爱，死亡和机器人-S01E17-不一样的历史_爱,死亡和机器人

内容

Welcome to Multiversity

欢迎来到综合大学

America's leading Alternative History Research App.

美国领先的架空历史研究应用

Multiversity lets you modify any historical fact

综合大学能让您修改任何历史事实

and witness virtual simulations of how history would change.

并直观地感受由此带来的历史变化

Take for example one of our most popular requests

例如我们最具人气的:

the death of Adolf Hitler.

阿道夫·希特勒之死

Now let's change the date.

现在让我们倒流时间

Six alternate time lines

在新手演示界面里

are included on this welcome demo.

有六条可供选择的时间线

We hope you enjoy.

尽情享受吧

Death scenario number one.

死亡方案一

Killed during a brawl on the steps of the Academy of Fine Arts.

在美术学院的台阶上死于一场斗殴

Result World War I proceeds.

结果一战持续进行

The Weimar Republic begins late.

魏玛共和国推迟建国

World War II delayed until 1948.

二战推迟至1948年开始

US drops atomic bomb on Berlin in 1952.

1952年美国在柏林上空投掷原子弹

Neil Armstrong

尼尔·阿姆斯特朗

first man on the moon 1969.

于1969年成为登月第一人

Death scenario number two.

死亡方案二

Killed by run away horse drawn wagon filled with bratwurst.

死于一辆装满德国香肠疾驰而过的马车下

Result Vienna passes tough horse drawn vehicle laws

结果维也纳实施严厉的马车交通法

prompting the quick acceptance of automobiles.

促进了汽车产业的迅速发展

Austria becomes automotive industrial powerhouse.

奥地利成为汽车工业的巨头

World War I proceeds.

一战持续进行

Germany and allies win thanks to technological advances.

德国及其盟友凭借科技优势取得胜利

The '30s worldwide depression averted.

避免了30年代的经济大萧条

Willy Brandt first man on the moon 1958.

威利·勃兰特于1958年成为登月第一人

Death scenario number three.

死亡方案三

Killed by suffocation when encased in a block of gelatin.

被明胶困住死于窒息

Hitler is the random victim of a gelatin encasing weapon

希特勒成为了明胶包覆式武器的随机受害者

developed by the Russian aristocracy.

该武器由俄罗斯贵族研发

Result The gelatin encasing weapon is subsequently used

结果明胶包覆式武器

to eliminate enemies of Tsar Nicholas II.

随后被沙皇尼古拉斯二世用于消灭敌人

World War I begins with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand.

一战爆发于费迪南大公遭到暗杀

World War I quickly ends in 1915.

并于1915年迅速终结

Russia becomes sole superpower.

俄罗斯成为唯一的超级大国

Vladimir Putin

弗拉基米尔·普京

first real man on the moon 1988.

于1988年成为登月第一人

Death scenario number four.

死亡方案四

Killed by marathon fornication with four Viennese prostitutes.

死于与四名维也纳妓女长时间交媾的过程中

Result The prostitutes are all arrested

结果四名妓女全部被捕

only to be revealed as libidinous travelers

结果被发现其真实身份为

from a very sexy parallel dimension...

来自性感平行宇宙的饥渴的旅客...

who teach the Viennese their multi dimensional ways of astro pleasure.

她们教会了维也纳人享受宇宙多维空间的极乐

Janine Lindemulder first woman on the moon 1996.

珍妮·林德姆德尔于1996年成为女性登月第一人

Death scenario number five.

死亡方案五

Killed by a meteor strike square on the head.

死于陨石击中头部

The meteor was a precursor to a massive asteroid cruising towards Earth.

这块陨石是小行星撞击地球的前兆

It makes impact a few hours later.

几小时后惨剧发生

Result Humanity wiped out along with 93% of all species.

结果人类以及其他93%的物种灭绝

A society of rats rises evolves becomes a perfect democracy...

鼠类崛起进化并建立了完美的民主社会

only to discover nationalism

结果发展为民族主义

and develop weapons of mass destruction

发明了大规模杀伤性武器

which work as intended destroying the world...

并蓄意发动武器再一次

again...

毁灭世界

allowing the rise of a peaceful squid civilization.

使得平和的鱿鱼文明崛起

Gluugsnergluug.

德鲁格斯德鲁格

First squid on the moon 2 973 412.

于2973412年成为登月第一鱿鱼

Death scenario number six.

死亡方案六

Hi Hitler.

你好希特勒

Die

去死吧

Caught in the crossfire

被卷入纷争

between time traveling anti Nazis sent to back to kill him

争斗双方为时空穿梭来杀害他的反纳粹党

and time traveling Nazis sent back to prevent his assassination...

以及时空穿梭来保护他免遭暗杀的纳粹党人...

finally saved by his future self Hitler forgets the first rule of time travel

最终被未来的自己所救希特勒忘记了时空旅行的第一原则

"Never touch your doppelganger."

"不要碰和你长得一样的人"

Killed by space time paradox.

死于时空悖论

Result Causality loop annihilates time and space

结果因果循环导致时空崩溃

and destroys all life in the uni...

毁灭了宇宙的一切生

Sorry about that. Thank you for choosing Multiversity

我们对此深感抱歉感谢您选择综合大学

Now it's your time to make history.

现在开始创造历史吧