爱，死亡和机器人-S03E05-杀戮小队开杀_爱,死亡和机器人

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This is some bullshit Sergeant.

这太扯了中士

Shut the fuck up Macy.

给我闭嘴梅西

Folen You're gonna get shot in the dick

弗兰你站得这么显眼

if you stand in silhouette like that.

会被人打掉屌的

Yep. Right in the dick.

没错正中屌心

I'm just trying to see how far out I can get it.

我就是想看看我能尿多远

I've got the aim of an angel

我的准头堪比天使

and the reach of a god.

射程堪比神

How much further to the objective Sarge

离目标还有多远中士

Another 500 meters... up.

还要往上走500米

Oh fuck me.

我去

One Seven this is One One. Over.

17 这里是11 完毕

One Seven One One.

17 我们是11

We're within 500 meters of the objective.

我们离目标只有500米了

How copy Over.

收到吗完毕

Everything all right Sergeant

没事吧中士

Fine. Fucking peachy.

没事好极了

Fine like in no radio contact with anyone

好 50分钟都没跟人

for the last 50 fucking minutes

无线电联络上了叫好吗

Fine like our idiotic fucking platoon leader

我们的白痴排长把我们分开

decided to split us up

也叫好吗

Fine like I have to keep hauling this fucking ammo

我要把这些该死的弹药扛上

up this motherfucking mountain

这操蛋的山也叫好吗

Fine like Team Two's been torn into greasy shreds of man jerky

2队被撕成了人肉碎片也叫好吗

Jesus fuck.

天啊

Look at this thing here.

看这玩意

Almost as big as my dick.

有我屌那么大了

Well I guess he won't be needing this.

这他肯定用不上了

It's... It's the whole team.

整支队伍都没了

Muj didn't do this Sergeant.

这不是圣战者干的中士

It doesn't matter what did it.

是什么干的不要紧

We're gonna get through this soldier.

我们能撑过去的士兵

Together.

勠力同心

"Together"

"勠力同心"

I bet that'll look great on a poster with some puppies

这话写在海报上配上小狗效果肯定很好

What Uh what

什么玩意

It's a honey badger.

是头蜜獾

Honey badgers don't give a shit

蜜獾可什么都不管

That's it. We've all gone crazy. Time to kill each other.

好了我们都疯了该自相残杀了

Oh thank God.

谢天谢地

I'm so tired of carrying all this fucking ammo around.

这些弹药我可扛烦了

You assholes don't have my permission to die.

我不许你们这些混蛋去死

Uh should we shoot it

我们要开枪吗

Fuck yes Coutts. Let's shoot it.

当然各位我们开火吧

Fire Fire

开火

It's not stopping

它没停下来

Hold

挺住

What kind of bear is that

这是什么熊啊

Fuck you honey badger

去你的蜜獾

Fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you

去你的去死吧

Let him go you son of a bitch

放开他你个混蛋

Holy shit

我去

Die fucker

死吧混蛋

Erwin

厄文

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

该死该死该死

Over here

这边

Fuck. Goddamn thing's run out of juice.

该死破玩意没电了

Fuck. Oh I'm standing on your friend.

该死我踩到你的朋友了

Sorry.

抱歉

This really sucks.

这太糟了

No shit.

可不是

Who the hell's this guy

这人是谁

Sergeant First Class Morris attached to Task Force Griffin.

莫里斯陆军上士狮鹫特遣队的

Stationed at Camp Eisenhower.

驻扎在埃森豪威尔营

It's right over that ridge. No such place as Camp Eisenhower.

-就在山那边 -根本没有埃森豪威尔营

Sure there is. You just didn't know about it.

当然有你就是不知道罢了

It's subterranean.

是在地下

Bullshit that's where you're from.

你胡扯

You're stationed at Camp Bullshit

你驻扎在胡扯营

and you drink from a CamelBak full of lies.

拿装满了谎言的驼峰水壶喝水

CIA built it back in '02 right after the invasion.

是02年入侵之后中情局建的

It's just another part of our hearts and minds strategy.

是头脑心灵策略的一个部分

And let me guess. It's part of some Secret Squirrel op

我猜猜这是个秘密松鼠行动的一部分

and you've got all kinds of crazy sciencey shit under there

你们那里有各种疯狂的科学设备

including fucking nightmares like that thing.

包括像那玩意那样的噩梦

Well that thing is code named Project Barghest.

那玩意代号犬魔项目

It was on patrol with us last night

它昨晚跟我们一起巡逻时

when it started acting unpatriotic

突然开始有了反叛的表现

and treated my team like an Afghani buffet.

把我的团队当成了阿富汗自助餐

Bar guest That's a stupid fucking name for a honey badger.

犬魔给蜜獾起这么个蠢名字

It's not a honey badger.

它不是蜜獾

It's a genetically engineered grizzly bear

是一头基因改造灰熊

with a shit ton of mechanical augmentation.

还配备了大量机械增强装置

It's like a tank with fur.

它就像一头长毛的坦克

Retractable anti personnel titanium talons

有可回收反人钛合金爪

diamond carbine canines

金刚石卡宾犬牙

all wrapped in a solid inch

全都包裹在皮下

of ballistic resistant gel under its skin.

厚一英寸的防弹胶里

Small arms won't do jack shit and even grenades won't hurt it.

小武器根本伤不了它手榴弹也是

Unless you get lucky which you won't.

除非你们走运但那是不可能的

Can you kill it with that This piece of shit

-你能用那玩意杀了它吗 -这破玩意吗

No. It's supposed to be a remote control

不这本是个遥控器

but the only thing that works

但唯一好用的

is this setting that says "Fuck off."

就是这个"滚蛋"按钮

Come on guys. Let's go to that base you don't think exists.

走吧我们去你们不相信存在的基地

Well Sarge

中士怎么办

Why not I doubt this shit could get any weirder.

何不呢这事不会更怪了

Dang it. It was right here.

该死刚刚就在这里

It was right there. It was there.

就在这里的

There was a fucking rock. Fucking there.

刚刚那块石头就在那里

It appears the secret back entrance to your secret CIA base

看来你的秘密中情局基地的秘密入口

is so extra fucking secret even you can't find it.

秘密到连你也找不到了

Sarge we got permission to die now

中士我们现在可以死了吗

Getting there Folen. Getting there.

快了弗兰快了

Oh here it is.

找到了

中情局领地勿入

Yet... Amazing.

-好了 -太好了

Guessing it wasn't like this when you left.

你走时应该还不是这样吧

No. It fucking wasn't.

对不是

Well personally I love what they've done with the place.

我倒是喜欢他们对这里的装饰

All right.

好了

Let's get some proper fucking ordnance

我们去拿点大家伙

and kill the shit out of this fucking thing

然后把那玩意干掉

Sorry for all the cursing.

抱歉我说脏话了

全套装备

This is where I come to jerk off.

我撸管就来这里

Macy Folen Christmas come early boys.

梅西弗兰圣诞节提前到了各位

Now we're talking

这才像话

You drool on it you buy it.

你的口水掉在上面你就得买了

Fuck yeah. This will do some damage.

太好了这杀伤力肯定可以

Friendly.

是友军

Friendly.

友军

This is MAARS Bot.

这是马斯机器人

Oh who's your buddy MAARS Bot Who's your buddy

你的朋友是谁马斯机器人是谁啊

Oh sweet. More science shit.

真可爱又是科学设备

He gonna go rogue and try and eat us too

他也会突然发狂来咬我们吗

You didn't think the CIA

你不会以为中情局

would make just one Jihad Joe killing weapon did you

就做了一件杀圣战战士的武器吧

Redundancy son saves lives.

多些备用的能救命

Well it is kinda cute.

还真挺可爱的

Oh don't you look at me like that with them little puppy dog eyes.

你别一副狗狗眼这么看我

Jesus fucking Christ Macy.

天啊梅西

Here we go guys. Come on

来了各位走吧

You better put me in

这事结束后

for a Bronze Star after this shit Morris.

你最好给我申请青铜星章莫里斯

You've got a bad attitude Private Macy

你的态度真差二等兵梅西

and I will deny any award he puts you in for.

他给你申请什么荣誉我都不会通过

Okay. Maybe a certificate of achievement. Maybe.

好吧或许荣誉证书就放你一马吧

All right ladies. I'm gonna call the Barghest to us.

好了女士们我把犬魔叫来

Clench up

准备好

Let's just get this shit over with.

我们速战速决吧

In three two one.

三二一

You sure that recall button's

那个召回按钮真的...

Fuck Go go go

-该死 -走

Holy fucking shit

我去

Goddammit Go go go

该死上啊

MAARS Bot no

马斯机器人不

Save yourself robot friend

自救吧机器人朋友

不

Fuck this.

去他的

上

Special delivery

特别速递

I need some range

我需要距离

Get some

吃瘪吧

That's all you got Stupid fucking honey badger

你没别的本事了吗你个蠢蜜獾

Folen get the fuck back you idiot

弗兰退后点你个蠢货

Fuck you honey badger

去你的蜜獾

Macy Move

梅西让开

Fuck Macy. Mama...

-该死梅西 -妈妈

M Mama...

妈妈

It's gonna be okay Folen. Just...

没事的弗兰别...

Nielsen...

尼尔森

Nielsen please... please tell my wife...

尼尔森求你告诉我妻子

I will Folen. Anything. Nielsen...

-当然弗兰我一定带到 -尼尔森

Please... Please... I promise.

-求你 -我保证

...Tell my wife

告诉我妻子

I... I...

我...

I fucked her sister.

我上了她妹妹

Fuck me.

我去

Well...

好吧

...That sure was some bullshit Sergeant.

这真是太扯了中士

Oh fuck.

该死

Fuck you honey badger

去你妈蜜獾

Fu... Fu... Fu... Fuck you honey badger

去你妈的蜜獾

Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Fuck you

去你妈去你妈

Stupid fucking honey badger

蠢货蜜獾

Die fucker

死吧混蛋

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

去你的

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

去你的

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

去你的

Stupid fucking honey badger

蠢货蜜獾

Fuck you honey badger

去你妈蜜獾

Fuck you honey badger

去你妈蜜獾

Right in the dick.

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