my boyfriend's truck

去我男朋友卡车里喝啤酒

Dad had a truck back then

老爸那时就有卡车了吗

Not talkin' about your dad

我说的不是你爸

I also

我还...

stole your meemaw's car

偷开走你姥姥的车

and crashed it into a ditch

结果开进沟里去了

Really

真的吗

With that boyfriend who wasn't Dad

跟不是我爸的那个男朋友一起吗

Missin' the point

这不是重点

‭If the point is you made some bad decisions and turned out fine

如果重点是你做过错误选择现在也好好的啊

then why you being so hard on me

那为什么还对我那么严厉

Because some decisions you cannot walk away from

因为有一些决定你永远无法摆脱

and they will affect the rest of your life

它们会影响你一辈子

If you're talkin' about Jana getting pregnant

如果你是指贾娜怀孕

she ain't gonna

她不会怀孕的

That is what I thought and the next thing I know

我当年也这么想的结果稀里糊涂

I'm at the courthouse gettin' married

我就在法院办结婚手续了

You got married

你结婚

because you were pregnant

是因为你怀孕了吗

Yes

没错

So I was a mistake

所以我只是个错误吗

No No

不绝对不是

You are a blessin'

你是天赐的礼物

The mistake was lyin' to my parents

错的是我欺骗了我父母

so that I could spend the night at your dad's house

就为了去你爸家过夜

And you know tequila

还有喝龙舌兰

Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking

女士们先生们我是本次航班机长

We're expecting a smooth flight to Los Angeles

去洛杉矶的航程预计很平稳

Before we take off please direct your attention

起飞前请各位看向空乘

to the flight attendants as they review

他们会再强调一遍

some important safety procedures

重要安全规程

"Safety procedures" Oh baby

"安全规程" 爽啊

Take a minute to locate the exit closest to you

请花点时间找到离您最近的出口

The nearest exit could be behind you

最靠近您的出口也许在座位后方

Should the cabin experience sudden pressure loss

如果机舱突然失压

oxygen masks will drop down from above your seat

您座椅上方的氧气面罩会自动脱落

Why would the cabin lose pressure

机舱为什么会失压

It won't ‭Place the mask over your mouth and nose

-不会的 -将面罩罩在口鼻处

like this pull the strap to tighten it

像这样拉紧带子

If you are traveling with children

如携带儿童乘机

make sure that your own mask is on first before helping your child

请自己先戴好氧气面罩再帮助您的孩子

I don't like this at all

我不喜欢这样

It's just a precaution

这只是预防措施啦

You know perfectly safe

其实安全得很

In the unlikely event

万一遇到

of a water landing and evacuation

水上迫降紧急疏散

Water landing water landing water landing

水上迫降水上迫降水上迫降

I can't do this

我办不到

Keep going we'll be right back

你继续说我们很快回来

Uh sir

先生

Sheldon come out of there No

-谢尔顿快出来 -不要

At least open the door

至少把门打开

Tell them I need to get off

你告诉他们我得下飞机

Sir

先生

You both need to return to your seats

你们二位都必须回到座位上

Just one second

稍等一下

Sir Sir

先生先生

If you want to see Stephen Hawking

如果你想见斯蒂芬·霍金

we have to sit down right now

我们必须立刻坐下

It's too dangerous I can't

太危险了我做不到

It's okay to be scared

你可以害怕没关系

Sir ‭Th That's when you got to dig deep and be brave

-先生 -但此刻正是你挖掘内心勇气的时候

So what do you say

你怎么说

No I'm your terrified little boy

不我是你吓破胆的年幼儿子

Okay

好吧

Sir please they're gonna call security

先生请出来他们要叫保安了

Just one more second

再稍等一下

Mr Spock

史波克先生

He flies around all the time in that spaceship

他长期坐那艘飞船到处飞啊

He's not afraid is he

他也没害怕对吧

I'm not Mr Spock

我不是史波克先生

No but but I've seen you pretend to be him

对但我见过你扮成他

Could you do that right now

你现在能扮成他吗

You be Spock I'll be Kirk

你是史波克我是柯克舰长

Maybe

也许可以

Okay Mr Spock

好史波克先生

Your first order is to return to your seat

给你的第一个命令就是回到座位上

Aye Captain

是舰长

Flight attendants prepare for takeoff

空乘归位准备起飞

You okay Mr Spock

你还好吗史波克先生

Doing my best sir

我尽力了长官

The captain and Mr Spock don't hold hands

舰长和史波克先生是不会牵手的

Sorry

抱歉

Okay maybe just this once

或许就牵这一次吧

加州理工大学

I think we've been lied to about California

我们以前听说的加州传闻好像都是假的

No one on this campus is tan at all

学校里根本没人晒成古铜色肌肤

No they are not

的确没有

Imagine all the stimulating conversations

想想这些桌子见证了

that must go on at these tables

多少激动人心的讨论

I bet

肯定的

I can see myself going here one day

我能预见自己有一天来这里

I think you'd fit right in

我想你会很适应的