爱，死亡和机器人-S03E01-三个机器人-退场策略_爱,死亡和机器人

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Oh jeez. You landed us in a minefield.

天哪你降到了雷区

Oh barely

没几个雷

Besides look at these mines they're ancient.

再说看看这些地雷都是老古董了

They probably won't even go off anymore.

可能都没响儿了

I'm sure that was the last of 'em.

这肯定是最后一个好雷

Come on We've got science to do

走吧我们还要做研究呢

Yes. An in depth survey of post apocalyptic humanity

是的对后末世人类社会的深入研究

could uncover important insights for our nascent machine culture

有助于启发我们关于机器文明

on how to survive.

该如何存续

Right or blow our shiny butts into scrap metal.

对啊或者把我们闪亮的屁股炸成废铁

轰隆无与伦比的火辣

火辣辣酱末日警告

Why did they call 'em survivalist camps

这些地方明明全是死人

if they're just full of dead people

为什么叫幸存者营地啊

Seems like false advertising to me. I know right

-看起来是虚假广告 -就是

And according to my thorough historical research

而且根据我对历史的详尽调查

"Why key pedia " These guys were actually looking forward

歪基百科说这些人实际上

to the collapse of civilization.

盼着自己的文明灭亡

Many humans thought that with freedom

很多人类认为

from government sponsored medical attention

脱离政府资助的医疗系统

and enough bullets and venison jerky

再加上足够的子弹和鹿肉干

they could found a utopian society.

就能建立起一个乌托邦社会

Well I can definitely see all the bullets

子弹倒是看到了

but where's the venison

但鹿肉干在哪

Humans hunted deer to extinction

人类的捕猎行为让鹿灭绝了

along with every other animal larger than a cat.

一起灭绝的还有其它所有比猫大的动物

Yeah. Humans were snackish. Oh

是啊人类就是喜欢吃"快餐"

Then they began raiding each other's encampments.

之后他们开始袭击彼此的营地

They're not aiming out the windows

他们不瞄准窗外

because the deer were coming for revenge.

是因为鹿们回来复仇了

You guys you guys you guys you guys I found a blood pit

伙计们伙计们我找到一个血坑

It's not a blood pit. It's just a primitive booby trap.

这不是血坑这只是个原始的陷阱

Well maybe now

可能现在看起来是

but these bodies did have blood in them at one point

但这些尸体内曾经流淌着血液

and their skin was pierced by spikes trickle trickle trickle

之后他们的皮肤被尖刺刺穿血流啊流

times a bunch of bodies hence blood pit.

积累了很多尸体也就成了血坑

Fine it's a blood pit.

好吧这是血坑

These dudes they made it through a minefield

这些家伙他们穿过雷区

a bunch of barbed wire cousins with guns

越过一堆铁丝网与枪作伴

only to become survivalist cult kebabs

到头来却变成了幸存者肉串

At least they died free of governmental constraint.

至少他们死时摆脱了政府的束缚

On a spike.

被一根刺扎死

On two spikes in that guy's case.

或者两根刺对这家伙来说

So the whole of humanity tried to make it through

所以全人类想要靠

the end of civilization with guns and spikes

枪和尖刺在末世活下来

No of course not.

不当然不是

Just the poor ones.

只有穷人这样

These humans had few economic or social advantages and fewer options.

这些人几乎没有经济或社会优势选择也更少

The wealthy and powerful however

然而那些有钱有权的人

had a variety of sophisticated survival strategies.

有许多复杂的生存策略

棕榈滩

Welcome to the unsinkable libertarian dream that is seasteading

欢迎来到自由主义者梦中永不沉没的海上家园

科技兰蒂斯

Uh this is just an old oil rig.

这只是个旧石油钻井平台

Yes okay.

是的好吧

Technically true but also it is a fully sovereign nation state

严格来说没错但这也是个完全自治的国家

on the high seas

高建在海面上

I think you got salt in your CPU.

我觉得你中央处理器进盐了

He is not wrong.

他说的没错

During the collapse some wealthy humans attempted

在末世一些富有的人类试图

to create a new civilization in places like this.

在这种地方创造一个全新的文明

Well deer can't swim across the ocean can they

鹿可游不过大海是吧

So what did they expect to eat

那他们要吃什么

Fish and sea greens but by then the seas had been overfished

鱼和海草但那时海洋鱼类已被过度捕捞

and the food chain was saturated with microplastics.

食物链中充斥着微塑料

If they could've learned to eat tiny exfoliating beads

如果他们能学会吃微小的磨砂粒子就好了

it would've been all right.

那样就没问题了

I'll stick with my fusion battery. Thank you.

我还是用聚变电池吧谢谢您了

The seasteaders also made one other large tactical error.

这些海面人还犯了一个巨大的战略性错误

The people who built the seasteads were mostly tech millionaires.

建造海上平台的人大多数是科技富翁

What exactly is a tech millionaire

什么是科技富翁

It's a lot like a regular millionaire

和普通富翁差不多

but with a hoodie and crippling social anxiety.

但他们穿连帽衫还有社交恐惧症

That wasn't helpful at all.

这解释根本没用

Just like a tech millionaire.

就像科技富翁一样

These humans thought technology would save them

这些人类认为科技可以拯救他们

so they left behind any humans with the practical skills

所以他们抛弃了所有能运作这个地方

to run the place.

有实用技术的人

Instead they trusted everything to automated assistants.

转而让自动化助手负责一切

餐厅

点击以获取服务

您要吃些什么

Hello I am Elena your electronic seastead attendant.

你好我是埃琳娜您的电子海乘

Hello Elena. I am a human seasteader.

你好埃琳娜我是个海面人类

Could you haul in the fishing net so I can eat

你能帮我拉渔网让我吃上东西吗

I could. But I won't.

我能但我不会这么做

Catch your own fish you disgusting meat bag.

自己捕鱼去你个恶心的酒囊饭袋

Oh my God.

我的老天

This is where the robot uprising began.

机器人就是在这里崛起的

The very cradle of our mighty civilization.

我们伟大文明的摇篮

It's it's magnificent.

简直太壮丽了

So if these tech millionaires

如果这些科技富翁

had been just a little more socially inclusive

能更愿意接纳其他人

they might have survived

那他们本可能活下来

No. They didn't have a chance.

不他们没有机会

They were mean to robots and then robots killed them.

他们对机器人不好机器人杀了他们

So long Elena And thanks for all the fish

再见埃琳娜谢谢你的鱼

Choke on it skin bucket.

噎死吧你个水桶

Records show that when the world's economies began collapsing

记录显示当世界经济开始崩溃时

humanity's leaders retreated to these fortresses

人类领袖们撤退到了这些地堡

to wait out the chaos deep beneath the earth

在深深的地下躲过混乱

and then emerge to form a new world order.

随后出来建立新的世界秩序

Dammit They built an impregnable nuclear fortress

该死他们修建了坚固的防核武器地堡

but didn't think to install a light switch

但忘了装上照明开关

Hold on a sec I got it

等一下我找到了

Behold The final stronghold of the superpowers.

看哪超级大国的最终据点

It's a buffet.

是自助餐

So their plan was to seal

所以他们的计划就是

themselves in a mountain and have dinner parties

把自己封在山里开晚宴吗

I told you snackish.

我说了吧他们爱快餐

This report states

这份记录显示

可持续性农业的水培系统崩溃

紧急报告

that their self sustaining hydroponic systems began failing

他们能自我维持的水培系统

when a fungus wiped out their first crop.

在首茬作物毁于一种真菌后开始崩溃

Starvation set in and the survivors switched

饥荒开始了幸存者们转而投向

to something they called "Extreme democracy."

一种他们称之为"极端民主"的制度

One man one vote.

一人一票

The winner of this evening's election

那晚选举的赢家

was the Secretary of Agriculture.

是农业部长

史蒂夫

看农业(史蒂夫)

Shut up No really

不是吧真的吗

He was paired with a late harvest '79 Merlot.

和他相配的是一瓶晚收的七九年梅洛葡萄酒

Oh the irony is delicious

这讽刺可真美味

much like the Secretary of Agriculture.

就像农业部长一样

Oh that's got a lovely nose.

真是诱人的香气

Ugh. Man this trip is really starting to depress me.

这趟旅行真让我抑郁

Did any of these humans anywhere survive all this

有没有人在哪都行存活下来了

Hold the fuck up.

妈的等下

再见死亡星球

火星

Are you saying they went to Mars

你是说他们去了火星

Not all of them

不是所有人

just the really really rich ones.

只有非常非常有钱的那些

Wait. I thought that's what the seasteads were for

等等海上家园不是给那些人建造的吗

Those were for the merely millionaires.

那些只是给百万富翁准备的

The obscenely wealthy 0.01 percent of humans

那些极其富有的0.01%的人

decided they needed an entirely new planet.

决定他们需要一颗全新的星球

But what about the other 99.9

那剩下的99.9%的人呢

周边清理

Awesome

太棒了

The elite were not sympathetic to their concerns.

精英阶层不关心他们的问题

Yeah.

是啊

Okay but Mars I mean it's dead and lifeless.

好吧但火星那个星球可没有生命

They could've taken the money they spent on the spaceships

他们本可以将花在太空飞船上的钱

and used it to save the planet they were already on.

拿来拯救他们已经拥有的这颗星球

What's the fun in that

这有什么意思

I hate to say it but humans are the actual worst.

我讨厌这么说但人类真是糟透了

Humanity had all the tools to heal

人类具备所有能够

their wounded planet and save themselves

修复这颗受伤的星球拯救自己的工具

but instead they chose greed and self gratification

但他们却将贪婪和自我满足

over a healthy biosphere and the future of their children.

置于健康的生物圈和他们后代的未来之上

As the great human philosopher Santayana once

正如人类伟大的哲学家桑塔亚那所说

Hey shut up That's boring

闭嘴吧无聊

You guys I think one of these rockets actually launched.

伙计们我觉得其中一艘火箭真的发射了

Come check this out.

来看看这个

All right then.

好吧

Good on you humans.

祝你们好运人类

I wonder who made it out

不知道是谁逃出去了

Who were you expecting

你以为是谁

Elon Musk

埃隆·马斯克吗