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Nobody else is stronger than I am

世上没人比我强壮

Yesterday I moved a mountain

昨天我移了一座山

I bet I could be your hero

我相信我能当你的英雄

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙

Previously on Young Sheldon

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要

So he's really good to graduate ‭He sure is

-所以他真的可以毕业了吗 -当然

Do you think I can make it from one end

你觉得我有办法

of the college campus to the other

10分钟内从大学校区的一侧

in under ten minutes including a bathroom break

走到另一侧而且还包含上厕所的时间吗

How important is the bathroom break

这上厕所的时间重要吗

Very The class schedules are designed

非常重要课程表是设计给

for fully grown bladders and mine is child sized

膀胱完全成熟的成年人但我的膀胱还是小孩版

One other bit of business

另外还有一件事

Since you're graduating top of the class

你提早毕业而且成绩又是第一

that makes you our valedictorian

你会是优秀毕业生致辞代表

I'm so proud of you baby

宝贝我真为你感到骄傲

You seem surprised

感觉你挺意外啊

Well it's quite an accomplishment

这可是挺了不起的成就呢

In this school I don't think so

在这所学校里当第一吗还好吧

We're really gonna miss you

我们绝对会想死你的

I've always enjoyed math word problems

我从小就喜欢解数学应用题

Try wrapping your noggin around this one

你也来试着解解看这题吧

A brilliant young boy named Sheldon

有位聪明绝顶名叫谢尔顿的少年

is about to start college

马上要去上大学了

He needs to get from his linear algebra class

他需要从线性代数课堂教室

to his physics class which is 822 meters away

赶到距离822米的物理学教室

If his stride is 23 inches long and he only has ten minutes

如果他一步是58.4公分而且只有10分钟的时间

how many steps would he have to take per minute

他每分钟需要走多少步

to make it on time It's a doozy isn't it

才能够准时到达教室呢是个难题吧

Don't worry

别担心

I'll show my work

我会演示我的计算过程

First we must determine the maximum velocity achievable

首先我们需要计算出在不出汗的情况下

without breaking a sweat

最快的速度是多少

Sweating is for jocks and those who are worried the jig is up

只有运动员跟做坏事担心被抓的人才会流汗

Hi Sheldon

你好啊谢尔顿

Not now Billy I'm in the middle of a math problem

比利我现在没空正在解数学题呢

Okay

好吧

Darn it

可恶

What are you looking for

你在看什么呢

Chest hairs

胸毛

Is there any chance I'll hit puberty in the next few weeks

我有可能在接下来的几周间进入青春期吗

Oh God I hope not Why

天啊可千万别为什么这么问

The campus is so big I'll never make it from one class to another

校区太大了我光凭自己绝对赶不上课

without a solid dose of testosterone

必需得有睾丸酮来为我加速了

Maybe they'll let you leave early so you'll have time

教授可能会让你先走去赶课啊

But the end of the class is when

可是通常课堂结束前那几分钟

I point out the teacher's mistakes

是我指出那堂课老师错误的时间

Everybody loves that

大家都可喜欢我指出错误了

I'd say run across campus

我想建议你用跑的

but I know how you feel about sweating

但是我知道你对流汗是怎么想的

It's the urine of the skin

那是皮肤的尿

Why not ride your bike

那你为什么不骑你的自行车呢

I considered that but I can't let my colleagues

我想过这件事但我不能让我的同僚

see me with training wheels They'll think I'm a child

看到我骑有辅助轮的车他们会觉得我是小孩子

Can't have that

可不能让他们有这种想法

See any fuzz growing

能看到腋毛冒出来的迹象吗

Let me look

我看看啊

‭No Meemaw Bad Meemaw

姥姥不要你个坏人

What do you want

你找我干嘛

I was hoping you could help me build up my leg muscles

我希望你能帮忙训练我腿部肌肉

to increase my speed

来增加我的走速

If you don't want people chasing you be less annoying

如果你不想被别人追打你就别那么惹人厌

It's so I can get to my classes on time

是为了要赶上上课时间啦

Sheldon you know you ain't gonna work out

谢尔顿你清楚你自己根本不会想锻炼

I will This is important

我会想这事情很重要

Fine

行吧

Here Hold these

给你举着这个

Now keep your back straight

你要保持背部挺直

and bend your knees like this

然后把膝盖像这样弯曲

Dad you're a football coach

爸爸你是球队教练

Do you use human growth hormone

你们有在用人类生长激素

to enhance the performance of your players

来增加球员的身体机能吗

We lost our last game 63 to 9 What do you think

我们上一场比赛输给人家比分是63:9 你说呢

I think you should look into human growth hormone

要我说你们该开始找激素来用了

And if you do send some this kid's way

如果你们开始用了也弄一点来给我吧

With no access to controlled substances

由于无法弄到受管制的药品

I was left with only one option

我只剩下最后一条路了

Missy will you teach me to ride a bike tomorrow

米希你明天可以教我怎么骑自行车吗

Why not Mom Working

-为什么不叫妈教你 -她要工作

Meemaw Old

-姥姥呢 -太老了

Dad Fat

-老爸呢 -太胖了

Okay

好吧

I'm such a good person

我真是个人美心善的好人啊

All right You're gonna pedal

好的等一下你就踩踏板就对了

I'm gonna run behind and hod you up

我会在背后边跑边给你扶着

I'm nervous

我好紧张

Just pedal You'll be fine

不停踩踏板就行了没事的

Ready

准备好了吗

Not really ‭Go

-不太 -出发

I'm doing it

我成功了

Okay I'm gonna let go Don't let go

-好啦我要放手啦 -别放手

I'm letting go Don't let go

-我要放手了 -别放手啊

I already let go You let go

-我手已经放掉了 -你已经放掉了吗

I let go

放掉了

I'm doing it

我成功了

You're doing it I'm doing it

-你成功了 -我成功啦

Dad Sheldon got hurt How

-老爸谢尔顿受伤了 -怎么发生的

A chicken chased him into a mailbox

有鸡追他害他撞到邮筒

Course it did

真是不意外呢

If I knew you could run I would've let you teach him

早知道你这么会跑我就让你教他了

What happened

怎么了

Belinda got off her leash

贝琳达挣脱了她的鸡链

You okay

你没事吧

My arm really hurts I want Mom

我的手臂好痛啊我想要妈妈来

You got me Now let me take a look

我在呢让我看看

Don't touch it I'm not gonna hurt you

-别碰它 -我不会弄痛你的

I'm sorry but you are too big to be delicate

抱歉只是你身材太大老粗感觉就不细致

I'm delicate

那我也很细致

Just want to see if you can bend it

我只想看看你还能不能弯它

I can't It hurts too much

不能太疼了

I'm gonna take him to the emergency room

我要带他去急诊室

Come on

起来

You gonna be okay Yeah

-你能照顾自己吧 -能

Have fun

玩得愉快

梅德福社区医院

This is bad

情况真糟糕

You're gonna be just fine

你会没事的

This is the arm I write with

这是我写字的那只手

This is the arm I eat with

也是我用来吃饭的那只手

This is the arm I do the Vulcan salute with

还是我用来行瓦肯人礼的那只手

It's not too swollen That's a good sign

没有肿得太大这是好现象

You're not a doctor

你又不是医生

But I see this on the football field all the time

但我在球场上看过太多这情况了

Football players are meant to be hurt

橄榄球员受伤是正常的

I'm meant to be cherished

而我是脆弱的小娇花

Okay Looks like you fractured your ulna

片子上看起来你的尺骨裂了

Oh no

惨了

Two weeks in a cast you'll be good as new

打两周的石膏你的手臂就会重获新生

A cast Don't those get sweaty

打石膏那岂不是会闷到都是汗吗

They can And itchy

-有可能 -还会发痒

A little Can it get wet

-一点点吧 -那它能弄湿吗

Not supposed to

不应该弄湿

Then how am I supposed to take a shower

那我要怎么洗澡啊

Well some people wrap it in a garbage bag

有些人会在外面套上一层垃圾袋再洗

That's where garbage goes

那是用来装垃圾的东西

Did you get a discount doctor because we're poor

你有因为家里没钱就找了便宜医生吗

Shelly you okay

谢利你没事吧

I fractured my ulna ‭He's fine

-我弄裂了尺骨 -他没事

I told you you didn't need to come down here

我都跟你说了不需要特别跑过来一趟

My baby is in the emergency room

我的宝贝儿子进了急诊室

Yeah with his father

是啊但有他爸爸陪着呢

Who let him get hurt

让他受伤的爸爸

Me I wasn't even there

关我什么事我当时都不在场

If anything it was Missy's fault

真的要怪那也是米希的错

And Belinda Sparks

还有贝琳达·斯巴克斯

Who A chicken

-谁 -一只鸡

What does a chicken have to do with this

这件事跟鸡有什么关系

You know what I'm gonna let the nurse come in

两位我去请护士小姐进来

and put the cast on

帮他把石膏打上

Don't worry baby You're gonna be just fine

别担心宝贝你会没事的

Thanks Mom That's what I been saying the whole time

-谢谢你妈妈 -我跟他说无数遍了好吗

But she cherishes me

但她真心宝贝我

That's so cool

真的好酷啊

Can I sign it

我能在上面签名吗

Why

为什么

'Cause that's what kids do

因为小孩子都是这么做的啊

Why would I care what kids do

我为什么会在乎其他小孩子都怎么做

So when it's over you can have a cool reminder

这样当你拆掉之后就有很酷的纪念品啊

I don't want a reminder This is traumatic

我不想要纪念这是严重创伤

I might need counseling

我可能需要找心理治疗师呢

Come on don't be lame Let me sign it

别这么无聊嘛让我签

You're just gonna write something mean

你肯定会在上面写很恶劣的话

You don't commit a crime and sign your own name

哪有人会在犯罪后还留下自己的名字呢

Learned that one the hard way

这件事我可是被上过惨痛的一课

Hey Brenda

布兰达你来啦

Hey I just wanted to check in and see how Sheldon's doing

我就想来看看谢尔顿情况怎么样

He'll be fine It's just a little fracture

没事的就是一点骨裂

Oh Poor kid

可怜的孩子啊

Please know we feel terrible

请相信我们心里真的很过意不去

Eh accidents happen

人生意外难免啦

Hey speaking of accidents

说到意外

which this clearly was

整个治疗过程

insurance covers everything right

都是有意外险理赔的对吧

If you're worried about me sending you a bill don't be

如果你是在担心我会让你付医药费你安心吧

Wasn't worried

没在担心这个啦

I just wanted to bring you some food as a peace offering

我只是想给您们送来一点食物表达歉意

and promise it will never happen again

并跟你们保证再也不会有这种情况发生

Well thanks

谢谢啊

Ooh fried chicken

是炸鸡呢

Never again

再也不会

"I hope your arm gets better soon

"我希望你手臂快快好起来

XO Missy " See

亲亲抱抱米希" 你看

Nothing mean Thank you

-没写什么坏话 -谢谢

My sister could have a big heart

我姐姐或许善良心大

If only that were true of her brain

但是她的脑子就不太大了

That's the wrong "Your "

你把"你的"写成"你是"了

What are you talking about

你在说什么呢

It's supposed to be Y O U R

你把"的"写成"是"了

What you wrote means "I hope you are arm gets better "

你写的意思变成"我希望你是手臂快快变好"

You defaced my body with a grammatical error

你用错字玷污了我的身体

I guess that's your problem Y O U R

我想这是你"的"问题了

Left handed knocking Wild

左手敲门太新鲜刺激了

Georgie What

-小乔治 -干嘛

You're left handed Now that I've joined your ranks

你是左撇子我现在加入了你的阵营

I was wondering if you could tell me what to expect

我想问你左撇子的生活会如何

I don't know To me it's just normal

不知道啊对我来说用左手很正常

But the vast majority of people are right handed

但是大多数的人口都是右撇子啊

There must be some challenges

肯定会碰到什么困难吧

It's hard to cut stuff with scissors

用剪刀的时候会很难剪

Mom handles most of my cutting needs

我需要剪东西时本来就几乎都被妈妈包办了

Uh when you shake hands it's the wrong hand

当你跟别人握手时会不顺手

I don't shake hands It's disgusting

我不跟人握手太恶心了

Oh When driving the gear shifter's on the right side

当你开车的时候变速杆是在右手边

And I'm not old enough to drive

我也还没到能开车的年纪

Being a lefty doesn't seem so bad

当个左撇子看起来也没那么糟嘛

I don't know why you complain so much

我不知道为什么你有这么多抱怨

Don't worry baby

宝贝不用担心

I cut everything into bite size pieces for you

我把所有东西都切成能一口吃的大小了

Maybe you could chew it up and spit it in his mouth

要不你干脆帮他嚼好再吐进他嘴里

Please ‭ Let's just say grace

-求你啦 -我们来做饭前祷告

Will you two help him with his mittens

你们俩能帮他戴下手套吗

Maybe he doesn't wear them

他也可以不戴啊

Then I'm not holding hands

那我就不牵手了

We ain't got to hold hands Sweet

我们不用牵手了脱难了

I like when we hold hands We are holding hands

-我喜欢一家人牵手 -我们要牵手

Let's go Mittens

快点戴手套

Fine ‭ Fine

-遵命 -遵命

Gently Gently

轻点轻点

I'm doing it gently

我已经很轻柔了

Well your tone suggests otherwise

你的语气显示你并不是

Just give me your hand

把手给我啦

Gently

轻点

There

好了

Bless us Lord for the food we are about to receive

感谢神赐给我们如此丰盛的食物

and bless the hands that prepared it

感谢辛勤准备的人

And bless Sheldon's arm to heal strong and quick

请您保佑谢尔顿的手臂快速有力康复

Strongly and quickly

是快速有力地康复

Amen

阿门

Amen

阿门

I've never operated a fork with my left hand before

我从没用左手操作过叉子

I hope this goes well

希望这会顺利

When my buddy Mikey got the cast off his leg

我哥们迈奇摘掉腿上的石膏后

you would not believe how skinny and smelly it was

你都不会相信那条腿有多瘦弱和臭

Like beef jerky with toes

就像长了脚趾的牛肉干

Can we please just eat

我们能开饭了吗

Chicken's good

鸡肉很好吃

Mrs Sparks made it

斯巴克斯太太做的

My first bathroom attempt

第一次如厕尝试

Let's hope this goes well

希望能顺利

Let me know if you need help

如果需要帮忙就告诉我

I think I'll be okay

应该没问题

It's just number one

只是上小号

I'm here if you need me

有需要就随时叫我哦

Mom I can't get my zipper down

妈妈我没法拉下裤链

I'm coming

我来啦

I am not saying

我不是说

my mother and I had a codependent relationship

我和我妈有着互相依赖的关系

Mom I can't get my zipper up

妈妈我拉不上裤链

I'm on my way

来了来了

But she did have a tendency to baby me and boy howdy

但她就喜欢把我当小婴儿宠老天

was I okay with that

我当年怎么好意思接受

How's this It's like I'm doing it myself

-力道如何 -简直就像我自己的手在刷

Ooh you got it

你剔到了

Yup chicken

没错是鸡肉

I don't have to tell you to be gentle

不用我提醒你也知道要轻点吧

No you don't

当然不用

Washcloth ‭ Washcloth

-毛巾呢 -毛巾

Soap Soap

-肥皂呢 -肥皂

Shampoo Shampoo

-洗发水呢 -洗发水

Baby shampoo

是婴儿无泪配方吗

Does E equal MC squared

E是不是等于mc²

Love you

爱你

"The quantum properties of matter are to be associated

"量子物质特性是与

with incompletely defined potentialities

不完全定义的势能有关

which can be more definitely realized "

这更可以被实现..."

All right you're gonna pedal

好的等一下你就踩踏板就对了

I'm gonna run behind and hold you up

我会在背后边跑边给你扶着

I'm nervous

我很紧张

Just pedal You'll be fine

骑就是了不会有事的

You're gonna get hurt

你会受伤的

What

什么

Put us back on

快把我们装回去

Mom

妈妈

You need us We'll keep you safe

你需要我们我们能保护好你

This is weird

这好诡异哦

We're a team

我们是团队

You and I belong together

我和你是一个整体

No I have to grow up and go to college

不我得长大去念大学

Forever

永远

Getting weirder

诡异度升级

Forever

永生...

and ever

永世

"That is if we try to picture the position " No

-"也就是说假如想象其位置..." -不

Mom's my training wheels

妈妈是我的辅助轮

I can't have training wheels

我不能用辅助轮

Mom's my training wheels Lot of noise over there

-妈妈是我的辅助轮 -你们那边好吵

Everything okay

没出什么问题吧

I'm not sure

我不太确定

What's going on

怎么了

He was muttering in his sleep that

他在睡梦中嘀咕说

I am his training wheels

我是他的辅助轮

What on earth does that mean

这到底是什么意思啊

Well let's think about it

我们来分析一下

Training wheels are for little kids

辅助轮是给小孩用的

Maybe he doesn't want to be a little kid anymore

也许他不想再当个小孩了

What does that have to do with me

这跟我有什么关系

You have made it your life's mission to hold him up

你把支撑他当成人生目标

What are you saying here

你在胡说什么啊

That I am wrong to love and protect my son

我爱和保护我儿子难道有错吗

That he doesn't need his mother to keep an eye on him

他不需要他的老母亲照看他吗

I'm not saying that I

我没这么说我...

I would never say that

我永远不会这么说的

All right then

那好吧

I'm not an idiot

我又不是笨蛋自己讨骂

Did you have a tough time when your kids started being independent

你的孩子开始学会独立时你有难以接受过吗

I'll let you know

到那天我会告诉你

What does that mean

这话是什么意思

Means one of 'em is still sitting in my kitchen

意思就是其中一个孩子还赖在我家厨房

whining about something

跟我发牢骚

Could you be supportive for once

你就不能支持我一回吗

Yes watching your kids grow up is hard

是啦看着孩子长大是很难接受的

So how do you handle it

那你怎么应付的

I find a little bourbon in my coffee does the trick

我发现往咖啡里加点波旁威士忌就能解决问题

And we're back to being not helpful

你又说风凉话不帮忙了

Look you haven't even gotten to the worst part of it yet

听着现在还没到你最难受的阶段

They're gonna leave home

他们会离开家

They're gonna move to another city ‭Oh Lord

-搬到另一个城市 -老天

They're gonna tell you

他们会告诉你

their loser boyfriend has knocked them up

被废柴男友搞大了肚子

Just to be clear that would be you ‭Sorry

-为免你没弄清说的就是你 -对不起

Turned my hair gray overnight ‭ I said sorry

-害我一晚就愁白了头发 -我不是道歉了吗

Clearly you're not in the mood to help

很显然你没心情帮我

Listen it's hard being a parent

听着为人父母不易

but if you do it right they don't need you anymore

但如果你做对了他们就不再需要你了

Well I don't like that

可我不喜欢这样

I get it but I just don't like it

我都懂但我就是不喜欢

Well I'd point out you'll always have your husband

我本来想指出你丈夫永远都在你身边

but you want me to be "helpful "

但你想要我"帮忙" 我就不说这没用的了

Johannes Diderik van der Waals

约翰内斯·迪德里克·范德瓦耳斯

Nils Gustaf Dalen

尼尔斯·古斯塔夫·达伦

Heike Kamerlingh Onnes

海克·卡末林·昂内斯

What are you doing

你在干嘛啦

Listing Nobel Prize winners in physics

列举各位诺贝尔物理学奖得主

Why

为什么

To keep me from cracking this cast like a coconut

为了阻止我像砸椰子一样把石膏砸烂

and scratching my skin off

然后狠狠抓痒

I need Mom to sing "Soft Kitty "

我需要妈妈唱《软猫猫》给我听

Don't do it

千万别

Why

为什么

You're being a baby again

你又像个小孩一样撒娇

But I'm injured

但我受伤了啊

Big deal You broke your arm

不过是手臂骨折算什么

Look at Stephen Hawking over there

你看那边的斯蒂芬·霍金

He's in a wheelchair

他都坐轮椅了

You don't hear him whining about it with his robot voice

但你听过他抱怨自己的机器人声音吗

So you're saying he and I are brilliant minds

你意思是我和他都是旷世奇才

who have both suffered great physical adversity

双双遭遇逆境但仍身残志坚

That's not even close to what I'm saying

这跟我说的差了十万八千里

Well that's what I heard

反正我听到的是这意思

And if Hawking doesn't let it stop him

如果霍金不被命运打倒

then I can't let this cast stop me

那我也不能被这石膏打倒

Great Go back to sleep

太好了赶紧躺下睡觉吧

I will and I'll do it all by myself

我会的而且我会独立完成

Soft kitty warm kitty

软猫猫暖猫猫

Oh my God

老天爷啊

Little ball of fur

小毛球猫猫

Happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr

笑猫猫困猫猫咕噜咕噜咕噜

I did it

我做到了

Missy I did it

米希我做到了

What

什么

I slept through the night

我一觉安稳睡到天亮

What time is it

现在几点

6 14

6点14分

This is why people hate you

所以大家都不喜欢你

My sister's crankiness did not dampen my enthusiasm

我姐姐的暴脾气没有浇灭我的热情

A chicken may have fractured my arm

我虽然被一只鸡弄折了手臂

but nothing could break my can do spirit

但没什么能挫败我积极进取的精神

All in the bowl none on me

全尿进马桶里了一滴都没沾到我

I call that a successful urination

这就是一次成功的排尿

Great Go teach your brother

很好也去教教你哥哥啊

I will not be denied my jelly

谁也别想阻碍我吃到果酱

Yes

好样的

Watch out peanut butter You're next

小心咯花生酱下一个就轮到你

Who would like to tell us

有谁愿意分享

how God touched their lives this week

这周被上帝影响的经历

Sheldon

谢尔顿

He didn't because He doesn't exist

祂没有因为祂并不存在

Then why raise your hand

那你为什么要举手

Not just any hand My left hand

不是随便一只手哦是我的左手

Because I'm able to overcome any obstacle

因为我能跨越任何人生障碍

And maybe God helped you do that

也许是上帝帮你做到的

Actually it was Stephen Hawking

其实是斯蒂芬·霍金

and he's better because he exists

他更厉害因为他真实存在

Yes 'cause God made him Anybody else

对因为是上帝造出他的还有人想分享吗

Billy Is this gonna be on the test

-比利 -这道题考试会考吗

Oh boy

神啊救救我

I took a moment to reflect on my journey of the last two weeks

我花了点时间回想我过去两周的人生旅程

Such emotional growth was worthy of a majestic bubble beard

如此浓烈的情感成长值得我玩一次威严的泡泡假胡子

Perhaps my sister was right

或许我姐姐说得对

This was a time I'd want to remember

我会想铭记这段特殊日子

Dad will you sign my cast

爸爸你能在我的石膏上签名吗

Sure

好啊

And if you have any grammar questions please ask first

如果你有任何语法上的疑问先请教我

"Have a great summer Georgie "

"祝你有个愉快的暑假小乔治"

Normally I'd write "Have a bitchin' summer "

通常我会写 "祝你有个超屌的暑假"

but I figured you wouldn't like that

但我觉得你应该不会喜欢

I wouldn't

我的确不会

My meemaw wrote

我姥姥给我写了

"To my brave Moon Pie

"我勇敢的小饼饼

You handled this like a true Texan "

你像个真正的德州猛汉一样勇挫困难"

My mom wrote

我妈妈写道

"Shelly you'll always be my baby

"谢利你永远都是我的小宝贝

"But I'm so proud of the young man you've become

但我很骄傲你成长为一个优秀少年

Love Mom "

爱你的妈妈"

And Billy wrote

比利写的是

"Billy "

"比利"

The next day I got my cast off

第二天我把石膏摘了下来

In a world where I valued symmetry I was relieved

我这种追求对称性的强迫症人士

to see that both my arms were as pale and skinny as ever

看到我两条手臂依旧苍白瘦弱就放心了

But this Texan had unfinished business to tend to

但本德州猛汉还有未完成的事要处理

Want me to get you started

想让我扶你一段吗

No I can do it

不我自己能行

And I did do it

我的确做到了

I rode my bike without training wheels like an adult

我像大人一样畅骑没有辅助轮的自行车

It would take more than a chicken

区区一只鸡

or the threat of a fractured bone to scare me

或骨折的威胁可吓不倒本猛汉

It would take a brown beast named Scraps

但一只叫"剩饭饭"的棕色猛兽可以

Mommy

妈咪

I rode my bike 11 miles that day

我那天逃命足足骑了11英里

Mommy

妈咪