爱，死亡和机器人-S03E05-杀戮小队开杀_爱,死亡和机器人

第一季

第二季

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爱，死亡和机器人-S02E01-自动化客服

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爱，死亡和机器人-S02E02-冰

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爱，死亡和机器人-S02E03-长生与新生

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爱，死亡和机器人-S02E04-沙漠中的史诺

爱，死亡和机器人-S02E08-溺毙的巨人

第三季

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爱，死亡和机器人-S03E01-三个机器人-退场策略

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爱，死亡和机器人-S03E02-差劲旅行

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爱，死亡和机器人-S03E03-机器的脉动

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爱，死亡和机器人-S03E04-迷你亡灵之夜

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爱，死亡和机器人-S03E05-杀戮小队开杀

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爱，死亡和机器人-S03E06-虫群

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爱，死亡和机器人-S03E07-梅森的老鼠

第四季

爱，死亡和机器人-S04E02-迷你第三类接触

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爱，死亡和机器人-S04E03-蜘蛛玫瑰

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爱，死亡和机器人-S04E04-400男孩

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爱，死亡和机器人-S04E05-又一庞然大物

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爱，死亡和机器人-S04E06-骷髅地

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爱，死亡和机器人-S04E07-暴龙的尖叫

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爱，死亡和机器人-S04E08-齐克如何信教

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爱，死亡和机器人-S04E09-智慧型设备愚蠢型主人

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爱，死亡和机器人-S04E10-他能悄悄靠近

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This is some bullshit Sergeant

这太扯了中士

Shut the fuck up Macy

给我闭嘴梅西

Folen You're gonna get shot in the dick

弗兰你站得这么显眼

if you stand in silhouette like that

会被人打掉屌的

Yep Right in the dick

没错正中屌心

I'm just trying to see how far out I can get it

我就是想看看我能尿多远

I've got the aim of an angel

我的准头堪比天使

and the reach of a god

射程堪比神

How much further to the objective Sarge

离目标还有多远中士

Another 500 meters up

还要往上走500米

Oh fuck me

我去

One Seven this is One One Over

17 这里是11 完毕

One Seven One One

17 我们是11

We're within 500 meters of the objective

我们离目标只有500米了

How copy Over

收到吗完毕

Everything all right Sergeant

没事吧中士

Fine Fucking peachy

没事好极了

Fine like in no radio contact with anyone

好 50分钟都没跟人

for the last 50 fucking minutes

无线电联络上了叫好吗

Fine like our idiotic fucking platoon leader

我们的白痴排长把我们分开

decided to split us up

也叫好吗

Fine like I have to keep hauling this fucking ammo

我要把这些该死的弹药扛上

up this motherfucking mountain

这操蛋的山也叫好吗

Fine like Team Two's been torn into greasy shreds of man jerky

2队被撕成了人肉碎片也叫好吗

Jesus fuck

天啊

Look at this thing here

看这玩意

Almost as big as my dick

有我屌那么大了

Well I guess he won't be needing this

这他肯定用不上了

It's It's the whole team

整支队伍都没了

Muj didn't do this Sergeant

这不是圣战者干的中士

It doesn't matter what did it

是什么干的不要紧

We're gonna get through this soldier

我们能撑过去的士兵

Together

勠力同心

"Together"

"勠力同心"

I bet that'll look great on a poster with some puppies

这话写在海报上配上小狗效果肯定很好

What Uh what

什么玩意

It's a honey badger

是头蜜獾

Honey badgers don't give a shit

蜜獾可什么都不管

That's it We've all gone crazy Time to kill each other

好了我们都疯了该自相残杀了

Oh thank God

谢天谢地

I'm so tired of carrying all this fucking ammo around

这些弹药我可扛烦了

You assholes don't have my permission to die

我不许你们这些混蛋去死

Uh should we shoot it

我们要开枪吗

Fuck yes Coutts Let's shoot it

当然各位我们开火吧

Fire Fire

开火

It's not stopping

它没停下来

Hold

挺住

What kind of bear is that

这是什么熊啊

Fuck you honey badger

去你的蜜獾

Fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you

去你的去死吧

Let him go you son of a bitch

放开他你个混蛋

Holy shit

我去

Die fucker

死吧混蛋

Erwin

厄文

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

该死该死该死

Over here

这边

Fuck Goddamn thing's run out of juice

该死破玩意没电了

Fuck Oh I'm standing on your friend

该死我踩到你的朋友了

Sorry

抱歉

This really sucks

这太糟了

No shit

可不是

Who the hell's this guy

这人是谁

Sergeant First Class Morris attached to Task Force Griffin

莫里斯陆军上士狮鹫特遣队的

Stationed at Camp Eisenhower

驻扎在埃森豪威尔营

It's right over that ridge No such place as Camp Eisenhower

-就在山那边 -根本没有埃森豪威尔营

Sure there is You just didn't know about it

当然有你就是不知道罢了

It's subterranean

是在地下

Bullshit that's where you're from

你胡扯

You're stationed at Camp Bullshit

你驻扎在胡扯营

and you drink from a CamelBak full of lies

拿装满了谎言的驼峰水壶喝水

CIA built it back in '02 right after the invasion

是02年入侵之后中情局建的

It's just another part of our hearts and minds strategy

是头脑心灵策略的一个部分

And let me guess It's part of some Secret Squirrel op

我猜猜这是个秘密松鼠行动的一部分

and you've got all kinds of crazy sciencey shit under there

你们那里有各种疯狂的科学设备

including fucking nightmares like that thing

包括像那玩意那样的噩梦

Well that thing is code named Project Barghest

那玩意代号犬魔项目

It was on patrol with us last night

它昨晚跟我们一起巡逻时

when it started acting unpatriotic

突然开始有了反叛的表现

and treated my team like an Afghani buffet

把我的团队当成了阿富汗自助餐

Bar guest That's a stupid fucking name for a honey badger

犬魔给蜜獾起这么个蠢名字

It's not a honey badger

它不是蜜獾

It's a genetically engineered grizzly bear

是一头基因改造灰熊

with a shit ton of mechanical augmentation

还配备了大量机械增强装置

It's like a tank with fur

它就像一头长毛的坦克

Retractable anti personnel titanium talons

有可回收反人钛合金爪

diamond carbine canines

金刚石卡宾犬牙

all wrapped in a solid inch

全都包裹在皮下

of ballistic resistant gel under its skin

厚一英寸的防弹胶里

Small arms won't do jack shit and even grenades won't hurt it

小武器根本伤不了它手榴弹也是

Unless you get lucky which you won't

除非你们走运但那是不可能的

Can you kill it with that This piece of shit

-你能用那玩意杀了它吗 -这破玩意吗

No It's supposed to be a remote control

不这本是个遥控器

but the only thing that works

但唯一好用的

is this setting that says "Fuck off "

就是这个"滚蛋"按钮

Come on guys Let's go to that base you don't think exists

走吧我们去你们不相信存在的基地

Well Sarge

中士怎么办

Why not I doubt this shit could get any weirder

何不呢这事不会更怪了

Dang it It was right here

该死刚刚就在这里

It was right there It was there

就在这里的

There was a fucking rock Fucking there

刚刚那块石头就在那里

It appears the secret back entrance to your secret CIA base

看来你的秘密中情局基地的秘密入口

is so extra fucking secret even you can't find it

秘密到连你也找不到了

Sarge we got permission to die now

中士我们现在可以死了吗

Getting there Folen Getting there

快了弗兰快了

Oh here it is

找到了

中情局领地勿入

Yet Amazing

-好了 -太好了

Guessing it wasn't like this when you left

你走时应该还不是这样吧

No It fucking wasn't

对不是

Well personally I love what they've done with the place

我倒是喜欢他们对这里的装饰

All right

好了

Let's get some proper fucking ordnance

我们去拿点大家伙

and kill the shit out of this fucking thing

然后把那玩意干掉

Sorry for all the cursing

抱歉我说脏话了

全套装备

This is where I come to jerk off

我撸管就来这里

Macy Folen Christmas come early boys

梅西弗兰圣诞节提前到了各位

Now we're talking

这才像话

You drool on it you buy it

你的口水掉在上面你就得买了

Fuck yeah This will do some damage

太好了这杀伤力肯定可以

Friendly

是友军

Friendly

友军

This is MAARS Bot

这是马斯机器人

Oh who's your buddy MAARS Bot Who's your buddy

你的朋友是谁马斯机器人是谁啊

Oh sweet More science shit

真可爱又是科学设备

He gonna go rogue and try and eat us too

他也会突然发狂来咬我们吗

You didn't think the CIA

你不会以为中情局

would make just one Jihad Joe killing weapon did you

就做了一件杀圣战战士的武器吧

Redundancy son saves lives

多些备用的能救命

Well it is kinda cute

还真挺可爱的

Oh don't you look at me like that with them little puppy dog eyes

你别一副狗狗眼这么看我

Jesus fucking Christ Macy

天啊梅西

Here we go guys Come on

来了各位走吧

You better put me in

这事结束后

for a Bronze Star after this shit Morris

你最好给我申请青铜星章莫里斯

You've got a bad attitude Private Macy

你的态度真差二等兵梅西

and I will deny any award he puts you in for

他给你申请什么荣誉我都不会通过

Okay Maybe a certificate of achievement Maybe

好吧或许荣誉证书就放你一马吧

All right ladies I'm gonna call the Barghest to us

好了女士们我把犬魔叫来

Clench up

准备好

Let's just get this shit over with

我们速战速决吧

In three two one

三二一

You sure that recall button's

那个召回按钮真的...

Fuck Go go go

-该死 -走

Holy fucking shit

我去

Goddammit Go go go

该死上啊

MAARS Bot no

马斯机器人不

Save yourself robot friend

自救吧机器人朋友

不

Fuck this

去他的

上

Special delivery

特别速递

I need some range

我需要距离

Get some

吃瘪吧

That's all you got Stupid fucking honey badger

你没别的本事了吗你个蠢蜜獾

Folen get the fuck back you idiot

弗兰退后点你个蠢货

Fuck you honey badger

去你的蜜獾

Macy Move

梅西让开

Fuck Macy Mama

-该死梅西 -妈妈

M Mama

妈妈

It's gonna be okay Folen Just

没事的弗兰别...

Nielsen

尼尔森

Nielsen please please tell my wife

尼尔森求你告诉我妻子

I will Folen Anything Nielsen

-当然弗兰我一定带到 -尼尔森

Please Please I promise

-求你 -我保证

Tell my wife

告诉我妻子

I I

我...

I fucked her sister

我上了她妹妹

Fuck me

我去

Well

好吧

That sure was some bullshit Sergeant

这真是太扯了中士

Oh fuck

该死

Fuck you honey badger

去你妈蜜獾

Fu Fu Fu Fuck you honey badger

去你妈的蜜獾

Fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you

去你妈去你妈

Stupid fucking honey badger

蠢货蜜獾

Die fucker

死吧混蛋

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

去你的

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

去你的

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

去你的

Stupid fucking honey badger

蠢货蜜獾

Fuck you honey badger

去你妈蜜獾

Fuck you honey badger

去你妈蜜獾

Right in the dick

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