爱，死亡和机器人-S03E07-梅森的老鼠_爱,死亡和机器人

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I see ya ya twitty wee shite.

看到你们了该死的老鼠

Bloody hell.

见鬼

Take that ya nasty bastard.

吃我枪子儿混蛋

What the fuck is that

这是什么鬼

Aye it's Mason.

我是梅森

Do you know a good pest control company

你知道哪家灭鼠公司好吗

Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah. Oh. Right.

嗯好吧

Well no need to worry Mr. Mason.

无须担心梅森先生

Traptech can solve your little rat problem.

智捕能解决你的小鼠患

Little

小吗

It's an armed rat fucking rebellion is what it is.

这他妈是老鼠的武装叛乱

Well no.

不

We're seeing quite a lot of this lately Mr. Mason.

我们最近遇到很多这种情况梅森先生

Evolution you see.

这是进化

Humanity is warping the environment

人类正在扭曲环境

forcing the animal kingdom to adapt et cetera et cetera.

迫使动物王国去适应之类的

A certain level of tool use is nothing to worry about.

它们在一定程度上会用工具也不用担心

Less Darwinian theory more rodent killing hardware.

少说点达尔文理论多来点杀鼠装备

Allow me to introduce the TT6.

让我来为您介绍TT6

TT6 一劳永逸

A fixed position guided pulse laser

带有传感器的定位导引脉冲激光器

with sensors that can zero a woodlouse at a kilometer.

可在一公里外将一只潮虫干掉

The very latest in Traptech nology.

智捕科技最先进的技术

With just four of these killing machines in each barn

只需给每个谷仓配上四台这种杀戮机器

and you really can "Fire and Forget."

你就可以"一劳永逸"

一劳永逸

How much

多少钱

Do I really need all this shite

我真的需要这些玩意吗

Is this not a bit fucking overkill

是不是有点过分了

Well you can't be too careful

在灭鼠问题上

when it comes to pest control Mr. Mason.

小心点总没错梅森先生

And Barn One systems are online.

一号谷仓系统已上线

Oh We've got a kill already.

已经杀死一只了

How about that Look at that.

怎么样瞧瞧

Ah yes.

对

We do advise that you keep other animals clear of the kill zone.

我们建议您让其他动物远离捕杀区

Her name was Susan.

她叫苏珊

And I'll be expecting a discount for that.

我希望能为此打个折

苏珊

Fire and forget.

一劳永逸

What the fuck

什么鬼

You clever little bastard.

你个聪明的小混蛋

Hmm. I was worried this might happen.

我之前就担心会发生这种事

Well Mr. Mason there's only one thing for it.

梅森先生只有一种解决办法

We're gonna have to go mobile.

我们得用移动的方式

The all new TT15 with gas cooled auto cannon

全新TT15 配备气冷式自动加农炮

欢迎来到老鼠末日

armored chassis and the same targeting tech

装甲底盘与海军无人机

that navy drones carry.

相同的瞄准技术

Now that is what I call tool use.

这才能算得上使用工具

欢迎来到老鼠末日

How much

多少钱

Right well we've recovered four of the TT 6s

好了我们已经取回了四台TT6

but it says here you had five.

但这上面说你有五台

Ah well fucking rats trashed them.

对该死的老鼠把它毁了

I'm afraid I'll still have to report them missing.

恐怕我还是要上报丢失

Good luck with that TT15

祝您使用TT15好运

Bloody hell.

老天爷

Fuck.

我靠

thank you.

谢谢

Carry on.

继续

Good boy.

干得好

Bloody hell.

天呐

Welcome to the ratpocalypse.

欢迎来到老鼠末日

Ah fucking...

该死的

Fuck.

操

Christ.

天呐

Like World War fucking IV.

就他妈像第四次世界大战

Take that you nasty bastard.

尝尝这个混蛋

I salute your courage sir.

向您的勇气致敬先生

Bloody hell.

我的天

That's good.

不错啊

So good.

特别棒

Customer service please.

请转接客服

Hello this is Mason.

你好我是梅森

Aye that's right. That one. Yeah.

没错就是那个

I just need to cancel a check.

我想取消支票